Transcript of Horny Little Dork - SNL

-So...you and Dylan are coming up on five years, right? -Yeah. -Aww. He's such a sweet guy. -[ Sighs ] -Shannon? -Yeah. Um... Dylan's great. It's just that sometimes he's... not himself. -What do you mean? -Well, everything will be normal, And then he'll, like, catch a glimpse of me getting out of the shower, and... ♪♪ ...he becomes... -He becomes what? -A horny little dork. -Mmm! I saw your bloobies! -I have to go to work. Stop. -Aww. No time for sexy time? -"Horny Little Dork." From the masters of horror at Blumhouse Studios comes a terrifying look at what awaits every woman a few years into a relationship. -Please! -Oh, my God. I probably sound crazy. -No. It's been happening with my husband, too. Anything can trigger it. Side boob, under butt, new sports bra. He'll go from the man I love to... a horny little dork. -[ Boing! ] -Your presence is required in the bedroom. -Dennis, I'm in the middle of a workout. -It will only be about ten minutes, milady. -[Echoing] Stop talking like a butler! -[ Sighs ] -Mitch does...a robot. -Bleep, blop. -[ Gasps ] -[Robotic voice] No bra detected. Wiener status -- half chub. Bleep, blop. -Why is this happening?! -I've been researching this phenomenon for years. There's evidence of horny little dork-ism going back millennia. ♪♪ -I don't understand, Doctor. What happened to their game? -Tell me -- what would you do if your husband took you in his arms, threw you on the bed, and said, "I want you"? -Well, what do you think I would do? I would laugh at him, obviously. -Exactly! You know each other too well for big romantic gestures. -There has to be some way to stop this! -There is. You could have sex with him. -There has to be some way to stop this! -"Variety's" Steve Baker writes, "Chilling. Thank God I don't act this way." "Uh, yeah, you do," writes Steve Baker's wife. -Well, at least we're safe here. -Ooh-ooh! Pretty tummy! -N-o-o-o-o! [ Women screaming ] -"Horny Little Dork." Coming soon -- to a relationship you're in.