Transcript of ( TWITCH.TV/KYLE ) LEAD PARK RANGER KYLE PRED - ProdigyRP

Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Hey, Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] every [Music] Heat. Heat. N. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Good Morning. [Music] Hello. I had to get up [ __ ] to get up a little early today. Had to be a early guy. I needed to go get some Z. Bro, I can tell that lady hated her job at 7-Eleven this morning. I'm going be honest. I can tell that lady hated her [ __ ] job. Min, thanks for the 52 months. Axel, thanks for the 37 months. Probably underpaid. Oh no, man. She can be replaced with a robot probably. I know. I always ask for like like, "Yeah, let me get a roll the 3 milligram Z cool mint." This lady was just like banging on the [ __ ] Zen cans, dude. And she was like, "We don't have three." And I was like, "Why don't you check the cabinet? Why don't you check the cabinet? I don't know what it is about me. Maybe it's me. It might be me. I like a lot of those guys, but don't know if that's the type of stuff I want to do. No, bro. [ __ ] that 7-Eleven worker. No, that's mean, brother. Probably was just having a bad morning. Yeah, I always try to address them all as friendly as possible, too, and like smile at them and [ __ ] So, I know that that [ __ ] probably sucks. Working a job with a bunch of [ __ ] like, bro, just everyone that comes in is just a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I want some freshly squeezed OJ, bro. I never worked retail. Now, now when your boy was one of the most handsome guys around, so I've been told. They always wanted me. They're like, "Oh man, you should work at the Abbercrombie store. Oh man, you should work at the Holl." They'd always be trying to recruit me when I would wander on in because how good looking I was. I don't know. I did walk into the Abberrombie store one time with my black friend and they pretended like he wasn't there. Thought it was kind of funny. And then I saw that documentary and I was like, "Oh [ __ ] makes sense. I get why they did that now." Classic Abberrombi. I think everyone should work in [ __ ] retail, bro. Too bad. I think retail's going to be dead soon. Like, I don't think retail's really going to be a thing in the future. Like, think about it. I ain't been to a mall in forever. I used to love going to the mall though, dude. The mall was fun. I don't know. Maybe I should go to I mean, bro, I kind of want to go to the mall now, but like live stream it. Like the mall experience. Miss goth girls in the mall. Bro, I bet you used to think goth girls were icky, dude. I always gave them the time of day. I used to always give the goth girls my time of day, dude. And then they play with my ding-dong. Oh, dude. Dude, I dude all that stuff, dude. I wonder seriously what school is like now? Like, bro, things were so crazy back then, you know, because you know how like everything was always like clicks and stuff. I wonder what it's like now, dude. Now that everybody kind of dresses the same and listens to the same movie like music and has like the same political beliefs, like do they all just hang out now or is it worse? [ __ ] What's up, Serge? I bet it is [ __ ] horrible. Honestly, bro, I had a friend I had a [ __ ] friend. He spent all this time becoming a teacher. He did it for like not even a year and then he just [ __ ] quit and he's like, "I'm never doing this [ __ ] again. This [ __ ] is [ __ ] pointless." Like he's like, "All these [ __ ] kids deserve what they get in life, man. There's no helping them. All of them are doomed." He's like, "Out of like [ __ ] 500 kids you teach, maybe two of them will go on to be above like making median." He's like, Teaching at university is way better, bro. Being a college professor is like that's like a master level teacher. I feel like I don't feel like you can just like go to school and then be like, "Hey, I'm lecturing universities now. Parents are the problem. I'm glad my dad beat the [ __ ] out of me. Honestly, I think I would have been better if my dad didn't beat the [ __ ] out of me. But dude, oh my god, dude. We were We played rematch for a couple hours last night. I mean, we've still won like literally more than 80% of our games. I think we've played like a hundred games and we've literally not even lost 20. No, that's an exaggeration. We've played like 80 games and not like lost 20. But all of our losses have one thing in common. Thrive thinking he can come out of the goal. And it's pissing me off because stripping's like stripping and soups are like [ __ ] hippies. They're like, "Let him have fun, man." And I'm like, "I want to win though. Get shackle him to the [ __ ] post." Like, I'm tired of him trying to wander out of the [ __ ] net. What's up, Climaxed? How you doing? What rank am I now? I'm only diamond, but stripping's like almost elite one now. Like [ __ ] I think thrives halfway to elite. Stripping's like elite rank like like elite one cuz he ranked up a couple times in elite. But it's like we have a synergy. Dawn forged with the 37 months in auto rtor with the new prime. Peach blade yesterday. I didn't see her. I'll do my best to give Peach special treatment. And how can you not give role player of the year 2021 special treatment? Honestly, she deserves it. Oh, yeah. when I was Dude, I liked that red shell guy. I actually liked him a lot. I felt like me and him kind of like like bro whenever I meet like those like you know creators that are like big like myself, you know. Hold on. slashme uh adjust cuffs and suit jacket then adjust adjust collar and tie you know we always just like [ __ ] mesh well I didn't even know who he was he didn't know who I was and we were just like hey let's [ __ ] play together and then we find out who each other are tale as old as time dude we can like you can like sniff each other get that pizza. But yeah, like bro, like we lost like I think four games yesterday. All of them because Thrive tried playing out on the pitch. Like like we have a synergy. You got Sups and me up at the front giving you all the scoring options you could want inside the box, outside of the box. All right. Amazing positioning and footwork. You got stripping who's just dominating the midfield and helping out with defense when he has to. And then we we force our random to be in a defensive capacity. They learn when they can't score and they just see me and Soup sinking shots all [ __ ] game that they better get in the [ __ ] back. So, we dominate every fifth that we get. And then thrive is shackled to the [ __ ] post, but he keeps wandering out, man. And I'm going to be honest, I kind of lost it. I screamed at him. I I was on the pitch. I I stopped moving for a second. I looked at him and I said, "What the [ __ ] are you doing out of the goal?" And then stripping and sups were like, "Whoa, Kyle, calm down. It's not that serious." And I just told them, "Do you want some of this, too?" And then they both just immediately conceded because they know how I get sometimes. They know how I get. No, I'm just kidding. But honestly, I did [ __ ] have to [ __ ] have words with Thrive cuz I did not understand why because I I hated having to put him down cuz it's not good for team synergy for me to tell our best goalkeeper that his only good that the only thing he can do that's above average is sit in the box is sit in the sit in the goalpost. Yeah, that doesn't sound good when you say it to somebody, you know. Oh, dude. But you missed it, though. We were like the Great Wall of China, dude. Keeping out the Mongols when it like we were we like like we met a team that was actually like there was like five of them and they were pretty [ __ ] good. And we like literally all worked as a unit in defense to push up and we just obliterated them. And then, bro, there's nothing better than when you see a five where they have clan tags and one of them quits early, bro. There ain't nothing better than that. That's like one of the best feelings in the world when you're like playing against a group of friends, they have the same [ __ ] tag in their [ __ ] name, and one of them quits early cuz it's like, bro, you didn't just dominate that game, you ruined a friendship. You know what I mean? And that is just oh only child syndrome matis. All right. Hold on. Hold on. I always share. All right. But I'm just stern in how I think and feel. All right. Get that [ __ ] out of here. It's not only It's not only child syndrome. It's just that I'm a very stern man. We ended friendships last night. But it was a lot of it it has been a lot of fun. We have been enjoying playing. We have been having fun playing. And it's funny, man. Dude, we'll just be playing and we're just like we're just winning off pure fundamentals while all these bladeing tards try to like [ __ ] volley shot on us and we're just like we're just like, you know what? We're just winning off pure fundamentals. We're just like talking How many court cases today? Let me check. As you can see, I have a notepad. 26th. Bro, that court case yesterday. I'm going to be honest. I do not know what the [ __ ] I just experienced. I'm not trying to be a [ __ ] I'm really not. I do not know what happened in yesterday's court. Like half the fun of RP Court is all of us yelling at each other like mad men. Like half the fun of court is us yelling at each other, but the defense is like because your statement what you're saying. Like, bro, I can tell that there's a lot of people, right, who are like new to law RP and want to be good at it. Bro, when I first started doing law RP, I didn't even know why the [ __ ] I was there like 99% of the time. I just walked in and like winged it. Like every time I just kind of like go there, I'm like, "Ah, [ __ ] it. When I did Rory Oion, you didn't see me like like prep for any court case ever. I literally, bro, I'm going to be honest. I was kind of a den back then, dude. I used to be like every once in a while just like knocking back shots during stream, going to court, not saying a [ __ ] word because I didn't want anyone to think I had a problem. [ __ ] [ __ ] just just going to the bro, not reading anything, bro. You know how many times I went to court and I didn't [ __ ] learn like read didn't even like bro I didn't even know my [ __ ] the guy I was defending's name. Remember that one time I got [ __ ] Lady Hope off on shooting a cop in the parking lot? Holy [ __ ] dude. That was legendary. That was [ __ ] cool, dude. That was so funny. But yeah, man. That [ __ ] bro, that court case yesterday, I don't know what the [ __ ] that was. I'm trying. Listen, I don't want to be like a toxic guy, right? I really don't. But listen, I don't want to say anything [ __ ] up and mean, but I mean, but [Laughter] no, man. That [ __ ] was I don't understand. I didn't understand that court case last night. I'm going to be honest. Port RP has been bad so far. I don't think so. I just think that I don't know like that one judge like that one guy that like always rules against us on everything and then admits he was wrong afterwards. Like I just felt like that during that traffic court I might as well have not said anything at all. I felt like literally 90% of like what I said and like tried doing on the stand just was completely ignored. Well, the bike wasn't on. She pushed her bike there. That's a little suspicious. Wait, she normally drives to work. Oh, a guy drops her off at work, but her bike's there. Uh, she normally keeps her bike at her house. Well, the guy who dropped her off wasn't there that day. The bike was outside. It's kind of I don't know. that's kind of not lining up for me. It kind of looks like she was using it. I'm going to be honest, you know, and then it was just like when she sat on the bike, she didn't turn it on. Not using vehicle while not driving with a license. And I'm just like I could understand if there was like more reasoning than that, you know? I wasn't satisfied. I wasn't going to ask her to demonstrate because that's borderline like me power gaming somebody you know. Yeah. Yeah. Court is pretty reliant on the judges. I really think court's always better when you have someone that lets you have a blood bath and argue and [ __ ] is the judge has to be really good at like keeping track of like what they say during the arguments. Like bro, I'm not going to lie, when I did the court case on Slim, I took like [ __ ] 3,000 words of notes during that court case. And I didn't hate doing it, but I wanted to like, bro, that's why one of the main reasons why I had a halftime show was so I could organize my notes a little bit better because that [ __ ] was just like jumbled. How long until RP, brother? I start [ __ ] role playing when I start [ __ ] role playing. You want to know something? I don't need you. Uh, one 14 days. 14 days. Shut up. Do what I want. Do what I want. All right. Now, it's time to RP. [Laughter] Yeah, [ __ ] that guy, dude. You don't treat me like some type of dance monkey. For some reason, my Never mind. Say, why is my home alarm on? But my app just didn't update and there's a lot of people on today. Yeah, I like just talking and hanging out and [ __ ] but bro, I don't know. Like I'm still locked on this traffic court thing. I don't think I'm locked on it on an unhealthy way, you know? I just lay awake at night screaming. How the [ __ ] did this guy not rule in my favor? You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? Like I just go I just I I just like punched a mirror in the bathroom over it, you know? picked up the shards of glass, started cutting into my face with it. I don't really think I'm doing it. I don't really think I'm thinking about this in an unhealthy way. It's just like, all right, here's what I feel. All right, in that traffic court case, I feel like I completely disproven and casted like a lot of more probable than not, like aspects of the case. And it wasn't just one thing, it was like several things. And then the [ __ ] guy ignored it. You know what I mean? Like I I [ __ ] I [ __ ] to I took like an hour like craft. Yo, Chocolate Turtle, thanks for the 76 months. Appreciate that, Reub. The other lawyers baited you and turned the How did they bait me? Nobody baited me. What does that mean? We're not talking about yesterday's court case. I mean, bro, when the jud All right, here I'm not going to lie. In last night's court case when the judge legitimately said, "What's what is the truth of what you're saying? Your statement or what you're saying on the stand?" And I just sat there and I'm like, "Both. And then everybody proceeded to talk over me for 10 minutes. And I was just like, "What the absolute fuck?" I'm going to be honest. It seems like the judge last night wants to rule against us on purpose. I'm going to be real. I I I I strongly get that vibe. All right. And I I I I admittedly strongly get that vibe like 100%. Someone's pocket. Bro, it's looking like there's a friend gang going on. