Transcript of The WORST Husband on The Internet

what's up weirdos imagine you make videos where you're just a good husband and then you become successful and that's your job and that's all you have to do is just be a good husband like your entire career your life your future everything is just you being good to your wife you would think with that clearly defined of a goal plus the fact that you are married to this woman that you'd be able to be nice to her but that's just not how Matt Howard rolls Matt Howard from Matt and Abby this is our Tik Tok they have 5.3 million followers it's just couple's content and they have this podcast called the unplanned podcast 670,000 subscribers really good views on other videos and I cannot emphasize that enough all he has to do is be a good husband and yet as you will see throughout our exploration in this video if anything he's a butt let me take you back to the beginning this is early days on their Tik Tok kind of showcasing how they blew up these viral videos are what their entire career is built off of I'm being mean you're not being mean it's okay you're just on some medicine right now M the white pillow please right here you're mad at me I'm not mad at you okay what are you doing right there you need I'm trying to hold the white pill but I'll just it's not going to go anywhere you to pull this down for you or don't touch anything without talking to me first okay what else can I yeah do that anything else I can please don't be upset with me I'm not being so nice huh I don't want to be this way I want to be nice I know here's your diet coke I didn't want that what do you want um Junior Bing show me to play it for you yes please okay here remote move this closer to you please more that's him taking care of her and he handled it pretty well and it was pretty sweet even though you know he did set up a camera to film himself being sweet to his wife but this is what their entire business model was just videos like this and you'd think that'd be easy to maintain like this is just how you should be treating your wife when she's on anesthesia but this by the way had 47 million views was huge for them this is what they were and unfortunately just a couple years later I want to show you a clip of where they are right now I just find you very attractive yeah I find you very attractive too and there was a time where I did not same isn't that so funny how our brain can do that though it's so crazy you might have seen that video on Tik Tok that went viral oh my God why guys talking about this why did you say same same but also why was she saying that there was a time where she wasn't attracted to him like what what why but there is so much to this he genuinely is like a bad husband and we're going to dive deep into it so buckle up I want to take you back to Christmas of 2022 when they posted this video and while you're watching it just remember they deleted this video this is a reupload by somebody him in the comments don't be fooled by me picking up my house because I'm not typically the one that does it and don't be pull by me taking care of my son because most of the time my wife does that too Abby really wanted to go to the gym tonight so why is he doing that for the voiceover for me taking care of my son too generally my wife take cares of that too your wife who had just given birth does all of the cleaning all of the cooking all of the dishes all of the watching the kids by the way this account is Matt and Abby this isn't Matt's account they're full-time job is just to be influencers try being an influencer for a day if you're both doing the exact same amount of work then how come your wife is also doing all of the cleaning and all of the cooking after she just gave birth and watching all of the kids woo so you can see why they receiv received a lot of backlash to this video let's let him keep going though cuz he's doing this favor for for her because she wanted to go to the gym Abby really wanted to go to the gym tonight so I'm on Griffin Duty and I wanted to surprise her with a clean house when she got home in our relationship we naturally take on more traditional marital roles and I don't think there's anything wrong with that you wanted to surprise her with a clean house when she got home buddy I don't know if you quite understand this the people who followed this account are not following for you you were the man puppet that stands next to the woman if you left your couple's account all of the followers would be happy and he goes nah no really I take on more traditional roles in our marriage I got to hear that again with a clean house when she got home in our relationship we naturally take on more traditional marital roles and I don't think there's anything wrong with that you don't take on more traditional marital roles though you idiot you can't just say that traditional marital roles isn't when wife does everything that sucks yeah my wife and I actually have really traditional marital roles she does all of the stuff that sucks and I lay on the couch it's kind of a sick deal I worked out with this guy called patriarchy hey Matt traditional marital roles kind of Mak sense if one person is working a job full-time and the other person is raising kids that's how my parents raised me I had a wonderful child Hood there's nothing wrong with that but it would have been a little bit weird if my dad didn't leave to go to work and instead he filmed my crying mom on the couch and then posted it on Tik Tok sat in a comfy chair and ignored me while my mom had to do everything okay you want traditional marital roles go be an accountant and make a lot of money and then give half of it to her when people say traditional marital roles sometimes it kind of dog whistles a type of thing of like a control over a because if one person has all of the finances they kind of have all of the Power so if your roles are going to be traditional and and you're going to work and your wife is going to raise the kids then you got to give her half the money cuz you're married but what this guy seems to think you can do is mooch off all the money that his wife makes because he's also in the room while she's filming and then she has to do everything else and that's traditional but they came out with an apology and as per usual the one giving that apology was not the man who messed up but a woman who didn't mess up okay interesting same some of you are projecting your personal frustrations and it shows now I rarely make videos about this because it's a waste of my time and I don't need people on the internet to tell me who I am who my husband is and how our relationship is we know what kind of people we are yeah we also kind of know who your husband is and how your relationship is because he shows your relationship and shows who he is and who he is is somebody who doesn't do anything not mad at her but like come on now and other people are allowed to be wrong about us plus the positive voices far outweigh the negative voices but sometimes it's nice to remember that I don't always have to be silent and just accept the hateful lies people say about us okay the hateful lies that people say about us are just the words that your husband said to us repeated by same I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry also she said this line right here plus the positive voices far outweigh the negative voices I'm just going to say that might have been true in 2022 but in 2024 literally all of the comments on this video that they posted this month are negative and saying that she should break up with him and divorce him so yeah the negative voices are kind of far outweighing the positive ones now but let's let her keep making this point back then about when he said I'm a little baby boy husband and I don't have to do anything that's traditional marriage consider one another's interest and strengths in allocate tasks accordingly we both take work tasks and we both take household tasks but I do tend to take on more of the cleaning and taking care of our baby that's what I enjoy and what I'm good at heaven forbid I'm a woman in 2022 that actually enjoys those tasks my husband is pretty much responsible for the bulk of the business tasks financial responsibilities cars insurance and so on listen I get it what else are you going to say no I actually like doing all the laundry and all the dishes and cleaning and cooking and doing everything yeah no no no I actually do like that I prefer it actually with my husband just does the things that he's good at which is cars Insurance Financial uh the things that he's good at uh business sa but sure sure his one responsibility is paying the bills something that I manage to do while also doing the dishes oh my God and I take care of Gus oh my God how can I do the dishes and vacuum and take care of my dog and also once a month go online and click submit payment also what if I told you that he can't even do that he can't click submit payment she's saying this after literally he forgot to pay their water bill and they posted about it apparently our water got shut off cuz we haven't paid our bill in 7 months our bill we haven't paid our bill but I thought that that was your responsibility we haven't we haven't and she's covering her face like I'm so embarrassed that's your job app I don't want to say any cuss words but you [ __ ] what are we doing dude I thought it was on auto pay I thought for sure you have to set up auto pay for it to be on auto pay I was pretty sure that I set it up on autopay and it just didn't work no Matt you haven't made a single payment there's no way that you set up Auto when is it going to come back on I'm out here being like I set up autopay uh no you've never paid the water bill we've only lived here for 7 months I thought I okay cut to the next clip dude oh my God having this video publicly available and then 1 month later being like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no no guys I know I take care of everything in our lives but my husband pays the bills you know like a man oh uh except for that one time where he really didn't and he's actually incompetent why is our water pressure not correct you're like ma' your water's been shut off oh and I was like well why is my water CH off there like you've not paid ever you've never paid how much was it for you know what I really just thought recently I was like man how nice is it that I have a husband I don't have to do anything like I don't have to worry about bills no I do hey why am I sitting back relaxing we have not paid for water this one hey hold up this one slipped through cracks everything is set up oh my God oh my God the more we watch the more we're going to realize his personality is this no I did I it was on autopay I thought it was just one it was just one I'm not incompetent it was come on it's not my fault I I I don't want responsibility I don't have to take responsibility I I could be a baby immature little baby remember that it feels like I'm overreacting but as the video continues you're going to see that that encapsulates him perfectly encapsulates there's no way that sounded so insane encapsulates it encapsulates no encapsulates encapsulates oh okay okay yeah