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. It's It's looking like there's it's it's looking like another friend gang. It's looking like we got a friend gang situation. Why can he be on the case if he can overturn the guilty plea? Yeah, that's actually like I feel like a pretty decent point because it's essentially allowing like like here's the thing. I don't even know what was said by anybody during that case. But the fact that people think that I just ran in there, right, tased a guy and cuffed him bothers me. Mr. K becomes a judge. If Mr. K becomes a judge. I'll get Alabaster Slim to become a judge. My blood is boiling. I thought he already is a judge. Slim is not a judge. I could be a judge. I'm not talking about Prodigy, though. I don't know if I I don't know if I'd want to be a judge. I'm sure you would be more biased, judge, than we seem. I wouldn't be biased at all. I would operate simply on the facts that could be articulated like conflicting statements like you know conflicting testimony stuff like that. I think in court when you focus on perjury you're never going to really like [ __ ] get it hard. Snow pro thanks for the five bomb. I don't think I've ever gotten more than a I think I've gotten a couple people on perjury, but that's ever Judge Oion would realistically get you like half a million subs. I don't think so. Yeah. Listen, one bad ruling and it all goes to [ __ ] No, I mean me personally, I really think being like I'd be more inclined to be a judge, right? if uh instead of having like an hour to make a decision after like a six-hour court case, if uh if it was like I had 24 hours to render a verdict so I could properly like map out notes, review like court like courtroom video and stuff like that, like make like take time to like make a really good decision. No, I I I've I've learned something that in the world of RP people don't really like that. And I don't know how I would feel about it either. That's why I kind of think that like jury trials could be good. I I really I really do think that jury trials on PE but people have to make new characters. But the thing is though, a lot of people do weird [ __ ] in RP, dude. Like I'm going to be real with you. Like a lot of people do some weird [ __ ] in RP where they'll like try and like OC like rig stuff for their friends and [ __ ] like that. So, it's like you have to like vet people to like be able to like be in the jurors. And I think like six is a good number. I don't think it would be way too biased if you had the right crowd of people. Like, here's the thing. Imagine I I imagine like doing jury trials every once in a while would be a good way to find people who are actually good judge candidates. Like if I'm being honest with you, like I think that like you'd be able to like utilize that to find people who would make decent judge candidates and people who might actually enjoy the RP like that probably didn't don't think they would. I think it's kind of like an RP litmus test to like find like people and then like unlike a typical jury where they all have to agree, it would have to be majority vote I think. But that's kind of like I don't know. I've been thinking about like the jury stuff for a while personally. Do you really Do people really jump on alt characters for their friends? Oh, 100%. Oh, [ __ ] dude. 100%. Bro, I've been in Discord channels where I've seen it like happen. You know what I mean? It's kind of crazy. Literally all the time. How long until 6M comes out? All right, hold on. Pause. Let me use my psychic powers. All right, let me put down this [ __ ] demon sigil on my desk. Draw it out in my own blood. All right, get the sacrificial knife. Time for me to [ __ ] kill a goat. All right. Now, let me use my future site that I've achieved to [ __ ] see something that I nobody has any [ __ ] idea about. All right. W Zim Zim Salabim. Uh, okay. [ __ ] I still don't know. Guess the sacrifice wasn't good enough. Okay. Does anyone have a firstborn male child that we can sacrifice to get this information? We need a firstborn male child. We will sacrifice them to get this intel. I can't wait till uh my voice stuff gets here. My voice has really been bugging me lately mixed up with like the sinuses and [ __ ] You have five girls. Damn, dude. That's crazy. Bro, I always wonder what type of parent I'm going to be like, bro. Cuz I get worried just when my dog's alone in the backyard, you know? Like I'm just like worried when my dog's alone in the backyard. Like [ __ ] sit out there with him. Watch him as he rolls in the grass. Make sure he's all right. You guys got like kids and [ __ ] All right, you know what that means? Time to take some money out of their college funds and everybody gift me a Fiverr. All right, boys. Hey. All right, guys. You know what that means? Hey, time to take bust. Hey, look. Let's be honest, community college is a good stepping stone anyway and a lot cheaper. I mean, I went to community college, but to be fair, bro, I'm kind of embarrassed. I misspoke yesterday when I told [ __ ] uh bro, I misspoke yesterday when I was talking to Soups and Thrive about what I went to college for. All right. Like [ __ ] bro. I think I got astrology and astronomy confused. So I I I told him I went to [ __ ] college for like history for like photography, right? And [ __ ] astronomy. And I think that might be the one with like the [ __ ] cancer signs and Aries and all that [ __ ] instead. And Soups was like, "You want the you went to college for that?" It's like, "Yeah, man. I did say the right one." Then I guess, bro, you know what my dumb ass wanted to do? I was content with being like poor. I wanted to take pictures of space. I don't think I ever actually told you guys that. That would be pretty cool. [Music] Please Gilly or call me now. web. Would I ever do it again? Do what again, brother? I don't have time for a [ __ ] hobby. Uh Price Lear, thanks for the 22 months. In saying that, I have I totally have time for a hobby. Yeah, I totally have time for a hobby. I just don't want to do one. Go back to college. Bro, I had a [ __ ] pretty genius idea. I was gonna [ __ ] Dude. All right. I was thinking about going to [ __ ] community college for like video editing, but only so I could convince the teacher to get people to make stuff for me for free so that I would employ them. Oh. Do they not have the vulture lulture 3.0? I guess they don't use it. [Music] My hobby is gaining weight. Badass fatty bro. I'm going be honest. My hobby is trying to get 15,000 steps in and getting like 10% of that. So, I have not been doing good at [ __ ] like stuff lately. Be honest, my hobby is saying I'm starting a hobby tomorrow. Bro, dude, honestly, when you think about what you could be doing, doom scrolling Tik Toks and looking at porn on Twitter all day, playing video games with your boys is actually a good a step in the right direction in comparison to that. I hope you behave yourself today, Smooth. It'd be a shame for me to have to arrest you. Gotcha. Can Bella take my order instead of you? I don't like you much. I'm sorry. Uh, have we met before? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can Bella take my order instead of you? I like her. I don't like you. I don't think we've ever met. I'm sorry. We have. No. What's your name? Not important. I'd prefer for us not to know each other. Can Canaan take my That's fine. Um probably not the blonde either. I don't like her. Hey, it's my favorite stripper. Why you being mean to Honey? Cuz she's a She lies in court. Honey would never Wait, which one's Honey? I don't think I've ever lied in court with the bunny ears. Smiley face. Oh, I didn't know her name. What's the name? Oh, who's the blonde one with the baseball bat? Isn't her name funny? Bambi. Oh, Bambi. I shouldn't tell you. Barry Bond in a little bit. Yeah, Bambi lies in court. Dang it. Actually, Bambi might do that. Yeah, Bella. Bella, you have a yellow standing right here. Bella, you calling for help? Bella, what? I want you to take my order. That's how we do things. I know, but Honey is on the register, so she's I don't feel comfortable with Honey on the register. Can we send her to the back? Thank you, Bella. Send her to the back. No, she's a manager. Listen, I just don't feel comfortable with her taking my order. Can we just send her to the back and you do it? I don't see why. That was my first time meeting you. Does she have amnesia or something? Cuz normally she always walks from the counter when I walk in. I prefer them. I don't recall what you're talking about, sir. Bella, help somebody else. I can't I can't tell I can't tell another manager to just get off the register. Please send her to the back. Sir, you're causing ahead. I'm not trying to cause a disturbance. I just We do things a certain way. That's enough. upset you, but I I am on the right. What do you mean face away from you? That's it. Make a citizen's arrest. Face away from me. Citizens arrest. Okay. I'm going to need to see some disturbing. Yeah. I Okay, I got my ID. [ __ ] I think I left it in my apartment. Mhm. Oh, you left your ID at your apartment. Oo, just kidding. I'm not like the dumb animals. I arrest her. All right, hold on. Hold on. Let me let me run this through the through the MD. You don't have You don't have an MD. Look it up. Look it up. Kyle Pratt says, "Lead park ranger drives." Uh, oh, you called your friend. I didn't call any backup. I did not call Davies. Calling for backup. Davies, you're going to have to wait. Oh, we have a situation here. Oh, is that all I think it is, Bella? That [ __ ] Bella, what can you do it? Send her send her to the back. Where the [ __ ] man is in line? Honey, you're you're a therapist, right? I am. You've You know how um like number three of mineism have to stick to line cutter, huh? He just cut in front of me. They start I think that's what you know what else I can cut. Oh, I see. I don't know, but you can go ahead and take this. Oh, yeah. How about you [ __ ] step outside? How about you [ __ ] back the [ __ ] up? I'm trying to get my pizza in here, you piece of [ __ ] Not in your restaurant. You better back up before I beat an old man in an Italian restaurant. Come outside right now. I dare you. Come outside after I get my food. Oh, that lady's doing the She's d Oh [ __ ] She's getting loose right now, dude. Elevate that helicopter. Motivate that helicopter. Yeah, you just watch her. When in doubt, it outs. When in doubt, it out. Thanks for taking care of that bunny situation for me, Bella. I will see you. She's I get uncomfortable around furries. What? I don't think she's a furry. Yeah. And I think so. Yeah. Man, you're freaking me out over here. You're running, man. What are you doing here? Davies, you following me? Something that we don't know. Oh man. Hey, you here. Are you following me or something? I don't even know who he's talking to. Who's he talking to? I'm talking to you. I said Davies twice. What are you doing? Follow. Do I sound British? Davies sounds like he's [ __ ] dead inside and he wants to retire. I thought your name was Davies. Oh yeah, probably. Wait, what's your name? Listen, you need a jump or something, man. You're freaking me the [ __ ] out. How am I freaking you out? You're I don't even know where you are. All right, here you go. Oh, you got a spider on your Oh, there we go. Okay, there we go. Oh, look. The light is free. The light is free. Thanks, Bella. I appreciate you. Hey, listen. My favorite wage cook. I need an extra large pepperoni pizza. Wage cook? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Yeah, that's what we call them in the bizin sitting there. But okay. All right. I guess I'll take you know. Hey, why don't you take a seat with me, Sky? Really? She was taking a seat because she's here for I would say that's almost Yeah, but Sky and me, we have a thing going on. No, Sky and me have a thing going on. It's going to be Listen, Sky, I encourage you to have things going on with other women. We'll have that ready for you in a bathroom down there. Thank you. Progressive man. Hello. How can I help? You give me very conservative vibes. I I come across as conservative. I don't even know what a Republican is. Yeah, of course. It's bringal, you know, ease your mind. You want to steal my food? I just paid. Coming up. Coming up. Thank you. Thank you. Sky is a part of my molecule. I will be with you in one second. All right. My bad. Oh, smooth. Pretty good dance moves back there. That's a lot of action. A lot of action. Your deescalation tactic whenever he gets upset. Oh, that's me. That's me. So, how you doing, enormous tit? Good. How are you? I'm good. All right. All right. How's it been? Good. Normous. Beautiful tit. Norm. Yeah, norm. Yeah, it's [ __ ] crazy. Every day is that's her name though. I don't think it is. What is your name? Officer Sheriff getting the [ __ ] sense. Yeah, you call me Norma though. You call me Norma. Well, I feel like they have to call you Norma's tits, you know? I mean, people call me Stitzy Norma. Norma's tits a lot. A lot. A lot. Every day, all day. I call her that until she tells me it makes her feel uncomfortable. All right. That's like after the first better start calling her stits then. Hell yeah. Better start calling her. You want to take a look? It's another hungry and thirsty. There's choice. There you go, dear. Ah, okay. I got an East Coast accent, so from New Hampshire. Yeah, you I'm not from [ __ ] New Hampshire. Give me New Hampshire vibes. I'm from Baltimore. You ever seen The Wire? I love that TV show. Smooth has definitely seen The Wire. There's no way he has. You don't have an accent to me. yell everything. But there's like, you know, that season knows about the school system. Bye, Andy. Bye, Norma. See you later. It's nice seeing you, Norma. Remember, you can do better. Pizza. I thought I paid you. One moment. I'm just making sure that everything isn't. Actually, you do owe me money for that gun you took. That was a legal weapon. register. Can I have five pizzas? Oh [ __ ] My bad. My bad. Let me put that eliminate back. Sorry about that. Okay. 304. That's all I can. Suck it. I think they're running like $8,500 now. Hold on. Pause. It's inflation. It's inflation. It's a tariff. You mean there's no inflation in Los Santos? Pricing's the same. The tariffs are Oh, yeah. People doing tariffs now. It's on the register. Hungry and thirsty. Please do this choice. A [ __ ] You're going to trigger someone if you start doing tariff stuff around here. I can see that coming a mile away. Someone's going to [ __ ] lose it. Hurry up, John. Someone's going to try to explain to us what tariffs are and not even have an idea of what it is. I'm good. It's when you have to pay a lot more money for stuff that you shouldn't have to pay for. Well, there's that's a there's an oversimplification. All you got to do is you know what? Don't worry about it. You know something economics at the end of the day. I like you regardless of your republic. We're not backed up. Oh no. What do you want? I was actually planning into doing something dirty over here because you shot me down in front of the Bahamas. But why would you do that? I got something else in Yeah. You [ __ ] shot an ar unarmed man in front of the Bahamas for a beating. Didn't I shoot an armed man in front of the Bahama Mama? An unarmed man? Yeah. And you sent me to Brazil? Wait, didn't you try to kill me? No, I didn't. I was driving a a truck, you know, and then I ran over like a two truck driver and he said he's okay. And then you was justified. It's a thirsty and hungry dealer's choice. Okay. Okay. I Stop poking me. Habibi. I will poke you. Okay. You poked me in my [ __ ] eye. Habibi. You poked me in the eye. Oh [ __ ] Sorry. Sorry. I have a question for you though. Like seriously. Okay. Are you good for the next? Are you familiar with Lando? Do you want me to hold off? Lander? You could you could let me know. Lando. He's supposed to be working with you in the department. I know. Lando. of land on these nets type thing. God damn it, Skye. I'll be with God [ __ ] damn it. Hey, thanks for saving me, Sky. Skye, thanks for saving me from that. Thanks, Sky. I really appreciate that. He He's got to have his [ __ ] guard up right now. But, okay, let me let me uh let me ask you about something. Yeah, rewind it. Guard. Let me ask you about something. Here's the hungry. I mean, he turned his All right, I got my guard up now. Here is the two rockos. Will you will you will you remember that guy will you? Yeah. What's going on a BB? Hello Smooth. How we doing man? You don't remember that guy will you? Question. What you saying? These nuts are thirsty. No. No. Will you put these nuts on your chin? I know. I already Hey, listen. I I but it doesn't work now because I I [ __ ] said these nuts before you. Okay. What can I get you? M got you. Okay. Now, metaphorically speaking, if I uh you know, stab you right now, uh I'd be I'd be very disappointed you couldn't come up with something more original. Let me just scoot. Well, I I I promise you, you only got saved by Sky over here. All right. If it wasn't for Sky, you would be You're welcome. Yeah. Me and Sky do have a special thing over here. Oh, really? Yeah. Sky. I think that's I think we can. I mean, it depends on the definition. I'm going to turn around unsuspectingly. Yeah. Me and Sky have an amazing thing going on, you know. No way. I think something's going on behind me, but it must be the wind. Oh, I'm just going to bend over and pick up this this quarter I dropped. Hey, yo. Oh, the blood is on the floor. Oh [ __ ] The [ __ ] Pick me up. Actually did it. Pick me up. Somebody pick that. Help me. Oh my god. Just pick him up. Pick me up, Skye. [ __ ] I was teabagging him. Did he just stab you in the ass? There's so much blood on the floor, though. Oh, thank God for this bulletproof vest. That's stabroof. How is he going to stab somebody over the sky when he was literally Oh, [ __ ] Hold on. tourniquet time. I don't think he did do that for me. He just did that for both classic. Oh [ __ ] Good thing I carry around all these painkillers. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to take a bunch of pain pills. I'm addicted. All right. All right, buddy. Hey, who stabbed me? I didn't see who did it. I guess nobody else saw either. Hey Skye, I'll be thinking about you later. I'll give you a call. But like not in a weird way. Like I'll be like thinking about like what you're doing with your day. Not like something weird. Limited edition. Hey Brad, you all right? Yeah, I just got stabbed. Tell me something new. I don't I don't have anything new. Oh, it's not my truck. That's the blood loss. Yeah. No, I think your truck over here, I see. Yeah, it is. Careful. There might be another knife over there somewhere. Gotcha. Gotcha. Hey, Bambi. Do not [ __ ] speak to me. Do not I got you. I got you. Hey, you're you're a liar. [ __ ] you. Listen, V. Just [ __ ] go. What? for a [ __ ] idiot. Just Why is she a liar? I'm lying. Cuz she lies in court. Yeah, she's a liar. Why does she lie about her? She's a liar and a manipulator. And she's not even a good one. I think she's I'm going to be honest. I think her and the judge had a romantic relationship. No, we did have a romantic proof of like I said, I suspect it. Dumb [ __ ] idiot. Drive. You suspect it? I suspect it. I suspect just a liar. I'd be careful, guys. If she lies in court with her hand on the Bible, she'll lie to you, too. Suspect it. I just want you guys to know that. I don't I don't think she will. Oh, 100%. Just drive away, homie. Just drive away. You're better. You know what? I don't think I will. Um, this is Alend's parking lot. I'm a manager. I'm officially trespassing from the property, so leave. I'm not going to leave. Oh [ __ ] Okay, you have to get trespass. I don't think I'm going to leave. Um, sir, what's the I'm a manager here and this is our parking lot. What's the uh rules on some of Imagine being mad at me because you're the liar that parks illegally. You know what? Hey, you're an expert at gaslighting yourself, dumbass. Dumb bambi dumbass. Oh, you run into walls. The exit's right there. Hey, I can tell by your [ __ ] by your face that you run into walls cuz you're [ __ ] an idiot. Oh, I know I do. But that doesn't Look. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of true. People don't like being called liars when they're lying. Cup of Joe, thanks for the 41 months. People call me a liar all the time. I just go, "Okay. [Music] Limited Edition, thanks for the three months. I think I missed that. Wong Hole, thanks for the 46 months. Star Whistle, thanks for the 41 months. Witro, thanks for the five months. Trespass RP. What? I'm What? [Laughter] Oh man, you stretch. Happy Sunday by the way, chat. I still haven't played the new peak map, by the way. I'm going to be honest. I think my life has gotten worse since I started drinking coffee. I take like a 30 minute or an hour power nap after stream now and I don't like that. Better play it up. I'm therapy rack wrapped in pixels, brother. that a new bro not please not to copy pasta meta literally the worst me meta on Twitch ironically you know who I miss seeing in chat every once in a while and RPing with Kath even though she used to always come in here and try and do a copy pasta We need peachy. [Music] Listen, I think you have to be respectful of the way they do things. Like I'm going to do my best to try and like get Jenny Bear to be a cop and like stuff like that, but [Music] she really should have went to that academy last night for a couple hours. Yeah. Welsh Kyle. What the hell? What happened to Wolfabelle? I talk to her like every once in a while. You guys got to remember Wabella's core Kyle circle. Hey guys. Hey Goldie. How is it? How are you? How's it going Ranger Park? It's pretty good buddy. I hope you're having a good day. I'm about the [ __ ] Oh, sorry to hear that. Goldie, so did you go to academy? No. Why not? I haven't been accepted yet. What do you mean you haven't been accepted? Why not? No. No one has. No one has. I'm sorry, Goldie. You know what? That's okay. Don't worry. Hey, I'm all about letting the time come when it's supposed to be here. You know, I don't care about speeding it up. No, no, I'm not. I'm going to be honest with you. Special treatment kicks ass. I experience it everywhere I go. It's awesome. Well, that's for you. I basically get whatever I want, wherever I want. While being glazed, too. It's It's I basically get whatever I want, wherever I want. It's I I don't want to I I'm different. Well, that's awesome. Let's be real with you. And I'm going to take care of you, Goldie. Oh, thanks. Kyle, I swear to tell you, I don't think Luchella Tinker really likes you. Yeah, he does. Fred, uh, good job saving that family from that house fire, by the way. Oh, thanks, Ernie. Listen, that redhead was saying she's going to stab you, by the way. Not that one over there. But, uh, please listen. You know what I'm going to go do? I'm going to go find her and I'm going to stab her and say she came at me with a knife. You got You need a knife? Nope. I already have one. I keep one in my backpack. Just say me. You know, you never know when somebody's going to dive in the water and, you know, try to stab you. True. I think I want to get a backpack prop item that I use. Yo, Turbo, thanks for the three [ __ ] years, man. I appreciate that. Oh my god. Please tell me there's a mer I wish you could actually like. I saw something. I need to get my belt buckle tomorrow. This is my bag. This is where I keep my things. Whenever I pull something out of my backpack, I got to grab my my book bag out of the trunk. I don't know. People might get me for cultural misappropriation if I pull out this [ __ ] samurai sword. [ __ ] Go around with boxing gloves on. Damn. Hold on. Pred bandana arc. JeanClaude. JeanClaude. Van Pred. Holy [ __ ] dude. Nah, Tinker wore the bandana for a while. People would think I'm stealing his bit. I just got to load up my work backpack. [Laughter] I got to call Bella. Maybe I should get a headpiece, too. Bro, you know what I look like right now? A 30-year-old that goes to college. Hey, Miranda. How you doing? Pretty good. I had a question. Um, so this is not like a I don't know how to phrase this. I don't mean to sound like a [ __ ] Um, why do you guys have five Buffaloos? Like, are some of those ours? What do you mean? Like, you guys have five Buffalo SDS in your garage? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, what are you doing? Look in our in our garage. I'm not in your garage. I was looking at the garage app. What you do? Hey. Hey, look look look there is there's like listen there's four there is only four Buffalo STS in the LS MRPD parking right now. Well, that's because you guys can't drive. Harp, what do you want me to tell you? I can [ __ ] drive. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? Harp, you drive like you're intoxicated. All right, Pratt. Pratt, you literally drive like you have glaucoma. What the [ __ ] do you mean? I drive like I Hey, at least I send people to jail. Harp, all you do is have a I also sent Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa. So, you sent people to jail, Harp. All right, let's pull. All right, you know what? Investigation time. Let's take a look. Investigation time. Why don't you have a look? Miranda Harp. Let's see how many uh You're lucky, Harp, that I barely know how to check. How long have you been a cop for, Harp? Yeah. Uh, since the 8th of June. I'll tell you. It's the 8th of June. Okay, let's see. Kyle Prred, how long have I been a cop for? I have no idea. Harp, how long have I been a co a cop for? You got hired on 068. I got hired on 068. So I got hired on Wait, it's since June. I've worked two months ago. No, you got hired on the same day I did. But I got hired on the same day you did. Yeah, [ __ ] in the same amount of time. Okay, hold on. You might actually arrest people. She did. She didn't get hired on the same day as you. No. Uh, hold on. Ah, hold on. Hold on. I see what it is now. They just th You have people just throw you on to reports. Oh, I remember. Oh. You still can't drive. Literally, I'll drive you. Harp, I'm going to grab. Listen, I got my scout right now. Let's see if you can keep up. How's that sound? Wait, I don't even have What do you want me to drive a scout? Harp, you can drive whatever you want. I'll drive a scout. Make this evil evil playing grounds. Oh, and I just got done filling up my work backpack. Making sure I have all my things. Oh, I got Thank god I got my chapstick in here. Oh, my cigarettes. All right, good. All right, I'm ready to go. My lips. Yeah, I always like having nice kissable lips. But don't get any ideas, Harp. I'm out of your league. I'm a lesbian, Brad. I'm not surprised. Yeah. I mean, I don't I don't [ __ ] with men. I knew that. I wasn't going to say anything, but I knew that from the first moment I met you. Yeah. Oh, I like your backpack. Oh, yeah. You like it? Where are you? Yeah, I'm out front in the scale. How the [ __ ] you can't You can't see my backpack from all the way back there. Yes, I can. It's got a kind of mouth on the back. It's pink and white gradient. Jesus Christ. What? You should have been a [ __ ] fighter pilot with your with your vision. What the hell are you doing working here? You should have been a [ __ ] I have 2015 vision. You might be on my level when it comes to vision. No, I'm like I think I'm at like 20 like close to 2020. Yeah, I'm See, I'm 2015, which is better than 2020. I don't think that's true. It It is. In one eye, I'm 2015 and in the other eye basically blind. Like basically a pirate. It's got an iPad. Should look like 10 times cooler. No. Hell no. I have these amazing piercing blues. Listen, I'll be outside in a second. I got to call my favorite fast food employee. All right. Is it? Don't I wear glasses? Yeah, but I wear glasses mainly for blue like stuff. Fred. Bella. Fred. Oh [ __ ] Hey, sorry Bella. I called the wrong Bella. Okay, it's okay. That's okay. Bye, Fred. Bye. [Laughter] Yes, Kyle. Bella, I got to talk to you about what? Me and Bambi had it. Listen, Bambi, I gotta put in a complaint about one of your work staff. Have to put in a complaint about one of my work staff. I have to listen. I hate to do it, but I got to put in a complaint about one of the members of your of your team. Uhhuh. Which one? Uh, Honey. No, not Honey. Uh, uh, um, Bambi. Yeah. Oh, Bambi. I got to put in a complaint about that uh that part-time employee. I got to put in First off, I'm going to need to do this in person. I'm stopping by your office. You're stopping by my office. Is there an Aldente's corporate building that we could perhaps talk at or is it just the one location? Do you guys have like I am corporate. I am HR. I am corporate. Gotcha. Do you have like a corporate building that we could perhaps meet at or something instead? You know what I mean? Like is there like a No. Okay. So, we only have We only have the one building. Only have the one building. Okay, I got you. So, all right. I'm stopping by. I'll be there in a second. Oh, you're coming by here right now. Yeah. I need to talk to you about I need to talk to you. I need to put in this I need to talk to you about Bambi. You need to talk to me about Bambi. Got it. Okay. I just making sure that we're on the same page that you are coming here right now to talk to me about Bambi. Yep. Yep. I am. Okay. Okay. Good. Good. Good. I'll be there soon. I already gave you food. All right. Yeah. Get out of here, you homeless [ __ ] bum. Oh, I'm sorry, man. I'm Get out of here. Sorry, man. All right. That's it. That's it. No, no, no. 309. Man, I'm going to need backup at MRPD. We got a homeless bum walking through our lobby making everybody uncomfortable. Hey, hey, don't talk to her. Get out of here, you [ __ ] bum. Get out of here. Get out of here. You want us to You want us to back you up? I'm getting this. Listen, if this bum Listen, these bums got diseases. They're like stray dogs. Get out of here, you [ __ ] bum. What's your 20? Looks like the situation might be code for. He's walk he's uh he's obviously on drugs. No. What is What is drugs? Bring a man to the drunk tank. Hey, let me out, man. Let me out. You better get out of here, you damn bum. Yeah, that guy was begging for money in the lobby earlier, too. Hey, hey, listen. No soliciting at MRPD. It makes the [ __ ] people uncomfortable. We can't have thei the civilry seeing this this display. What's up, buddy? Double up with me. Not right now. I need I need today's I think today's an alone time. Oh, you need some alone time? Yeah, I've been doubling up every day for like the last two weeks. So, now I'm going to smash Bella's ass in racing. Yeah. Want to buy some shoes? Bella. The [ __ ] Wait. Uh, [ __ ] call Bella. Harp. Sorry. Harp. How [ __ ] dare you? How dare you? What the [ __ ] Forte. Forte. Hey. Hey. Hey. Get that [ __ ] hat off. You're not a Canadian Mounty. All right. You're not a highway patrol cop. Get that [ __ ] hat off. You are a city policeman. If you're going to wear a [ __ ] Listen, if you can listen. If you can find one video of a [ __ ] city cop wearing that hat in the United States of America, then I'll let you wear it. Get that [ __ ] hat off. Yes, sir. And I don't understand why the [ __ ] Phoebe thinks you're attractive. Blows my mind. All right, so the terms of All right, look. You got to pit me before I get to Alentes. I get a one second head start. Does it have to be under 75 or what? Of course it does. You have to follow SOPs, dumbass. All right, let's do it. One [Music] [Music] Where'd she go? Can't drive. That's where she went. See what she does. [Music] I gave it to you. Yeah, I know. I got by that [ __ ] civilian, dude. It's all right. It happens. Did you kill him? [ __ ] stop. No, I told him I called him a [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] though. Yeah, that counts. You know what? You're not too bad. Yeah, I tried to get around the back. Brian, you uh you tag? Yeah, he's untam 25 with me in the skylight. What you doing walking with a knife out? Uh, I have a right to. No, you don't. Called brandishing. 309. I'm going to need backup at al dentes. We got some knife wielding madman walking around. Hey. Hey. Whoa. Sir, sir. Sir, relax. Let's talk about this. 98 plus 76. Let's just talk about this. All right. Why were you walking around with your knife out? I was just home badges. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah, you're not you're not allowed to do that, man. Yeah, I got to get help. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't I Yeah, I got you. But you're just Look, you got to you know, look, I'm going to have to write you a ticket. Not going to go to jail, but I'm just going to write you a ticket citation for that. Okay. You get your mask off? You got an ID? Yeah. Okay. I I got everything under control. I just did I didn't know you could couldn't do that, sir. I'm sorry. It's all right. Look, no one's sending you to jail or nothing. It's just I have to write you a citation for brandishing a non-fire. Oh, okay. I don't I don't like the attitude. What attitude? What was he told? This is how he What attitude? Oh, I don't I didn't know. I'm sorry. I never Yeah. Hold on. Pause. What? What attitude? I don't like when people walk around public areas with knives on display. I didn't know that was illegal. What do you mean you didn't know that was illegal? I'm glad you cut yourselves. Yeah. I mean, it's like I I could walk around with a gun out. That's not illegal. No, you cannot. No. Right. to bear arms. Right to bear arms. That's for you to have a firearm, sir. Right to bear arms. Did you see that in the back of the cereal box by any chance? No, I just know. You need to You need to educate yourself. I just I I've never had a ticket or anything, so I didn't know that that was the law. That's my fault 100%. I'm sorry about that. Well, you definitely cannot walk around with a firearm out. So, that's not how the Second Amendment works. That one That one is actually like That's a big no no. Oh, well, I didn't have I don't even have a firearm. I don't even have a license. That's good. I would stay away from that to be honest with you. Yeah. No, no, I don't I don't do crime. Got you. It's $1,000 citation. I'm waving the 15month jail time. Well, I appreciate that, sir. Make sure you pay your ticket, you knife wielding maniac. I've been there. Hey, thanks for the backup. I appreciate it. City hole. Down the red, sad. Just down the road. City hole. Hey, how you doing, criminal? Well, I'm not a criminal. I'm just uh sitting here, you know. Yeah, sure you're not. Yeah, you're not a criminal. Yeah. And then after that, it's a thirsty and hungry dealer's choice. Bella, I'm here for our meeting. I'm here for my meeting with corporate. What's in the background? Bella, let me know when you're ready for the next one. Hello. How do you profile picture. It's on the register thirsty and hungry. Um, dealer's choice, please. I got to know. Yeah, I got my police things in it. I'm going to have to put it in my truck. I don't know if you're ready for uh for a backpack like this. Thank you. He's just getting some food at Bella. I'm here for for my meeting with corporate. Be advised driving around. Probably going to be a boo. No, no, no. PD and then it was a hungry thirsty outfit. When did Alentes get all hip? What happened to the Italian music? And then uh the music that you're hearing right now is Skies. She doesn't put on the Italian music. Classic stripper music. I got you. Wait. So what is this? Five. Should have been I did the after I did after the facility. Remember, if you're new to hit that follow button and join the Discord for me. And also, don't forget to get your subs in. All right. And then I have a Rocco and a All right, Kyle, come over here. I would prefer an office setting, but All right. Gotcha. I want to file a formal complaint with Bambi. Okay. What is your complaint? He has a