anyways he's immature let's finish her apology though real quick same I don't want to do those things and I'm not good at those things however that's not to say that we never cross over into one another's territories when one of us is feeling overwhelmed Matt definitely does tasks around the house and thanks to the nature of our work he is the most involved father he's literally such a good dad that it's ridiculous that I'm even saying that and if you're saying otherwise then haven't spent a second with our family I have I've spent multiple seconds with your family just throughout a few videos and listen I'm not coming for your family at all your family's fine it's just that uh man in there that Matt don't like that boy I hate that boy I'm sorry uh however I'm sorry this part right here where she said however that's not to say that we never cross over into one another's territories when one of us is feeling overwhelmed Matt listen listen listen I don't agree with toxic masculinity in most ways but if your wife is doing everything with the kids and all of the cleaning and all of the cooking and she's the entire reason that you have any form of a career if your one thing is paying bills with the money that your wife is making you guys get and you are feeling overwhelmed by that and she has to come in when one of us is feeling overwhelmed sometimes we cross into each other's territories how come I got a feeling that Matt's rarely ever freely Crossing into the territory of cleaning interesting interesting interest interesting I'm getting pissed oh my God if you think I'm overreacting and you're not buckled in yet Buckle it Buckle this podcast clip I oh my God what a oh he's so toned deaf and so immature he's so stupid we've decided as a family that we are not celebrating Father's Day this year Father's Day it's always in June and it's like always was June 18th which is Matt's birthday so he had Father's Day and his birthday on the same day and I will say I did kind of combine the holidays you did combine the two of them it's okay though I mean you were pregnant you were uncomfortable you were close we just gotten back from our baby moon that day I got you a cake from DQ I guess we had just got why is he trying to make her feel guilty she's like I did just kind of combine the holidays say I did kind of combine the holidays you did combine the two of them it's okay though I mean you were you did combine the two of them it's okay though she's pregnant and she did throw a party by the way are we forgetting that he had a party thrown for him by his pregnant wife shortly after they returned from her baby moon I don't know what a baby moon is when us white people get pregnant we have events and I don't understand where they I don't I don't get it but his pregnant wife threw him a party and he's like yeah you did it's okay it's okay I wanted to it's it it's okay you did combine the two of them it's okay though I mean you were pregnant you were uncomfortable you were close we just gotten back from our baby moon that day I got you a cake from DQ I guess we had just had our family over and grilled well I grilled but I know a lot of dads Grill on their birthday but yeah we had Father's Day I grew your child you did grow my child all day every day but like Father's Day and my birthday were the same exact day yeah and and it kind of was a bummer I'm going be honest with you I failed you I'm so oh my God kind of was a bummer it kind of was a bummer yeah my pregnant wife threw me a really big party and invited everybody over I even had to grill oh my God I actually had to touch the grill oh my God on my birthday throwing a party hosting a whole party right after a baby moon don't know what that is but I know she's pregnant going out getting a cake and your husband's response is oh this is it no that's okay that's okay I get it you're pregnant you know what it's okay I mean I literally have to grill the burgers still but I you know I husbands do that on their birthday sometimes I guess but it is also Father's Day I want to grab that man like this just whipping it kind of was a bummer okay okay okay you see why I was saying that stuff earlier and you were like you're being a little bit over dramatic you're reacting a little bit too much no I'm telling you I'm telling you but like Father's Day and my birthday were the same exact day yeah and it kind of was a bummer I'm going be honest with you I failed you but you know what this year we're boycotting Father's Day for the month of June and celebrating it 3 months after my birthday I'm sorry I hope that this doesn't sound over dramatic but people who blink like that when they talk are the devil you're so la Matt I don't even know where you're from but you are so la cuz she is seeing the things that he's saying and is like he's being a dumbass and trying to like kind of joke with him and be like oh we're making fun of this type of thing like you don't you're not actually saying this you're in on the joke right and he just over his head look at this when she goes I failed you and he's like no no you actually kind of did like she's trying to joke that she failed him because she realizes that he sounds insane but he's not joking day every day but like Father's Day and my birthday were the same exact day yeah and it kind of was a bummer I'm going be honest with you I failed you I'm so sorry but you know what this year we're boycotting Father's Day for the month of June and celebrating it 3 months after my birthday I failed you oh yeah you know you're some well that sucks I fa really failed you on that and him going well you know what as a result of that failure we are now going to be celebrating Father's Day 3 months after so that my wife has to throw me another party I am a husband and a father I deserve to be treated like a little prince so what if I don't pay the water bill so what if you do everything around the house I had to grill Little Prince like me shouldn't have to grill I need two days just to feel special you have two kids grow up oh my god grow up you stupid ass you're incompetent you're incompetent you're genuinely incompetent it's not even weaponized incompetence you oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh damn is he the devil oh my God but you could tell look at this after my birthday who wants another clip hey remember that one previously where he was taking good care of his wife while she was on anesthesia albeit he was filming it perform formatively being sweet but whatever check out this one 13 million views this is viral told you I said I don't want to take a nap and then you said just take a 30 minute nap and it's taking me 30 minutes to get out of bed after the 30 minute nap now it's been an hour how am I supposed to do anything else with you can sit on the couch the rest of the day you don't have to do anything no you literally don't have to do I don't like doing that how about you just chill on the couch and watch a show no I'm so lazy I can't be a lazy mom someone messaged me and they said why did your jaw change and I'm like because I freaking turn into a marshmallow and you you look so cute which is fine it just feel blowed like I don't care what it look like I just okay can I just say something a lot of couples's content feels very forced and faked but this feels viscerally whe viscerally real this content feels viscerally real this literally feels like an emotional breakdown and Megan Trainer said me last night okay you Millennial woman having an emotional breakdown that was me yeah it's so definitely an actual emotional breakdown that I'm only feeling Matt put the camera down now I'm sure that they've had conversations before of like oh if something you know really dramatic is happening you can film it I really hope otherwise this is an insane overstep of boundaries but obviously like she gave it the okay for it to be posted I'm assuming like let's be charitable even then this is a bad decision this for real is a bad decision even if they are both okay and on board with this don't do this your life is not for a Tik Tok audience your life should be your life like you need to protect these moments like these moments are not for Megan Trainer I'm sorry Megan I'm sorry shout out Megan Trainer no hate to Megan Trainer just stop recording it Matt just stop just stop and if you are anybody out there thinking huh me and my boyfriend are kind of cute we can make couples content don't don't don't don't just don't don't don't if there is even a 0 1% chance that your life could end up like this then you got to [ __ ] not even that makes me think of Oppenheimer the chances are near zero near zero like you remember that scene another one I'm a 200 lb man you're a woman that's like what 115 120 no I'm more than that okay already shut the hell up already you're on a podcast and you're just going to just start out I weigh this much you a woman who recently gave birth to kids you weigh this much but he does it with his just casual like uh what is the point of you bringing up this conversation Matt he's going to act dumb and he's just like uh but he's the kind of guy who brings up things and has ulterior motives but acts like oh no I didn't actually mean that you're overreacting I can spot [ __ ] like this a mile away it's so AR I'm not ashamed of my weight how much you weigh I weigh like 123 a little bit more like 123 and a half what's crazy is we almost eat the same amount of food mhm which doesn't make sense I'm almost double the size of you I'm a foot taller than you your calves I'm pretty sure are bigger than my calf muscles they are too that is something that I've been working on in the gym I'm trying to build up my big bigger cab I don't know if you're aware of this pal but talking about a woman's weight especially after she just gave birth immediately what's the point I'm really big I'm a lot bigger than you and we eat the same amount of food hey woman who was just recently pregnant you ever realize that you eat a lot of food and your calves are huge you know calf muscles things that are famously half built by genetics and half built by your body weight so yeah her calfs are so big yeah that's that's the cool thing to bring up and if you brought this up to him if you talk to him about this he would say oh my God I didn't mean anything about that but secretly his stupid ass does think that and doesn't realize how transparent he's being people like this are annoying because if you call them out on their BS they will just lie but it's annoying because you you know that they're lying but even you knowing they're lying you can't get them oh my god so let's go back to that clip I showed earlier about him immediately saying saying I just find you very attractive yeah I find you very attractive too and there was a time where I did not same isn't that so funny how our brain can do that though it's so crazy and that's also why you shouldn't marry someone for looks I sound like such a a hypocrite you should not marry anybody for looks wife Bingo looks mattering in a relationship uh think that it really doesn't matter in a marriage wife Bingo okay to be fair you know she did start it she did say I'm very attracted to you there was a time when I wasn't kind of a hard thing to respond to like when you're bobbing and weaving in a conversation with your partner and she throws out out I didn't used to be attracted to you now I don't know what the counter is I don't know what you should say because nobody's ever said that now if you knew me in high school I'd look like a creep if I was sitting here next to my fiance it's crazy to say fiance that sounds kind kind of fancy but Sophia Diamond if she said to me I'm very attracted to you first of all I and but then if she continued with but I didn't used to immediate dagger to the heart I don't think that I'm then going to say same same because first of all obviously like come on but Matt be realistic Matt look at the situation that you are I'm oh I just picked a random frame I'm picked a oh man no no no let's no no no no no I keep looking at it no you got to under I mean some oh listen listen listen I can't okay come on get to I got to click on another frame I just can't be looking at that face while I'm talking about this that's even worse okay there we go keep the Hat on Matt uh you just look like guy you look very generic man which is fine there's nothing wrong with that it just you just don't seem to have like really a sense of like style or sense of self don't really have any motion don't really really have a a post move that you could commit to memory even though he's mobile doesn't really know what he's doing he just doesn't have it you know what I'm saying like he does he's not a star he does he's not a playmaker I can understand why she would say that let me show you another clip Matt is really interested in kissing other women honestly this is something I've been thinking too I'm like the more that Matt has gotten older and only kissed me the more Curious you've gotten about it I'm curious what that would have been like if I would have kissed somebody before you have you not thought about that like J what no I I'm I'm C I guess I have the Curious thought of like back in the day what would have that been like oh well that's fine but like currently interested I'm going to say no I'm going to say no he's joking he's joking let's not be ridiculous he's joking I'm going to say no still insane that's that your hey that's your wife man pick your jokes carefully what a turd I am looking at this guy she's within the marriage she's within the relationship I think that she has a vested interest in believing him when he says I didn't mean anything by that from an outside perspective this conversation and specifically him saying this I'm curious what that would have been like if I would have kissed somebody before you have you thought about that like J what no I I'm no I I I I because I think that he's actually saying something here that nobody's talking I'm being like I got to put that out there this could be a crazy reach a man like this the way that I see him the way that he will say things with a way out like with the back door but the things that he's saying I think do have ulterior motives that to me are pretty transparent and I think that right here you've never thought about what if I'd kiss somebody before we met that doesn't sound like oh what if before we got married there was just a kiss that I had there's no way that he is not specifically thinking of individuals that he's had crushes on and what it would have been like to be with them before he got in cuz obviously not fantasizing about cheating I don't think that he would fantasize about cheating or at least he wouldn't say that to his wife on a podcast but it might be a reach I actually don't think it's no I I believe this because how would you have a fantasy of kissing somebody before your wife and it not be of somebody that you had a crush on before your wife like an individual in that time period during that time that's what you have to be thinking about if you're saying this I don't understand how else to interpret that and then he gets nervous with that but look at her safe J what no I I'm I'm C I guess I have the Curious thought of like back in the day what would have that been like oh well that's fine but like currently interested I'm going to say no even then he says I'm going to say no oh like not currently interested okay got it got it got it no no I don't think he's currently interested in kissing somebody else I do think that he is currently interested in thinking about what it would have been like to kiss other women before he met you and by the way you're saying kiss y'all have had kids so you guys know about anyways anyways awkward awkward awkward awkward same especially considering this conversation they had dude I have so much on this guy like I just keep going did you guys wait till marriage yeah how think we got married so quick know I'm like I kind of assumed I kind of assumed but I'm like so he's asking that because he did do that so when he's talking about these exes his first kiss was his wife so that's where he's coming from in the context of this I can tell that this is a weird conversation but being honest I have heard this conversation so many times and only now is it really making sense to how weird it is not only now I mean for years and years if I you know but I'm thinking now about those experiences when I was like in a church growing up and yeah you're like 17 18 these seniors who graduated a couple years ago you see them at the church and they're married to this woman that you saw on Instagram one time and thought was their cousin and by the way that's totally fine like that's cute but when you're a Christian and you get married that young the obvious it's you're just doing it so that you can have sex and love but you know you could wait if it wasn't for the needing to be married to do the SE so it leads to these conversations being very common place with yeah just like teenagers sex is so Taboo in the American church but then once you're married people get kind of a little bit too loose with it the way they talk about I don't know oh I'm married it's cool if I talk in graphic detail to a group of 15-year-olds that's a little bit of a rabbit Trail so I got another clip for you does it feel different down there after birth yeah actually I feel like it goes back but it doesn't go back to exactly how yeah we talked about this the other day and I was kind of surprised to hear you say that you never told me until I asked you I always heard oh it goes back to normal but it doesn't go back to exactly the way it was before so so what's the point of saying that to your wife what's the point of ever saying that no no no it's kind of similar but it's it's not exactly the way it was before what does that contribute to your and your wife's relationship how how could you how could you say that oh my God I almost fell okay even if it's true this is what I'm saying where guys like this will say like this this is a hurtful thing this is a rude thing he knows that he's being rude he knows that this is oh but he just is like well no you ass yeah but you say it feels the same if anything it feels better that's what you say kind of the unspoken code that everybody knows but you even with the thought of an entire audience watching thinking about I like you're still going to say that okay it kind of was a bummer maybe I shouldn't go into too much detail we can go we can say whatever you still like it after I still like it of course you like it as much I would say so that doesn't sound very I think I think I like it pretty good it's like he blames her for something and he's like getting his anger out at her I don't know it really feels like he's just taking a little Jabs cuz he I don't know what it is feels inferior to her because of the other stuff maybe because of all the comments saying that she should divorce him because he's such a loser maybe that's getting to him but those comments AR only happening because of how he's acting so I don't know about that are you out of your mind you can see that your wife is insecure you can see that she's insecure and still you're going yeah I like it pretty good do you still like it as much as you used to I like it pretty good she's so obviously insecure and you're saying I I like it pretty good I would say yeah dude dude dude dude dude dude you don't deserve a wife you really don't the only reason that you have a wife is that you got lucky that you guys were in the same religion together and at a certain point in time you guys both wanted to I don't know wait you're telling me that in your teenage years your sex drive was higher than your rational thinking oh my God that's crazy oh my God now all of this I think is beautifully expressed by him on his personal account this whole situation his whole like psyche his personality really if you just listen to his solo music career you're really going to understand it now remember this his wife just gave birth before he filmed this video I wrote the song about feeling empty inside the cover I'm wondering no I'm just going to have to read the lyrics cuz he'll copyright claim me but I had to give you the vibe showing my wife the saddest song I've ever written she just gave birth and he said I wrote this song about feeling empty inside I'm wondering if I'm depressed I'm no doctor but that's not like me I put a smile on my face and play the part to hide the pain she's making a face here oh that's so sad oh it's funny how you think you know just what you want when you're 8 years old dressed up as Spider-Man by the way Spider-Man Okay update I get so many DMS and so many comments I made a promise saying if that video about the Spider-Man fan film got a million views I'd make a Spider-Man short film official announcement I am doing that I have written the script I am going to film it it's going to come out this year expectations expectations wise for it think more SNL skit than Oscar winning short film I think okay now they're on the same page let's listen to this depressed Jerk It's funny how I haven't really changed that much cuz I'm still trying the best I can oh I thought by now I'd be happier oh my God I thought by now that I'd have it all figured out you'd think I'd feel a little better about myself by the way she just said right there this makes me sad yeah his wife who just gave birth to their child a month before and whose postpartum hormones are probably going crazy and she's sitting in a car while her annoying husband is making a Tik Tok for his music career where he tells her yeah all of this Just Ain't Enough by the way I'm a man I really care about men's mental health I have struggled I've gone through oh my God even now I just watched inside out too and I realized I don't know if anxiety's let go yet I think that orange [ __ ] is still in control shout out mayaha but can I just say there's a time and a place and maybe this is not the time or place cuz I got everything I wanted but it's still not enough wow I've got everything I wanted a family a wife and kids and they're not enough wife who just gave birth 1 month ago and is currently experiencing postpartum hormonal imbalances uh you think this shit's going to blow up uh you know the comments were Abby I'm so sorry I'm sorry what I feel so bad for Abby wow I'm so sorry sorry Abby yeah so uh no longer are the positive outweighing the negative but let's not miss the forest for the trees y'all that's right this man has a music career that's what we're going to talk about now cuz this really really really paints a picture it kind of was a bummer if you're stressed out today let's do these words it's free to take a deep breath and let okay all right all right all right I'm at it I've had it this is who he would be without her by the way if you thought that I was being a little bit insane of like oh no no it actually should be 50/50 their Tik Tok you're going too hard on him this is what he does without her this is his creative Talent there is a type of Tik tocker who is like this and you know what they are unsuccessful there are people I have seen videos exactly like this and you know what they get not popular in music or anything people who sing on Tik Tok have to look a little bit weird and sing very sad songs uh preferably with a folk guitar and you got Matt over here pulling out this if you're stressed out today listen to these words it's free to take a deep breath hey if you're feeling stressed out guys listen up it's free to take a deep breath oh that is so negative Aura now again don't want to get copyright claim let's just go through these lyrics from this Mastermind mat it's free to take a deep breath and let be all the little things outside my reach cuz I've been taking life too seriously so maybe we stop trying to live vicariously through everyone oh talk to me baby let's lose our minds and go for CRA you can't say vicariously and I not think of Joe Jonas oiled up in a basement like in the music video for uh body moves sorry I felt embarrass I could recall that image too quickly uh but we got knockoff Liam Payne toddler squatting on a public bench that's a crazy in it that's what we've got right here you should be washing your wife's feet every single day you would have nothing without her send this to your ex that won't stop texting you why are you [Music] of no no no no no no no no no on I'm doing too much let me let me let me lock in I laugh a little bit too easily I don't want to be Jimmy Fallon this could be good let's take it seriously guys send this to your ex that won't stop texting [Music] you yeah I can sister your ex who won't stop texting you coming from a guy who's never had an ex yeah I think that you're going to be a great Authority on a toxic ex when you've never even had one why'd you write a song about it oh I don't know maybe because you were fantasizing about a crush you had I don't know I don't know but I will say the lyrics why are you so out of pocket thanks for being toxic I'm wondering what is the problem but now I think I got it I got it like maybe I'm not for you and that's okay cuz I've got nothing to prove I hate to say it you've got nothing for me I'm sorry you want me to send this Yap session of shitty ass lyrics to my ex that won't stop texting me that's what he started the softw send this to your ex it won't stop texting you I'm not sending this to anybody Matt for real if I had a text from my ex in my phone by the way shivers down my spine and Sophia is coming in with a sword but if I open the message and it was just this why are that is an immediate restraining or this video is a threat if your ex sends it to you like run real quick let's go back to Liam Payne toddler squatting on the public bench he did with one of his songs a little what I think I saw like singing the song versus what I actually do just just watch he thinks that he's being cute like he thinks oh this is a cute little video look at the moves that he's doing okay no away okay the people who talk like I'm sorry like if you're if you're singing like this and you're like on Tik Tok it's not going to happen back the microphone up take it from me film Cooper famous artist with a 100 monthly listeners for a song about Dune part two and a song about La La Land that's like a Justin Timberlake that I maybe it already came out go look what I'm saying is I'm not a good singer I'm not good at making music I wouldn't even say that those songs are good but if I ever found myself toddler squatting on a public bench about to film a Tik Tok where I'm going like this singing my song If I ever did that I would stand up print off my resume and start walking into businesses cuz if that's you social media is not for you Matt the only reason that you're here is because of your wife please be nicer to her and just because you can take these little shots at her and be like oh well I actually didn't mean it cuz I guess that works for you in your relation relationship you can keep getting away with that just cuz you can do it I would say maybe back off don't do that instead have an arc where you become a listening husband who's actually nice and not trying to sneak dis your wife on a daily basis don't be that guy and quit your current music career join me and make songs about movies cuz the only reason that I even made it was cuz I cuz I don't know I'm a [ __ ] theater kid dumbass theater kid ass [ __ ] idiot look at me look at at least I'm not mad what a bad husband am I right fellas subscribe God he sucks though you know what I mean well yeah cuz we just watched the video together I don't know I feel I feel bad because sometimes I don't know like the wife here Abby I don't know what she can do in this situation like genuinely he just needs to get his act together cuz she's in such a difficult spot like what is she going to do from here I don't know I don't know but something has to change and it has to be him and if he can't get better he needs to get out oh my God