terrible attitude. I'm going to be honest. I don't understand how anyone could tolerate being around her. I think everybody that can tolerate being around her deserves a medal or something. Okay, I'm noting all that here. She's also a liar and a manipulator. Okay. And I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. She is the least attractive Alente's employee by far. She's bringing down the the property value by walking around. She's bringing it down. And I don't think that's just my opinion. I think that's factual. I don't think I can add that to the complaint. I think it's I think it's an important part of the complaint. Like I just can she get like plastic surgery or something? Oh, that is crazy. Here at Alentes, you know, we everybody gets a fair opportunity to work. All right. So, oh, one of those equal opportunity employers. Okay, I gotcha. That's very progressive. There you go. How you doing? I guess so. I don't make the rules. Hey, can I get a follow? I wish you did make the rules. Uh, I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about me making the rules. I'm kind of a hard ass. Yeah, I think uh I really think Bambi needs to be re-educated. He doesn't know how to deal with employees. I don't think she has good social skills. Who really has good social skills anymore, though? There you go. Hungry, thirsty. Don't say you. You be at everybody. It's my job to have good social skills. notification for it. Did you? I mean, you're right. Social skills, but I don't know if I think you should fire is good. I don't think that I think she just shows up to work just to collect food and leave. What though? She actually does work. What do you mean? No, I'm pretty sure she just shows up here for the free food. That is crazy. I bet if you check her pocket, she has like 20 pizzas on her right now. Like the first set. I bet if you check her pocket, she's got like 10 pictures of lemonades and like [ __ ] 20 pizzas. Probably handing them out to all her friends. Oh, step falling asleep. That is crazy that all the managers are working right now. Where the [ __ ] are all of our employees? Maybe you should hire more. Wait, this guy's a manager. Everybody who's standing here right now managers. This guy though, the [ __ ] does that mean? Is he the number one manager? No. Number three. Thank God for that. Oh, he's number two. Number two manager. No, definitely not. Is he maybe the number three manager? Probably not. But thank God he's still he's still a manager. Don't look at me like that. Yeah. I'd like to actually praise one of your employees. Which one? Uh the guy that's standing to your left. I think that he uh demonstrates work good a good value of work ethic even though he's obviously a criminal. Oh, okay. Okay. Hi, how are you? Never a criminal. John, good work ethic. Don't go in the same sentence, but yeah, I'll note that here. I will note that here, John. But I really hate Bambi. I think she's got to go. Work ethic. I don't make that decision. But I also don't think she has to go. I think you guys just need to talk out your differences. I be honest. I think she has to go. Misunderstanding. When I look through the window and I see that she's here, it makes me want to vomit. And I could get That's crazy coming from you. And I could get at least 20 people to sign off on paperwork saying that they feel the same way. Probably 50. That is a lot of people. But John, do you feel like Bambi gives off that vibe? I don't feel like I don't feel it. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. I like I said, I think you guys just have a misunderstanding. Let me let me finish up writing all of these notes down that you uh that you gave me. I hate her and I I hate her and I wish the best for her. So, but when I say that, I mean I really wish the worst for her. And then um when when my bosses wake up, you know, I'll I'll sit down with them. I'll bring this to their attention. Nice. And uh we'll have a conversation about how we can rectify this situation. Perfect. I am a I I do listen. I do do a lot of business here. We do do a lot of business. All right. Well, I appreciate you, Bella. Thanks for uh for helping me out. Feel a lot better now that I got that off my chest. That watch is fake. You should [Music] make more money than fake watch. Goofy. No, it's Doofy. It's not Goofy. Doofy, doofy. Next level [ __ ] role play. The best customer ever. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I probably am like the greatest employee. Like the greatest at everything, I would say. Oh, I need to check my text messages. Pull over real quick. [ __ ] Got like a [ __ ] mosquito on me in my house. That [ __ ] was gluttoning me. Super humble. Chat, listen. I'm going to give you I'm going to give you a little life advice. You know who's humble? Losers. Losers who are just there by mistake. This isn't a mistake. Let's check our phone. I went to the garage. Oh, I'm riding with Ernie. So, thank you for the picture. Two months of stepdad prred. Hey Andy Pandy, thanks for the twomon resub. I do appreciate that. Thank you so much. Dad, guess what I got at my desk right now? Reese's cups. Grace Elizabeth with the 14 months bourbon a dildo. What the [ __ ] Bourbon. Optarts Hutchnipples. Huh. Let's see what we got. No Chief Fu. No Rosa. No Clementine. Where is Clementine? Where is Clementine? Yo, dude. Wicker, thanks for the brand new tier one. Where the [ __ ] is Clementine? I need her today. What do you mean she's touching grass? Where is Foo? What do you mean glitchy lost his voice? Solo day. Yeah, but I miss these people. I mean, solo day is kind of fun. I feel like I feel like kind of needed. Badge count payday. I'm going to attach to the payday. All right. Let's do uh All right, let's do like a little call while I drink some coffee. I'm still waking up. I I think I had a pretty good R. All right, listen. I'll be honest. I think I have great RP mornings on Prod. I'll document between like going to Alentes and [ __ ] like that. Sure. Um would you just like to take over lead? I can grab negotiations here. Do I first off don't ever call me PR OC. Second, do I dual stream? Yeah, on YouTube. I got like over 300 viewers on my YouTube stream, you know. I got like I got like over 300 viewers on on the YouTube stream. Dude, listen. I really want to do a hat Carl, but giving people court notices. I might actually DM Ravage and be like, "Hey, can we do a court clerk, but they can see who's online? Is anyone handling negotiations?" Oh, Forte is this guy's dead. Oh, [ __ ] Wait, what channel's the payday on? I wasn't paying attention. They're right here. We haven't moved. We haven't moved. General unlucky. Thanks for the year. Sir, stop yelling in there cuz they're trying. Sir, you're going to need to get out of here. I I I feel like we should send PR in there instead then. 1041. All right. All right. All right, ma'am. As an act of good faith, I'm going to be disarming myself and heading into the bank. Okay. Someone grab my gun. All right. Someone grab my gun. It's across the street. I'm going into the bank to handle negotiations. Don't worry. I got my switchblade on me in case it goes. Go loud as [ __ ] All right, ma'am. How you doing? I will stick by the door here just just so there is a gun. Listen, I'm chief negotiator Kyle Pred. Lead park ranger. Lead park ranger. I've come in here unarmed. I saw a [ __ ] No, that was just my uh comb. Look, how about you just put the gun down? What about that? How about Listen, listen. You seem like a logical human being. All right. All right. I want you to look at what you're doing right now. Okay. Let's see. Well, gotcha. Look at what you're doing right now. This isn't you. I have no problem. How do you know? Actually, I'm Forte, you're staying. Forte, you're staying. Forte, you're staying. And I better not see that hat on. I swear to God. Now, I got to get back to negotiations. Forte, uh, going to fall off of this. All right. Now, listen. I'm scene lead. Someone's got to take it then. How about you put the gun down? Let's just let this guy go. Thank you for making the report. Why are you bothering? All right. How about this? Listen. Look. You can trust me. I came in here. I want to work with you. All right. Why don't you just give up? I mean, there's nothing wrong with having just one stays with the host. What the [ __ ] is that? Look, look, look. Can you just stop what you're doing? No, we kind of like started already. What's your Hey, what's your name? What's your name? Yeah, you What do you want me to call you? What? All right, let's start off. I'm Look, I'm I'm Kyle. What do you want me to call you? You could call me Gypsy. Gypsy. All right, listen. What would What would 5-year-old Gypsy be saying about if she knew what you were doing right now? Elsie would look up at me and go, "Wow, what a disturbed child." Look, look, she won't. Listen, Gypsy, we don't have to reason, sweetheart. Look, we don't have to do this. Listen, you're a beautiful woman. You're intelligent. All right. You're above violence. All right. You don't have to do any of this. Have you met me? I think Yeah, I've Listen, I've met you. Ah, he has he has I thought I thought me and you were going to go on a date at some point. Where am I [ __ ] Look, how about this? All right, if you put your gun down, I'll let you walk out of here and I'll just arrest your friends. All right, how about this? If you just put your gun down and let this guy go while I'll leave. Who's going to save the hostage? Come on. Just come on, Gypsy. Just let's put the gun down. Oh, Gypsy, you can trust me. Uh-huh. Yeah, you can trust me, Gypsy. Just let's just stop all this. Let's Since when you arrested like a friend the other day, stay back with the hostage. I know. That's because it's my job. Take primary. So mean. Oh, no. My job. Listen, you can trust me. Let's put the gun down. Let's talk like reasonable people. And I I've never heard talk like this. This is crazy. Come on. Listen. I'm also kind of surprised. It's because I care about this hostage and I care about you. Screams at me. I don't want to see anybody get hurt. He won't get hurt. I don't want to see I don't want to see anybody get hurt. Let's just look. Let's just put the gun down. I can't tell you for me. Fred's doing some crazy chance. Listen, do you really want to go your life without giving me a chance? I'm asking for I gave you a chance, I'm asking for you to give me my one chance today. I need you I need you to put the gun. I just need just put the gun down, Gypsy. Listen, I can tell when I talk to you that you don't want to be doing this. I can tell that you don't want to be doing this. Listen, Gypsy, it's not Just put the gun down, Gypsy. Please, for the love of God, just just put the gun down. Stop this. Put it down. What? What happened to What the Who is this person? What are you talking about? Forte, get Forte, you're [ __ ] this up. He is always He's never Forte, get outside. Forte, I can't hear her. Get outside. Forte, get outside. Can you hear me now? Oh, hey. Hi, Forte. Get outside. God damn it. Get outside. I'm just saying you have pickings here, too. Like, you There's more than you. Never mind. Look. All right. Listen. All right. How about this? I'm willing to exchange myself for the hostage. What? You what? No more charges. Let him switch with me. Let him Let him switch with me. It won't be additional charges. Just put the gun down. All right. Just put Gypsy. Put the gun down. Gypsy. Gypsy. Just put the gun down. You don't want to be doing this. Just stop it. This isn't you, Gypsy. This isn't This isn't the Gypsy that I know. What gypsy do you know? You didn't even take me. Gypsy that I know is fun to talk to outside of MRPD and very sexually suggestive towards me. I know. I I just remember you compliment me. You said, "Damn, Kyle, you're looking good in those pants. That's a nice shirt you're wearing. You got a great body." You know, and I appreciated those remarks from you, Gypsy. I really did. Look, Gypsy, just just let him go. You're the one that came on to me. All right, Gypsy. How about this? If you put the gun down, all right, just just put the gun down. Just just put it down. I can't. I told you, Gypsy. You can, Gypsy. You're in control of your own destiny. Just put the gun. I know. That's why I said I can't. Gypsy, you're in control. Just put the gun down. Don't make us. That's why I'm doing it. Gypsy. Just put it down. Come on. For me. For me, you never talk like this. Because listen, I'm a passionate man. I'm like I'm like Benio Delore. Who? An actor. I'm just Look, just just put the gun down. We don't have to do this. Stop it. Just stop it, Gypsy. Just stop it. It's so Why? Hey, welcome. All right, there's some more suspect. You're Oh, I knew you were behind this. You have this poor woman brainwashed. Damn straight I do. You're all You see that? You see that, Gypsy? None of these people care about you. I care about I don't care about you, [ __ ] I don't care about any of you, [ __ ] Are we good to go, man? No, you're not good to go yet. If anybody walks out of the building, shoot him. If anybody walks out of the building, shoot him. Including you. Including me. Including me. If anybody walks outside of the building, shoot them. Don't talk like this. What are you doing? Don't attack them. They're going to breach. Don't Don't attack them from being crazy. Listen, you're Listen, I'm in control. There's no need to get crazy like this. I'm in control now. You hear me? You sure? So, what are your demands? That hostage. You hear that hostage? He's putting your life in danger right now. I'm not putting his life in danger. I'm helping save him. Was a negotiation. Putting your life in danger. But you're not really though, are you? But you're not raided, are you? Yeah, I am. I'm looking out for him, you guys, and myself. Now, what are your demands exactly? We're looking for free passage, no spikes. All right. Listen, guys. We've come to terms of this negotiation in exchange for the hostage. All right. Um, after these painstakingly lengthy negotiations, we have uh come to terms on there being free passage for the vehicle and no spike strips. Okay. We had to work really hard for this. These are these are some good results. All right. Right. Good work in there, Pred. All right. I'm going to be lifting the I'm going to be lifting the the KOS order on the people exiting the bank, including myself. I'm going to be lifting that. I mean, you can just tell them. I'm going to pull out my combat knife and I'll go ahead and I'll listen. I'll go ahead and I'll get the hostage. Is everybody ready? Cuz I'm going to start leading them outside. I'm ready. Oh [ __ ] I'll knife fight you. Okay. [ __ ] tackle me, you dumb [ __ ] Are we good to go, [ __ ] Right now. All right, let's go. Let's go. Come on. Stick you again, too. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Trunk. Trunk. Come on. Get in the trunk. I'm disappointed in you, Gypsy. All right. Don't be leaving Eastwick. Who's got my gun? The hostage is fleeing. The hostage is fleeing. What is going to be south elegant to east south? Hey, stop running. Stop running. No, no, no. Stop running, man. Stop running right now. Yeah, I I Sir, stop running or you're going to be arrested. Stop running for for taser. There you go. All right. Why bridge? I'm Stop running. You're not resisting. You're not moving. You said stop running and then I stopped running. I'm I'm literally not running. What are you What is going on? I'm literally Stop moving, [ __ ] You got to follow instructions. Literally standing there after the second time. What are you All right. All right, brother. What are you doing? What are you doing? Okay. Can Can we hurry this up? No, we're not hurrying this up. I'm trying to I'm I'm trying to finish something. All right. Here. Face away from me. All right. Whatever you're trying to finish is going to have to wait. Oh god. Oh, he's got joints on him and an illegal gun. North. All right. Time to go to jail, man. Continuing West Lindsy Circus Palam. Here. Come on. Follow me to the car. Why the [ __ ] did you run? You said he was on a time constraint or some [ __ ] like that. Literally on a time thing. I have to go. You just made it a lot worse for yourself, man. Like I have to go like in my head. I have to go. That's what I'm saying. That's different. Why didn't you just say that? I Well, what do you want me to say? I don't like saying that. I just like Well, I mean, if that Well, that's a different thing, dumbass. Sometimes Hey, look. Sometimes you have to go. Okay. What What's What's going on? Are you going to put me in the car or I'm getting in the car? What? Well, now I'm confused on what to what to do. No, no, it's fine. It It's fine. It's fine. What do you want to do with him? Do you want me to put you in the car? Yeah, put him in the car. I'll process him quick. All right, man. Watch your head. part of the robbery eastwoodoulevard. All right, sir. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can and will be used against you in the court. Law attorney present during question for one will be provided for you by state to understand your right. Two of white underlo, one bike, five suspects leaving the area on course. Yeah, I believe he's in on the robbery, too. Be honest. But it's rule of five. So, it's like impossible for East Park Boulevard slowing to South. All right. Watch your head. Over to the counter. I got to fingerprint you first. Get beat with 441. All right, come on. Head inside. Everybody's pissed over. East of Innocence Bridge. Slowing south popular. Perfect. Are you sufficient on that here? Turn around. What was his state ID? 2441. Um, Fred, what's your 20? I'm arresting the hostage. We're going to need an additional then trunk's getting out. I'm in getting out. Continue on the primary DT for suspects at the area. There's two of you with the propels. I'll leave you. Yep. Split two and two. Primary is going to be north. It was 2441, right? Chat 2441. If you're attached, we need you down by the barrier on Jamestown. Another football. We're just going to stay on this primary. Do you want me to stay with you or on the secondary? Uh, you can stay on the secondary if you want. I don't think we got the units for it. So, there's three pursuits that could be happening, but we're only going to do those. What am I looking for down here? All right. I got your charges. It's misdemeanor, obstruction of justice, criminal possession of a firearm, class one, and uh possession of marijuana. It's 20 months and a $2,000 fine. How do you plead? Okay, I got you. They're gone. You want an attorney? Two times. Yeah. All right. Yep. Split two and two. I'll call my primer. This was the original vehicle. We're going to be south. I thought you had to go. Hey, what's going on there, attorney? I'm going to need someone over here at Beaver Bush. Uh, I think the wrong number. I'm I'm looking for a lawyer. All right, listen. Let me ask you something. Why the [ __ ] are you looking for a lawyer? Twice. I want to sue the [ __ ] out of the park rangers for shooting me while I was cuffed. Did I do that? Dennis. All right, I got bad news. There is no available lawyers. Okay, check again. Carson. Yeah, there is no available lawyers. So, I can either try and get you in a lawyer or you you can just plead not guilty and file a civil suit. It's up to what you want to do. Just pleading nor Okay, I got you. Well, your routes are filing an appeal and then filing a civil suit if you win your appeal. I'm just making you aware of that. How many people's in the secondary? All right. One, you have a fantastic day. The doc is here to take you up to prison. Have a fantastic day, sir. Can you hold on for a second? What' you say? Can you hold on for a second? Hey, Kyle, what what's your what's your big deal or whatever? What do you mean? Why? Why' you Why are you even arresting me in the first place? Cuz you from a bank robbery. I told you to stop several times. And then when I stopped the second time, you you continued to still tackle me. Yeah, brother. I mean, that's how it goes because you're under arrest at that point. Okay. So, I break cuffed once, right? Yes. You're under arrest. And then you said and then and then you and then you said stop and then I stopped. Then you tackled me again and then you arrested me. Yeah, cuz you're under arrest. You You literally said stop or you're going to be under arrest and then I stopped and then you arrested me. That's not what happened at all. I told you. All right. So, your ability to recall the scene is wrong. All right. I Okay. Okay. You You So then you fled you fled from an officer immediately out of the bank. First off, suspicious as [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. All right. Then I literally have an officer following you telling you to stop moving. I have run over there to stop moving. Did Did you hear what he said? He said, "What?" He said, "Why? Where are you going?" And I told him, "I'm going to the clothing store." That's where I was going. Look, let me ask you something. All right. What do you think should happen in your situation? All right. I want you to tell me something. You're a cop. All right. A bank has just been robbed by violent felons. Okay. The the the [ __ ] guy that's apparently kidnapped is fleeing from police immediately after the hostage exchange. All right. Okay. All right. I'll be honest. I ain't never seen anything like that. I've never even been a hostage really. So, I don't I don't know. Okay. You don't know? Well, then you don't think maybe you should sit around and, you know, figure figure it out. You think What do you think happens for what? What do I need to sit around for, brother? All right. Listen, I think you just need to get an attorney, man. I think you I think you got some people outside calling you or some [ __ ] It's fine. I can ignore them. Oh, I'm going to have to readjust your charges. Hello. I I can't let you in. Wait, are you an attorney? Yeah. No, you're not. Hold on. I got to deal with this guy. He's pissed. I'm I'm actually not pissed. Let me in. Oh, no. You're kind of being a [ __ ] I'm I'm very calm, actually. Why Why do you think I'm pissed? What's going on? Hold. I got to reset my MDT. It's broken. I should be good now. Do I sound pissed to you? Not anymore. I I never sound pissed. He said that sound pissed. What? I'm never upset. All right. All right. All right. So, I'm adjusting your charges. I'm amending them. All right. Right. So, you're going to be looking at criminal possession of a firearm, class one, possession of marijuana, failure to obey a lawful order, and resisting arrest. All right. It's 25 months and a $2,300 fine. Yeah. All you got to do is just Well, I'm going to be honest. You probably would have gone to jail anyway. Okay. Yeah. Because of the illegal stuff. They [ __ ] you over. That's why I think you were fleeing because you knew you had illegal [ __ ] on. I That's not why. But okay. I can't ask you any general questions. I can only make statements because you requested an attorney. I mean, you you could you could you could believe what you want. I I didn't really give a [ __ ] about the illegal stuff. A couple of joints and a SNS pistol. Okay. So, yeah. Yep. Cares about that. It's illegal. I mean, you guys got to get your W's whatever way you can. It is what it is. Not about getting W's. It's not about that at all. Okay. I mean, what you when you feel like you you see my record, there's nothing on there that's heavy. Something's on there now. Oh, I said heavy. I didn't say there was nothing. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz you're a criminal. Sure. I mean, if that's what you call it. Yeah. You're a criminal. Is that Is that what I am? 100%, man. Oh, okay. and a dumb one at that. Oh, all right. I believe it. Listen, nothing wrong with doing it to yourself, man. I'm not worried about it either way. All right. So, you want to plead not guilty? Yep. All right. Got you. So, you're what you're going to do is contact the lawyer or file you want to file an appeal? Yeah, I will. All right. DOC's here to take you up, sir. Have a fantastic day at Bowling Brook. You can pick you can pick him up at jail. Selena, you just threw away a freelap dance. That's fine. What did he do? He fled from police after a bank robbery. Had an illegal gun on him and weed. Is that it? Refuse to cooperate with police. Is that it? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I just broke the laws. Yeah. What? Yeah. You just broke the laws. You break the laws all the time. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. Nope. Yeah. Uh-uh. Uhhuh. Prove it. All right. Yeah. Arrest me. All right. Come out here. No, I got to write a report. You want me to write it for you? Yeah. Hold your 95. 309. I'm going to need backup at uh Ranger Station. I'm have to shoot some people. I warn them for that. They did that [ __ ] on purpose. Yeah, I'm going to have to shoot some people. They're pouring gas around my uh car. Well, that's not very nice. I'm going to have to shoot some people. Don't Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Careful. Hey, man. Put the gas down. Don't do anything stupid. Is that primary or secondary? I need backup at Beaver Bush at the moment. Don't do anything stupid, man. Primary is currently heading north Palamino correction. We're just trying to have a conversation. Can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Your friend's in prison. You can pick him up there. He He broke the law. And in whose eyes? Yours or mine? In the eyes of the law. The very definition. You should all gun this [ __ ] down at once. They're saying that they're going to try and gun me down. We're going west Park Boulevard. I need backup at the Ranger Station. How long does he have? Hey, long enough. How How long has he been [ __ ] How long did you charge? I have at least one unit break off of this bank robbery and go help, please. He's got people. Can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah, I can hear you. How How long was he charged? What' you hit him with? Look. Look. I can't reveal that information. All right. You want me to stay on this pursuit or do you want me to pull off? Look. Hey, listen. You guys are going to have to leave or I'm going to have to defend myself. We're still chasing this two times occupied foot bail from earlier. Car swap. Should we break off? You hear that, Rusty? We have two units breaking off already. Okay, 104. We'll stay on them. Trying to keep my eyes on them. They're going to try and push back now. There's a whole bunch of them here. I need backup. I need backup now. I'm keep telling you guys I need [ __ ] backup. Okay. Well, I've been saying it for three [ __ ] minutes. Put your [ __ ] hands up, Red. I ain't putting [ __ ] up, [ __ ] Put your hands. Really? You [ __ ] [ __ ] Primary East innocence. We're breaking off. We're 76 to bread. 8311 plus 176. I thought you guys, bro, they're all getting a shot. Everybody on this call is getting a shot. Everybody on this call is getting a shot. Every single cop on this call, I'm making sure that they get a shot. I I've been telling them for three minutes. four individuals. They They're all getting a shot. Four individuals leaving the area on Motorcycles. Leather cuts. 728 plus one's in route. Units with PR. What is going on? I arrived on scene and there was four individuals leaving the area because he was bravo alpha sorry 831 plus one or 23 now down in the office description of the vehicle leaving Jesus fully all wearing less let's make sure's okay I'm triaging them I'm going to need to pick up popular street please somebody take the scout that was on Capital [ __ ] come on, buddy. Talk to me. You with us? Uh, you're all getting a shot. Every single one of you is getting a shot. Every single [ __ ] one of you is getting a shot. You're not going to learn. You're not going to learn unless you guys get punished. Let's get the shot. But let me focus on making sure you're better. All right. Then you can strike me. Okay. Let's have a look at you. Thank you so much. I'm going to talk in the end. There's no EMS on duty. Self trans. Buckshot. Buckshot. Get the name of everybody on this call. Name and badge of everybody on this [ __ ] call. All right. You do not have a 95 from any other suspect. If you're not collecting evidence or doing anything, please assist with Pred's health. Oh, bud. I need to check your injuries. What happened? I see a lady on a bike up on the hill looking right at us on the phone. You think you're going to be good enough to walk? Yeah, I'll be fine. You want me to help you stabilize you and put your arm around me? Yeah, I'll be fine. Okay. I think he just said he was stab. Where's Peach? My vital or just blocked the knife. All right, be good, brother. Everybody on radio, you're all getting a shot. Every single [ __ ] one of you. Every one of you on that call, you're all getting a [ __ ] shot. You guys deserve this. Are these not your shots, sir? There's a bunch of [ __ ] shots. I don't think Yeah, that's all. Those were all mine. Okay. If you showed up, you're not getting a shot. The rest of you, you're all getting them. I'm telling you for five [ __ ] minutes that I'm surrounded at the ranger station by armed gunmen. All right. And you guys are still pursuing that [ __ ] car. All right. You kept saying on the radio that you're going to come and then not showing up for several [ __ ] minutes. Got you. You guys ain't going to learn without being punished. All right. You're clearly not going to learn until someone [ __ ] punishes you. There's a bike going off to the Canyon passing the station now. He was on a heavy on radio when he passed. Hey, Harp. Hey. To catch up to it. So, me and Medz were on that call. Uh, we were chasing a male suspect who tried to stab Mez. So, we were trying to get him in custody. All right. All right. Um, so that that's where we were. We're going to have to launch an investigation into this. I mean, we're going to have to I'm going to have to hire a private a private agency to look into this. That's what I'm going to have to do. Yeah. I'm going to have to find I'm going to have to hire a contractor to look into this. This is I'm going to be honest with you. I think it's I think it's just a matter of people's adrenaline and they're just not understanding [ __ ] co priority. Obviously, um we had the guy that tried to stab Meadows, so we had to get him in custody. Um and then you were also getting threats made by people. I didn't know that they allowed liars to come to this hospital. I might have to rethink coming here. Sorry, I was taunting someone. Look, I'm going to listen. I'm hiring a private agency and they're going to have to look into this whole thing. start doing interviews. We're gonna have to I'm gonna have to I think I'm gonna have to hire the FIB. I know this special agent, his name's Bench Guy, he hates paperwork, so I don't think he'd be the right one to do this, but I could probably find someone else. Actually, Harp, I'm tasking you and Meadows with this. You guys, I need you guys to investigate this and come back to me with the results. I need you to find I need at least three people to pin this on. If I don't have If I don't have three people to pin this on, if I do not have three people to pin this on, it's your ass. All right. You hear me? Yeah, I hear you loud and clear. I hear you loud and clear. You got it. All right. You better hear me loud and clear. Cuz this right here is not it. Hold on. I got a woman with a gun next to me. One of them like pants white. One of them was shirtless with a black mask and dark pants. The other one was wearing two of them were wearing cuts. The people that you guys saw flee out of the upper floor. The ones that stabbed me. Did one of them have green camo pants? Uh, one of them did in fact have green camo pants. Hey, [ __ ] you, lady. And I want you guys to know something. I'm hiring an outside organization to investigate this. I'm hiring Harp and Meadows to look into this. They're going to be handling this and they're going to report their findings back to me. And when those findings get back to my desk, uh oh, it's a waste of I'm buying a new investor. I need to go through medical again. What the [ __ ] Can you come up to the via syphilis just north of you? I'm dealing with being stabbed right now, [ __ ] But you don't even care. You heartless monster. Strong woman. You can you can pick her up. Are you a strong man? You can pick her up. I'm not strong. old bread. I don't know. bread isn't really that fun. Uh, why are you guys saying weird [ __ ] in chat? I I figured out some badges for your investigation. Listen. All right. Listen, Forte. I'm putting you on the Meadows harp team. Get with them. Get the report to them. Okay. You better not talking right now. You better you better get that 24 hours. 24 hours the report better be on my desk. 24 hours the report better be on my desk. Forte or your ass people that were processing. So it's your assorting it. Or it's your ass. Forte. What the [ __ ] Get out of my [ __ ] hospital bed, lady. This isn't a [ __ ] This isn't some goddamn place where we have to bed share. What the [ __ ] What's wrong with cuddling? I don't want to cuddle with you. I got a statement from a there. Why not? Loop Buckshot in on the investigation. Contact Buckshot right now and assign him to Predgate. All right. So, it's okay. HARP Meadows Forte and Buckshot and Buckshot. Put together investigate PRgate. We need to find out what happened. Got you. We need to find out what the [ __ ] happened. Forte, what did I say about time frame? Forte, 24 hours. You relay it. You relay it to the others or it's the four of years whose asses are getting in trouble. You hear me? Right. Forte, listen to that, Forte. [ __ ] You hear me, Forte? Yeah. You hear him, Forte? What's up, buddy? All right, bud. I'm just checking on you. Yeah, I got surrounded. Listen, during that pursuit, two people said they were breaking off to come assist. So, we were like, "Nobody broke off. Nobody assisted." You want to know the funny part? One of the officers that broke off to come assist you water logged their car, dumb asses. So, we broke So, we broke off and then go join G. Hey, hello, this is Kyle Dango here. Could you check your messages? See if there's uh that guy comes across as your description. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm checking right now. Appreciate it. Yes. You're just really cute and I think Yep. Oh, Jesus. Yep. That's one of the individuals right there. What's What's good for That's him. I recognize that dumb ass anywhere. All right. We'll bring him to the re beaver bish for you. All right. Bring him bring him to me. I'll do so. What's that? But you got to You're not familiar with Predgate? No. We got to find out what happened. I got all the blood on scene. You got to find out what happened. What happened is two people said they were breaking off to come help you and then they didn't show up in time. So I was like, "Fuck, you need help." All right. Listen, Ernie, you need to call Forte and give him that information. I don't have Forte's number. Forte is a well then your first your investigation is finding Forte. Your operation finding Forte. Will this lead to me finally becoming senior officer? I have no say over that. I'm not in your department. Son of a [ __ ] Find Forte, huh? We got to check all the herb spots. Yeah, you got to check all the herb spots. Nice samurai sword, you [ __ ] weeb. Uh, excuse me. Are are you a you a ranger? Yeah, I am. Uh, I just met uh I just met a lovely lady uh that says she wants to be hired by the rangers. This lady with this lady. Nothing to see here. Good. I know there's nothing to see here whatsoever. Yep. No, her uh her name was Peach. Wait, Peach? My name? Yeah, her name is You're not Peach. You're going to get a ride. No, you can't get a ride. Get the [ __ ] out of my car. Why not? You have so much space. Not enough for you. You're taking up a lot of it. Yeah. Call up Peach. Excuse me. Yeah, you heard me. Get your fat ass out of my car. Fat. The only Mr. Ranger guy. Lead park ranger Kyle Pred. Hey, Peach. Hey, Peach. I've got a I've got a lead uh lead park ranger uh Kyle Kyle Prred uh at the hospital. My name is Kyle. What's your name, lady? I bet it's like [ __ ] the name's No, the name's Road. Road. Where are you? My name's Road. You never had a chance. Excuse me. What's wrong with road? Road on deck. Are you coming to the hospital? You never had a chance. You're a little lost. Ah, you locked the door. Yeah, I did lock the door. No, I can never get in. It's um sigh. It's uh it's over by Yeah, exactly. Sigh. road. That means no one else can get in your vehicle, right? Yeah. Until I pull away from you, you crazy person. All righty. Yeah. What? How you talk to me, Mr. Mr. Kyle? I'm not a young man. I'm 36 years old. Yes, sir. The hell's going on? Uh, Peach said she's she's on her way. How long is it going to take for Peach to get here? Ah, she didn't say you're not Peach. You're road. Do you not see my hair? You're not. I'm Albert. Your hair is [ __ ] yellow. Albert in your trunk. Yeah. Wait, there's a woman in my trunk. Sergeant Davies. There is. No, there isn't. There's What? Yo, what's up? I'm right here. Is there Get that woman out of my trunk. I'm a lieutenant now. Well, maybe you should lock your car. Maybe you should get the [ __ ] out of my car, lady. Maybe you should tell her what to do. All right, hold on. Let me get I'm not telling women what to do. Cuz they're getting in my police vehicle. I'm not telling you guys walk down the street telling women what to do. Get out of the trunk or you will be tased. Here's the thing. I can't get out. 311 right now. Juno, you have I have to, you know, Kyle, say hi to my friend Juno. Oh, hey. Stuck in this trunk. Damn. So, you're the attractive friend of mine. Excuse me. Unlock the door. Further out. She can't get out. Oh, really? Can't get out. Taser. No. Juno, can you talk a bit louder? I can't tase her. Oh, yeah. There's a wall. One second. A pull out there. A force field. Hey, Mr. Kyle. I found her. Watching from the hill at the ranger bush. She is now right behind you. She just got off that bicycle. Blonde hair. Mr. I got my eyes. Who's this? This is Peach. I'm locked in here now. Hello, Peach. Same woman I was walking. Peach. Peach, get in. Peach, get in. But Peach, get in. I'm getting in. I'm getting out. Your bike. All right. Good luck. Peach. I can ride my bike. Locked in this truck. Peach, get in. This one. This one. I'm trying to get in. Get in. Get in. No. No. No. You get out. Get in. Lock your car. No, she's not getting in. Starving Mexican children. No, they're not my girlfriend. [ __ ] WW. What the [ __ ] is this? You got all the ladies. You say you're going to donate for serving Mexican. No. No. I don't believe in donating to charities. There's no charity. This is to me. I am hungry. Hey, you're going to Hey, you're going to stay that way. I'm checking in. I'm checking in. I checking in. We We have 2.5 million viewers watching. Yeah. Listen. Hey, to all 2.5 million of those bots, I want you to know something. I'm not giving money to this Mexican charity. It's not bots, man. Oh my god. The baby's right next to you. Kyle Kyle. Elle. El. My name's not El Kyle. They're saying El Kyle. They're saying El. My name's not El Kyle. They're spamming El Kyle in chat. Thank you for the 20 gift. Thank you. Thank you. Appcate. It sounds like you can eat. Well, you know what they say. What is happening in your car? Nothing's happening in my car. Hi ladies. What are you guys doing? Get the [ __ ] out of my car. I'm not giving money to any charities. You hear me? Not a single dollar. Not a single [ __ ] dollar. Not a single dollar to any charity. Not a single dollar. Make sure we stick to it. Hey Peach, how you doing? Friend, I showed up at the ranger station and you know what I witnessed? Oh, what'd you witness? I witnessed you getting jumped on. You saw that? Yeah, I saw the whole thing. Hello, lead park ranger Kyle Fred. Fred Cadet Durango again with your positive ID. We're at MRPD's in the sales for you. Gotcha. That's the guy who tried to stab me who I shot down cuz he wants a PC hearing. Yeah. So, he wants a PC hearing and a lawyer cuz uh he says he has nothing to do with it. Does he have Does he have gunshot wounds? Uh, no. You seem fine. He doesn't need medical or anything. Double check for you. Stay tuned. Could you uh I'm on my way. Come here as well. I'm on my way. Bye, sir. Thank you very much. Peach, it's been a hell of a day. Hey, what you up to? Um, how's your morning? You know, pretty good and stuff. You know, just unpacked. Nice stuff. Where'd you come from? China. Oh, how you were out in China. What was going on? Oh, you know, um, a lot of, um, that's where you pussied out on the balcony. What do you mean pussied out? What do you mean? I saw you were just um, what do you call it? Um, running back and forth into the building. Okay. I was scared. How scared? I don't know. I thought you were [ __ ] yourself there. Wasn't scared. I was trying to get back up. I was about to kill a bunch of people. And what took you so long to get back up. They didn't respond. Oh god, not this again. Does everybody hate you? Yeah, but it's not my fault. Why does everybody hate you, Ben? It's not my fault, Peach. It's never your fault. Yeah, it's not my fault. Gee Louise, what are you geez Louzing? [Music] So, Peach, what do you want to do? You want to get a job? Oh, yeah. Can I? I don't. The chief isn't around today. Okay, I can come back tomorrow. Let me see. You know what? I'm going to see if I can get the chief to wake up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me come back tomorrow. It's better. It's better. Also, do you want me to identify the killings? Oh, wait. Yeah, you saw them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect. How long you been on the force? All right. Come on, Peach. Hey, what's up, Gordo? Hey, I want you guys to meet my friend Peach. I like said, "What's up, Gordo?" But you didn't say what's up. Oh, hey, Tinker. Hello, Peach. Hey, what's going on? Hey. Oh, Peach. What's up? Hey. What's up, Peach? You're trying to get a job? Yeah. Oh, you got to fill it out. You want to start? Hold on. Peach is here. What the [ __ ] is going on? That's what I was told. Peach is with me. Peach up with you. I'm playing. Say my name. Well, I mean, Peach is with me. And you know, 2021 was a big year for See, look at that. She said 2021 was a big year. Why? Well, Peach was she won an award. All right. I want to know how many people in this room helped me get a job. And if you did, I will definitely give you a job. If you did not, then you're not hired. Peach did. Peach was a big Tommy Tinker. Peach was Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you weren't. Huh? Oh, of course I was I need you to come up here and actually positively I need this guy. Got you. Peach. Peach also. Peach, come on. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, PR, are you trying to get her hired on the Rangers or what are you what are you going to do? I was going to get her hired first with LSPD and then get her on the Rangers afterwards after she learns how to do things around here. That's not Sorry, I need I need a [ __ ] pack. Sorry, that wasn't for you. That wasn't for you. Go, that wasn't for you. That was for PR. I was trying to beat his beat his ass cuz he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] Even though I'm nice to him. I'm not an [ __ ] I'm starting to hate you, Kyle. Oh, upstairs. Come on. This is where the processing cells are. I can't. Kyle didn't even invite me to ride with you guys. What are you talking about? Well, you can if you want. It doesn't work that way. All right. I got someone who can also help identify the suspect. What's going on, Fred? Hey, how you guys doing? Not too bad. Yourself? Peach? Does this guy look familiar? [Music] Can you say something funny? Say something funny. Hold on. Is that a fake voice he's doing right now? We need to hear the re She needs to hear the No. No. No. No. No. No. He's been talking like that the whole time since we Are you in an MC? Realist. Am I an MC? My question. Absolutely. Yeah. I I played the fifth. Has he already been mirandized? Yes. Gotcha. Where were you 20 minutes ago? Don't answer. 20 minutes ago. I played the fifth. Gotcha. Gotcha. Was your Was his vehic was he one of the ones that was seen fleeing Beaver Bush? We don't know. Where' you? We saw him going northbound passing to be a bush. That's why we stopped him. When it corresponds to like what time frame? Within like five minutes. Five minutes of me being stabbed. Uh five minutes of the entire situation being So within like a minute of me being stabbed, you saw this guy fleeing? No. Does this guy have any Hold on. I'm going to eyeball him. Does he have any visible gunshot wounds over the last 20? Hold on. Oh, he looks fine to me. It looks like it's just tattoos. I I think we need to get a knife in his hand to really see. We have to get it. He had a switchblade. He had a switchblade. He did. Did he have any clothes in a bag? Nope. Peach, what do you think? He kind of looks like the guy was pouring gasoline around the car. Well, that guy was shirtless. Oh, you have a mask on. Well, he was very cooperative this entire time. No, he did not not have a mask on. I mean, there was a few of them. Would they have a helmet on them? No. No. Just some bandana and some aviators. Is there blood on the knife? Uh, I only put in a bag. I haven't checked the actual knife yet. Gotcha. We're going to need to check that knife for fresh blood. We can do that. Just check it. You know, we're going to have to check that knife for blood. Cuz this guy, I'm going to be honest, this looks like the guy I shot. Not me. This looks like the guy I shot and then they picked him up. There blood on this knife. But what if you miss all your shot? I don't miss. They call me Kyle dead eyee prred. That's not true. Nobody calls you that. I mean, you call me Kyle doesn't miss PR. They call me Kyle as aim labs prred. Kyle Labs Pred is wild. Call me Kyle arena master prred. No, they don't. Did we check that? [ __ ] backstreak voice. Doesn't seem to be any blood on it. No blood on it? Apparently not. We must have wiped it. All right. So, what I'm gathering is that you didn't see him leaving. You saw him passing by and there's no blood on the knife and you can't possibly ID him. You said it looks like him. Well, hold on. Peach hasn't answered in the affirmative yet. No pressure, Peach. What you thinking about? I'm just thinking about how some low lives pulled up on you and try to kill you. And you weren't there to back me up cuz you don't have a job yet. Yeah, this guy doesn't really have a funny voice. Did the guy have a funny voice that stabbed me? I think so. All right. All right. Well, you're in luck. We can't identify you today. Perfect. There we go. Was he on the radio by chance? I haven't seen him on the radio on the radio. We just saw him road. He was Well, did he have a radio? He was very nice with it. He does have one. Yeah. Gotcha. What do we know what channel the radio's on? Nope. Didn't check that. Out of the prongs here. White guy cut camo pants. Check. Check. And check. beard. Check. Terrible haircut. Hey, I don't this [ __ ] profiling. Kind of part of the job is to do profiling on suspects. It's Yeah. Yeah. Part of kind of part of the job. Um is in the area. Check. Going north in the area. Check. Knife has no blood on it. Also has a radio. A lot of people have radios around here for some reason. Yeah, we can't positively ID PRgate. We'll get to the bottom of all this though. We're going to find out what happened in the depths of miss of Ranger of Beaver Bush. We're going to get to the We're going to find out what happened in those depths. Red gate will be solved. All right. He did have cocaine on him, though. We had cocaine on them. I did. Confiscate the cocaine. Cut him loose. Perfect. Thanks, sir. Come on, Peach. And tinkle. Just let him go. What? What happened to the whole situation? What's going on? Well, I screamed on radio for 3 minutes, probably longer than that. How I needed backup and I was being surrounded at the ranger station and nobody showed up. Classic. Yeah, it was on main and I was on main frequency the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. He was getting gangbanged by like four suspect. Gangbang. Did you uh you get dropped or what? Yeah, I gunned down one of them, shot the other, and then uh I got stabbed. Well, there you go. You got two out of the four, right? So, so Peach, what your cop specialty? Yo, I mean, um there was DNA on scene. I guess no one thought to run the DNA. Well, Tinker, no one collected it. Yeah, it was collected. Huh? How about Would you like to join us? Oh, I'm tack law, so you know laws. I see what you did there. Sure, why not? I'm a lawyer. Listen, I'm going to have to run it by the rest of them. Oh, hey, Gordo. Peach, let's huddle up. Huddle. Huddling. Gordo Peach, let's huddle up. But still with an earshot of Tinker. All right, Peach. Gordo, how do you guys feel about Tinker joining us for our adventure? But we also have to get Peach a job. I I think we I think that's good because then you can, you know, lean on him for more references and trying to expedite her process. Well, I really want to get to out the bat. Tinker aimed a gun at me this morning and said, "Get in the car, fat boy." And I thought I was being kidnapped and on God, I I I submitted a filing prematurely because to make fun of someone's weight, I'm going to be honest. That's what I'm saying. [ __ ] has been getting pudgy. If you recall the first time I met Tinker, huge [ __ ] Oh, what a [ __ ] [ __ ] he was being about my presence. I remember he used to sound completely different. He was he annoyed the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of me. He's come around though. Beach, don't you remember how used to we used to always get into calls at night and talk about how much we hated Tinker and and kind tolerated everybody else? Do we just let that go? Yeah, this is Mrs. Tinker's chapter. Hey, hold on. Hey. Hey. We're Hey, we're huddling. Tinker. Tinker. Where'd he go? Where'd he go, [ __ ] Hey. Hey, some problems. Let's take care of themselves, dog. No. Tinker was going to join our posi. I I think he just went down. No, wait. Do you not want to be around today? Well, like I just be a ride along. So, hey, ride alongs is quick with it. Yeah. You know, Peach, listen. Hey, who always wants to make you happy and satisfy your needs? Um, that's a good question. Online shopping, but who always wants to make make you happy? Um, oh, you. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so h what do you want to do? I'll see you tomorrow about an hour before now. No, tomorrow. Tomorrow? Tomorrow? I get hired and stuff. Honest. Yeah, you're going to be honest with me. What do you want to be honest about? Well, you know, I mean, but I can't listen to radio. Oh, she has to. Yes. Yes. Oh, Peach, you such a real one. Yes, you can. I'm coming, cop. Yes, I have to. They won't let me have a radio, dog. I It's the only way to make tackle happen, dog. I got to peach, you know what I'm going to do, Peach? Who's one of my longest and dearest friends? question. Yeah. Um [Music] I think each your mom. Peach. Who is one of my longest and dearest friends? Oh, Tinkering. Peach, it's you. Jeffrey. Oh, okay. You and Belle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Belle, by the way, I didn't head. Yeah, you phased up. We know. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't heard that in a while. Yeah, Peach, I'm gonna talk to the sit down with the game warden tonight. Okay. And I'm And I'm going to have a conversation about your employment, but you're still going to have to be trained because they do things different around here. They actually Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Am I going to get fired? No. You No, Peach. You're a gym. Peach, you never do anything wrong, honestly. Get over here real quick. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. Okay. I'm going to miss you, Peach. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I miss you, too. Yeah. Sure you will. Yeah. Come on, Tinker. Oh, they want to ride with you now. Why, Tinker? Come on. Cuz you're kind of a piece of [ __ ] honestly. Yeah, I know. I Yeah, I am. And I hate it. But he's like everybody equally though. Tinker. No. No. Listen, Peach. No. See, he has special ones. Special ones? Yeah. Special? Special like you're a special one. Where'd the [ __ ] cigarette come? Gun lighter. [ __ ] How'd that get in your mouth? I flipped it upside down like Oh, okay. Like [ __ ] Tom. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, he has special ones. Peach, I don't like you. What's your state ID? What do you mean I have special ones? What does that mean? Oh my god. Wait, is it 10,000 on the nose? There's no way. It's like over 9,000. Damn, you're going to get made fun of so much. Really? Who give a [ __ ] Why would anyone make fun of Peach? She was She has a high state ID. I have a high state ID. Gordo, your picture is hilarious, dude. Gordo is the state ID. That's Gordo's photo. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's get out of here. I was gonna do a whole thing, but I changed my mind. All right, pardon me, Peach. Excuse me. Let's go. Peach, want me to drop you off somewhere? Yeah, maybe. You want to roll with us or what? Nah, she doesn't have a radio. Nah, Peach doesn't like doing ride alongs. Listen, Peach is Peach is special. Oh, okay. Listen, Peach is Peach, are you going to start waking up more or what? Peach, he's with me. Listen, Peach is with me. Okay. I I don't know what you mean. What do you mean? Peach is with me. No, she's she's one of my closest friends. Hey, pervert. Yeah, she's with me. Like, you know, she's she's with me. So, this is a plus one for you to get hired. She's with me. Hey, Sherry. Thanks for the raid. Sorry, everybody gets a plus one. I haven't used my plus one. Kind of like I hired Carmine without even doing anything. I just hired him. Wait, how do we just hire people? I mean, I'm command. I could technically I'm high command. Yeah, you could technically do it, but I mean, uh, I'd be careful. Hey, lovely. Have fun. Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to respect So, I'm going to respect the processes. Uh, yeah, you should. I always respect the processes. I don't step over any lines. Peach, where am I taking you to? Uh, apartments, please. Can you mark it? I know where the apartments are off of Boulevard. a whole bunch of them. We have a bunch of apartments. Oh, no. No. I'm Vuchi basically. Listen, she got she got a high state ID. We all know what apartment she's I don't I don't know what that means, Tinker. I really don't know what that means either. What are you trying to I think you've lived in Los Santos a little too long, dog. We all know where you the high numbers belong. Oh my god. You're segregated, dog. Are you calling me a brok? He is calling you a brokie out of all honesty. We got to put the homeless there. Yo, dude. And homeless. Listen. All right. Okay. Maybe I was a little mean. My bad. Uncalled for. You're right. You're right. It's good to see you though, Peach. I haven't seen you in a minute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ever since we're begging for me to have a job in the parking lot at MRPD and everybody's laughing at me. [Music] Oh my. Hey Jim, how you doing? Kyle, what's up? Doing great. Not too much. Listen, I got to call you back. Okay. I I I Here Peach, take my number. Hey Peach, listen. I'm going to try and get everything. I didn't know when you were going to make an appearance, so I didn't make it a prerogative of mine to start to get things sorted for you yesterday. Yeah, know me. If you need my help, Fred, let me know. Okay. Well, thanks for dropping me off at the homeless shelter. It's not the homeless shelter. It's an apartment building. It's actually a high-rise. So, look at that. You think poor people live here? Yeah. In In Dread They did. Oh, yeah. He's right. In Dread They Did, which is one of the best movies ever. Oh, dude. Judge Red. Which one though? I think the the remake. Hold on. They're both remake is actually pretty reasons. They're both good, but for different reasons. No, I love them both. They should make another one. Carl Urban, he [ __ ] Judge said, "Man, that film was so good." Peach, but I'll get everything. I'll be I'll I'll email you. I'll keep you up to speed on everything and I'll uh I'll help you out. Okay, Peach. I always got your back. You'll more than likely though, you will definitely need to study the uh I'm going to be honest, Peach. If there's one person who I would fight tooth and nail for and and higher and stuff, it's you. Really? Thanks. Nobody else. Not even I would fight for you more than I would fight for Carmine. He said the same thing to Carmine, Peach. Don't let him lie to you. Okay. But he's being truthful, though. But he's also lying. It's like a mix, you know? It's kind of like having coffee and then putting a little bit of creamer in it. Just a little dash of [ __ ] in there. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll see you tomorrow. All right. Bye, Peach. Bye. Bye, Peach. All right. Good egg. Yeah, Peach is a good one. Remind me of Clementine. This guy's still on car right in front of us. Hey, pass. Hey, how you doing, man? Not much, man. I'm just trying to clean the streets. You know, this garbage doesn't look like that at all. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. Just trying to help help out. You know what I'm saying, brother? I just saw you [ __ ] tampering with that vehicle over there. Yeah, somebody left it in the middle of the streets. It's dangerous. You know, at night time, people might have like bad vision and they crash into it. Hell, what the hell do you expect me to do here? Oh, maybe ask for a tow truck or something. You know what I'm saying? Why would I do that? I mean, that's your job, right? You You know what I'm saying? If there's a illegally block, I need you to face away from me. All right. All right. Okay. Hey. Hey. Go. Hey. Hey. Give me your hands, Pam. With the sword. Keep your distance. Oh no. Easy arrest. Stay back, weeb. I love the easy arrests. Pav, I love them. My god, it's Yuri the clown for you, [ __ ] Thought your name was Pav. Watch your head. Pav, criminal. Help. I'll mark it for impound. Mark it for impound. Hey. Hey, don't do that. All right, that's more illegal. Alberto, help. Hey, I got a uh vehicle possibly stolen. I also got a moped. Hey Oberto, did you see him breaking into that vehicle? That's my bike. I ran into He has a knife. He has a knife. Sir, I'm going to tell you again. Back the [ __ ] up. Okay. You got a sword and a deadly weapon. The other officers talking to me. That bike is mine. Come here, nerd. What' you say? Do you know this guy? Yeah. All right. Did you see uh what did you did you see this guy breaking into that uh that car over there? Oh, no. I had to go put up my bike. I had to go park it in the garage. He's my friend. He ain't snitching on me, Brad. No, I saw I saw you guys driving down the road this way. Okay. All right. All right, nerd. Hey, thanks for reuniting me with uh Peach. Yeah. Yeah. Did you uh are you are you going to hire Mr. Lead Park Ranger? I'm going to do my best. Yeah. Bench trial. Bench trial. Bench trial for what? I want a bench trial. I don't know. I don't know what my charges are, but I want a bench trial. Tampering with a motor vehicle. Throw on conspiracy to commit obstruction of justice. You scrimming for help like that, you maniac. And res and resisting arrest. No, I didn't resist you. You cuffed me instantly. I can't do that [ __ ] No, I was trying to grab the moped out of the road. You know what I'm saying? Because it was You weren't I told you to face away from me and you fled. No, I didn't. I I did my way and I saw that my bike was in the middle of the street. So I was like, you know, say I'm going to, you know, saying put it over. I was going to put it over, you know, to the right. Why do only some charges have conspiracy? What the I hate this [ __ ] penal code. Who is this? Oh my god, it's the children. Oh, you got lucky cuz you ain't conspiring legally. Wait, who is this? Is this your son, Brad? Oh, it's my personal bring your son to work day. Wait, what? Don't you have to be like at least 18 or something to be like, you know what I'm saying? He's 20. He's 20. I'm lowkey having trouble coming up from for insults with your ass despite you looking like all that. He is like 20 years too young. Why your ears green? He's like 20 years too young. Someone stole my truck, dog. You keep repeating the same joke, but ain't nobody laugh. Stop that. Tinker grab pav and I'll get the I got two reports I gota [ __ ] write up. Anytime someone ask who I am, just say he's tack law and then let that simmer. I got to get branding on this. Oh yeah, branding is important. Yeah, just say tack law. No, no longer personal attorney. It's tack law now. All right, watch your head. There you go. What's his state, Tinker? What's his state ID? All right. All your stuff is off. It's all Tinker. What's his state ID? What's your state ID? Uh, it's I want a lawyer and a bench. No, it's fine. We just need your state ID. It's 277. Did you get that? Run his [ __ ] fingerprints, Tinker. All right. You can't be lying that far. 2 2777 man. I don't 2777. This guy has caught me like three or four times already. How does he not remember? Stick your finger out, brother. That memorable pal. All right. All your subs off you, by the way. It's all a little box. Ah, yes, of course. Yeah. No, he's being truthful. It's literally 2777. Yeah, I got him. That's what I said. Yeah. All right. His charges are vandalism and resisting arrest. It's $900 in 15 months. What? How do you plead? Not guilty. What do you mean, man? Fendonism for what? I want a bench trial, guys. I want a bench trial. I don't think there's any judges available. I want the lawyer. Sup, Kyle. Legendary. Thanks for the 16 months. Hello. Hey, I need uh I need a a lawyer over to Beaver Bush. I'll be right back. This is going to be the quickest [ __ ] of my life. I need you to hurry up here. This guy's just wasting my [ __ ] time. Yep. I'm over. You're wasting my time, Kyle. Brad. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. You were stealing a car right in front of me. No, I didn't. I failed. Was trying to be a nice guy. You know what I'm saying? Legend. Oh, dude. Pills. Thanks for the twomon resub. Got [ __ ] three witnesses. Radio check. I want a bench. I need to pee. Maybe it was a bad idea ride with you. I'm just playing. Is there a lawyer on their way? What's going on here? Huh? Nobody told me to call war. Uh uh Kyle. Oh, you peeing. You peeing, little piss boy. Huh? You peeing? You peeing? A hey. Uh yo, what's going on? Hey, you peeing? You peeing, man? I bet you you're chair smells like [ __ ] Let him pee. I bet you he's wearing [ __ ] sweatpants. He's going to drizzle a little bit. He probably won't even wash his hands. Yes, he does. He always washes his hand. Hey, hey, hey. I use hand sanitizer. It's a lot more cleaner. A lot more cleaner. Can you hear me? No. Oh, okay. Cool. I tuned you out sometimes when you talk. Yeah, I do the same for you, too. So, it's mutual. Yeah, sure you do. Who are you uh waiting for right now? Doug Bennett's on his way here. Oh, okay. I got to get this guy a [ __ ] attorney. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much. Oh, what the [ __ ] is that? What the [ __ ] Cutting a tree. Oh my god. Yeah, it sounds like that for some reason. What's this paper? Aliens ate my prize [ __ ] What do you guys All right, listen. You guys understand that like soap is like good, but [ __ ] hand sanitizer is like way better, right? And it's quicker and more convenient. Like I literally just walk into my room, I [ __ ] tap the [ __ ] I got sanitizer in my [ __ ] hand. What is going on here? Anyway, you guys are [ __ ] crazy. What the [ __ ] did they tell you to do during COVID? Carry hand sanitizer. Bro, what do you think I'm doing? Pissing all over my [ __ ] hands. Listen, unlike the rest of you dirty dicks, I [ __ ] shower every [ __ ] day, bro. Now, you guys are [ __ ] stupid. I'm I'm sorry, but you guys literally are absolutely [ __ ] stupid. You guys are absolutely dumb. Like, you guys are absolutely [ __ ] stupid, bro. I bet most of you don't even wash your ass when it's itchy, dude. You guys just don't even wash your [ __ ] legs. I bet I bet in order to wash your [ __ ] feet. All right, so uh Bennett, this is Mr. Pav. All right. Uh look, uh this is the easiest thing ever. He keeps on screaming. He was an attorney. A bench tries is wasting my [ __ ] time. All right. All of us saw him attempting to steal a car and then when I told him that he was under arrest for vandalism and to face away from me, he fled and ran to his moped and attempt to flee. Oh, this is Mr. P. You guys uh you guys you guys ready to talk to him now? You got everything you need? Uh yeah. Can you give me the report so I can just see the charges? Yeah. What's your state ID? 2804. All right, there you go, Bennett. You wouldn't get seven people in a room for a court case and then ask for a mistrial, would you? Really, Gordo? [Laughter] That wasn't me, bro. I didn't say it was you. Why you getting defended? My law firm, man. Yeah, it was it was your Can we get a few moments? Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Yeah. Yeah. I'll step aside. Sorry about that. What road? What was the parallel road that we were on off Bay City? Was that Marathon? Um, let me see real quick. So, we just left the apartments, right? So, we are on North Rockford. So, North Rockford and Morningwood Boulevard and then the next cross would be Movie Star, but that's further down by Life Invader. So, it was North Rockford and uh Morningwood cuz didn't we cross? That's not intersection, dog. You talking about Marathon and North I mean, no, it would be Morningwood and Boulevard Delp Pero. We were correct. Morningwood and North Rockford both go south south. Correct. We're I'm saying Boulevard El Pero. I'm looking at the cross streets, bro. I'm looking at the crosswalk that he was at. Was he closer to the bank? Yeah. Okay. So, it was either North Rockford or Morningwood Boulevard between those two. It was definitely on Boulevard. Oh, I see what you're saying, Tinker. Yeah. Between. All right. That the block. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just looking at the might be. No, that might be that might be I'm just trying to make sure the correct crossway, not the, you know, cuz he took pictures of the bike or the car. Gives me time to like write some of the [ __ ] reports and [ __ ] Oh yeah. Yeah. So it was North Rockford. That's your cross. So it's Boulevard del Pero and North Rockford. Fred, the [ __ ] my I looked at your photo, bro. My [ __ ] mic stand just like [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. My my literal mic stand just broke. This is [ __ ] insane. Did you guys hear that? Hold on. I got another one, I think. Bro, this is crazy. By the way, you guys smell very nice, you know. What's that? What is that? Huh? Hold on. I got another one. I think you guys look so dapper, too, man. Bro, I must have [ __ ] gave it to somebody, bro. I must have gave it to somebody. [ __ ] dude. [ __ ] This [ __ ] literally just [ __ ] snapped. All right, we're ready. We're set. Hold on. So, I need another Bro, this is a pain in the ass. All right, so my mic stand didn't break. was the uh like the little thing that you like put the mic stand into. All right, I might have another one of these. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to go grab one. Hey, you're going to have to talk to someone else. I'm having technical difficulties. All right, we're ready to [Music] Yeah. I'm waiting for an officer to show up. Are you writing your report? What's going on now? I'm SAO. What does that mean? SAO attorney's office. So, what does that entail? You can charge people. Oh my god. Hey, half your [ __ ] Fred is like deleted, bro. Congratulations. Happy for you. N it's not his birthday, man. What? Come on. You want to ask him how he please? Oh, I thought you already asked him. Don't you know how he wants to play? You got to ask. No, he just got to tell me on the charges. You know how to do your job, sir? You just got to tell me if you're guilty or not. Read him as charges. Oh, that's not good. You guys are so locked into procedure. I tells you. All right. You know what, Gordo? Just because you're upset about a mis, don't take that out on me. No, no, no. Let's be very clear here, dog. I'm upset that I [ __ ] left the Richmond pool with a whole This [ __ ] literally just [ __ ] snapped, dude. All right. That's for someone to declare a mistrial, but then get mad that it's not a dismissal with prejudice. All right, that one. All right. Well, I don't know. Hey, what we talking you a breach of it. Hey Lizard, gypsy prayer here. All right, [ __ ] [ __ ] Principal vandalism resisting arrest. 15 months $900 fine. 15 or 15? 15. 15 my earbuds in. And if I plead guilty, do I get like a reduction or something? [ __ ] no. [ __ ] For You know what? You know what? Maybe that's all. I'm feeling generous. But from how your your lawyers are treating this, I don't think so. Gordo, what the [ __ ] Sorry guys, I'm answering for Kyle. Don't worry. I don't think so. You know what I have? You have a question for Kyle. I'll answer. Oh, now he's supposed to me kinker. You know what? A reductions are a police and SAO discretion about you know what is sometimes be mad at me if you if you was going to be listen I'm not the arresting officer Kyle is so if you have any questions feel free to ask him and I'll answer for how would you like to plead to those charges dog so uh hey all right tell me when you're ready all right so what are we doing here oh dude you sound Yeah I know my my [ __ ] [ __ ] snapped I'm trying to figure right now. Get get some tape. Don't worry, I'll answer for you. You do that. Take I want to know what we're doing right now. I'm just trying to figure out what we're doing right now. He's He's trying to figure out a guilty plea and how much time you want off. That's what he's doing. All right. Yeah. Give him uh 25% the standard shift. All right. Cool. You get that, Gordo? I'm guilty. Yeah, bet. All right. What do you mean? Why'd he change from I thought we were going to Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Just call for me and find out what he wants. All right. So, you're guilty. Yeah. Yeah. I got you. I got you. All right, let me see what my options. I I can't get anything unless I go get it. Stand. Just yell louder. Bro, my mic is laying on my desk like I'm some kind of [ __ ] bum right now. Like I'm some type of bum. And there's no options for me to get anything. This is insane. I'm not, bro. Literally, they have what I need and it's the only thing that's sold out. Insane. I It's the only thing that's sold out, right? No, you can't duct tape it. So, you know the little piece that you mount on the desk that you [ __ ] put your microphone into? Morning. It literally just snapped in half. Like, it literally just [ __ ] snapped in half. The clamp. Like, if it was the mic arm, I could probably like fix this. But it was the literal [ __ ] clamp. Come on, dude. Read your stuff. Study it. You clearly don't do it up on your phone somewhere. Come on, man. Study your [ __ ] I'll give them the I didn't stutter. You heard me. Study your [ __ ] Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Feel free to send me that law book so I can make correction. He's like he's like Miranda. What do you want to know? All right. You don't need to prove anything to me. Talk to your [ __ ] lawyer. And hey, if we schedule something, let's try to keep to the schedule, guys. All right. Maybe we shouldn't talk. All right, Gordo. No, our Yes, we should. No, no, no. You're on. You're on. Please. Come on, brother. Let's go. It's not my fault. Learn your [ __ ] buddy. The [ __ ] to come over begging to me like I'm What the [ __ ] He doesn't even know his [ __ ] dude. All right, I got one coming, boys. It's primary objective is All right, boys. I got one coming. Hey, who am I? Hey, who am I right now? You're probably me right now. That That's [ __ ] up. Yeah, you're probably me right now. Oh, I'm just messing in all reality. Look, I give Fred a hard time, but I love the guy, you know, over the years. Hey, Brad. Hey, what's up? Uh, so, uh, did the investigation and why that [ __ ] went. So, you taping it. What are you trying to figure something out? [ __ ] I guess. And essentially, I got three names that didn't take the initiative to break off without me telling them having to break off cuz I actively had a guy trying to stab me, which is why there gate. Did we get to the bottom of it? Did we find out? I did. I have a whole investigation. I did. Essentially, Crooks, Belle, and Ernie. Um, you call to him. Give them a warning for neglect of duty. A warning, not a shot, right? A warning. They have the name out. You don't even know how to give a shot on the phone right now. I do know I do know how like I can't give a shot. Like I can't like it's not like it's like rocket science. It's finding out where I'm talking. But you want my [ __ ] verdict or not? Listen. Do you want it? Yeah. I I need I need Why do you sound so far away from I need Cuz I All right. Listen. Fourth wall break. You know that little for your microphone? Yeah. Yeah. My [ __ ] just snapped in half and now I got to wait 15 minutes to get another one. Okay. 15 minutes. 15 minutes. What kind of plugs do you have, bro? You need to be better prepared, man. This man got plugs like that. I can't help it if I'm a If I'm a good friend that gives There's a fan that lives nearby and he's going to drive it over. Huh? You're so nice. You're so nice. [ __ ] to anybody. It's all for me. Okay. Well, I need a new one. So, send one my way off. It's all for me. That's right. Tell them. Listen, it's uh 11 1929 at the bottom of my desk. Damn it, Meadows. Where are you? I have already wrote it out for you cuz you're stupid as [ __ ] 11929. Okay. Where are you? I'm on my way. Where are you doing the presentation at, Meadows? I will come to you. No, that's not how it works. You tell me to come to a room, I sit down. Okay. Come to my office. Come to my office. Yes, I do. I decorated it two days ago. Yes, I do. Come to the skylight offices in MRPD. What are the skylight offices first off? Oh my god. Just come to MRPD lobby and I'll meet you. Are you talking about the dumb [ __ ] offices that are like there's like 30 of them in a in a Langa line? Yeah, I took an office. I'll meet No. All right. Guess what? I'm calling an audible briefing room upstairs before that we do raids at. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. You better have pictures prepared. Meadows is, listen, I'm be honest. Meadows is the type of woman that you slap across the [ __ ] mouth every once in a while. Dude, I'm sorry, Kyle. I'm really trying to take you serious, bro. And I know you got Wait 10 minutes. Tinker, you is a like this, bro. It's just like really like God. Enjoy your ramen noodles tonight, Tinker. That's all I'm going to say to you. That's [ __ ] up, bro. That's [ __ ] up. You know, I've been doing pretty well for myself, [ __ ] without your help. Have a pool? No, I don't have a pool. Let's go to MRPD, then. All right, let's go to So, what's going on over here? So, what is this thing you got going on? Listen. Situation where I got stabbed over at [ __ ] uh situation. You got stabbed. The situation where I got stabbed and surrounded at the ranger station. Tinker. Oh, today. Yes. Oh, okay. Going. Oh, okay. We'll figure it out. Oh, are you going to yell at every [ __ ] for not responding? Oh, yeah. You know how I get. Bet. Bet. Listen, I believe that people need to be yelled at and treated like they do. How else are they going to learn? So, how do I sound on a scale of 1 to 10? You sound like a a high five right now. Yeah, I have heard a lot worse. I sound like in a Philly. No, you you you literally sound like what I was doing earlier. Did you hear me? Like you're in a room. You know what I mean? And you're using your cheap ass little mic from your camera. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You sound like a laptop [ __ ] There you go. Yeah. Ron, thanks for the two years. You know what? I kind of dig it. You know what? I might change my [ __ ] up. Remember if you're new to stream to hit that follow button, join the Discord, and get your subs hit. I just had to spend $200 for this. briefing room. This is where you fire people. No, this is not Why you Why you leaving me around here, man? What do you mean? I was following, bro. If you were to fart cuz you have noise suppression on, I could hear it. Who' you get? Who you What plug you have for 15 minutes? What' you say? said 15 minutes, man. I'mma start using you for some plug [ __ ] Check one, two. Check one, two. Dude, you just sound the same, bro. It's Listen, listen, guys. Yeah. No, it's not this room. It's the other room. The other one? Oh, it's over here then, right? Oh, the situation room. Okay. The one uh the table, right, for raids? Yeah. Oh, gate. Well, well, well, well. Do you guys have pictures? Yeah, I can hear you. Cool. What are you doing? Are you doing it, too? Look, before anybody asks, I'm having some issues. You know, [ __ ] it. Let's all do it. [ __ ] it. Anybody here? Check. How do I sound? Very good. Very good. Wonderful. Hey, listen. There's a big problem here. Look, this is We're just in a big room and it's What happened? What do you mean? Nothing Nothing happened. Is this the bit we're going with today? room. You sound good. There's not enough stuff in here. Oh, not yet. Okay. No, I am. Sounds good. Sounds good. Everyone sounds exceptionally low. Fred, the investigation is complete. Okay, you're taking it too far. Too far. Back it up. Too far. Too far. Too far. Too far. Too much. All right. Give me a minute. Okay. This is my This is my presentation because I don't know how to work this whiteboard. Okay, that's all right. It's pretty good, right? Classic Meadows will have a problem with showmanship. It's all good. I think she's got it handled. If I can pregame the Meadows speech here as part of the investigation. All right. Go ahead, guys. You give people over the top. All right. You gave the right people the right investigation. Let's just say that. You gave us 24 hours. We did it in 30 minutes. Very good. Very good. I like that. I like results. I'm just going to tell you like it was light work in comparison to what we you thought it could have been. That's all I'm going to say. Oh my god, the shopping's in progress. So, it'll be here in 15 minutes, bud. You're going to be okay. I will give you the rundown and Meadows will take it away after I give the TLDD of the situation. Okay, hurry the [ __ ] out. You're thinking Well, you know, I'm being dramatic for for Jesus Christ. How are we in a rush right now? Okay. Joe has ADHD. Yeah, me too. I'm heavily medicated and also drunk. I'm medicated. All right, hold on, guys. I'm going to need you all to lock the [ __ ] in. I want to get to the bottom of PR gate here. Okay. Four days and shut the [ __ ] up. Please, please be quiet. What the [ __ ] I was actually doing really well. Shut up. Okay, shut up. That's debatable. Okay, this is boring now. How do you sound like Conan when he said that? Okay, sound like Conan when he said here's your 30 second disclosure, Tinker. Basically, there was a like a different thing going on. Pred was being held out. PR called one, two, and also three times alphas suddenly. Units gently responded. There was three units, me, Meadows, and Harp were the only people, according to our knowledge, that were doing literally anything. Therefore, Predgate, anything of importance. Yeah. Well, it sounds like you neglected to help your fellow officer who we had a we had a suspect in our vehicle. That's the problem. So, we were clear. You're [ __ ] it up, Fort. Let me talk. Ticker's asking dumb questions. We're saying asking dumb questions, [ __ ] Pred tell them to lock the [ __ ] Lock in. I need you to lock in. Okay. Sorry. Pratt calls for help two times. Okay. Nobody responds. I'm in the middle of someone trying to stab me and chasing the guy on foot. Meadows. Corporal Meadows tells people on our bank chase to break off. Okay. Before that, we already had Kevin from BCSO on the way. He went. He was the first to arrive. Kevin a number or a person? It's a person, but I can't remember. A person, Brad. I think it's Steve. I think it's really Steve. He's with the Yeah, him. He was the first person to go. He arrived. Buckshot wasn't on the scene. He was the second person to go. He took way too long to get there. However, he still did his job. Technically, the people on my scene didn't take the initiative to break off. They had to be told. Okay, they broke off. However, however, however, however, Ernie, Crooks, and Belle didn't understand, didn't take initiative to break off until being told to and then still were chasing the bank and basically [ __ ] up. They took way too long to get there. So, they all need to get a warning for neglect of duty because they're not understanding call priority and someone went down because of it. Easy peasy. TLDDR, they're on up there. Proper interviews were conducted. the punishment is. But I do appreciate your uh your uh what your [ __ ] what is it called? Investigation. Pregate. No, no. When someone makes uh when they're like uh a suggestion, recommendation recommendation. That's just what we figured out. Basically, those three didn't take the initiative to break off. They should have broke off earlier. I had to [ __ ] tell him on a radio break off while I was wrangling a [ __ ] Boss member. shit's stupid. People need to stop being [ __ ] [ __ ] on the radio. Also, I told every single one of them to stop being [ __ ] [ __ ] on the radio because all of them are talking like, "Hey guys, I'm gonna go to the uh beaver bush." No, you need to use your [ __ ] chats, dude. Gotcha. Me, Tinker, and Davies are going to go have a discussion. It's on to you now. I've got to enter my Davies can see. You're just here. Tinker. Tinker sound amazing. By the way, Tinker's not locked in, sir. Don't lie to me, Davies. You don't have to. No, you do. You sound amazing. I'm not going to lie to you. Even when I sound My only wish is this was what it was like in the courtroom yesterday. You know, you're a [ __ ] weirdo, dog. Did you see that [ __ ] in the courtroom yesterday? Yeah. I'm not going to lie to you. Is [ __ ] dumb. I ain't going to lie. Like, I'm [ __ ] So, I hear afterwards they're forcing you to use the SEO, which you don't want to use. They're forcing us to use the SAO after they f All right. It's weird, man. We'll talk about Well, as a certified officer, I'm more than happy to assist you. Just let me Sorry, what's going on? I will be your puppet. What's going on? You're a good guy, man. What's up, Davies? Yeah, I need to give an orientation to this. What can I do here? All right, so we need to discuss Fredgate and get to the bottom of this because they're recommending a warning for not assisting an officer in need that was pleading for help multiple times on main frequency. Who's recommending a warning? Meadows. She's too soft for her own. Who's getting the punishment? Yeah, we were investigating the guys B something Ernie and one other I'll be honest here. Whatever you want to do, I back 100%. Well, I think a lot of people are to blame, not just these three, but also did take initiative and come to the scene. And I like Ernie. Okay, I like that, too. Same. Ernie always backs me up and takes initiative. I can I can let Ner Ernie get away with [ __ ] up once because you Oh, everybody quiet. Fort's coming. Everybody be cool. Everybody be cool. Fort's coming. What's up, Forte? The names are Bell Ernie Crooks. Bell Ernie Crooks. Appreciate you, Forte. Thank you very much. We should give Forte a shot just for being a [ __ ] [ __ ] Did these people Did any of these people respond on the radio? Were they told who was specifically told to break off? All of them. Oh my god, that's not good. So, this is actually what happened. The only people that had a very valid excuse was me, Meadows, and Harp or Harper because we were processing, literally processing, and also getting stabbed by another VGO member. The others stories lined up, but those three were egregious negligence. Like there was a chunk of time in their stories that made no [ __ ] sense where they were like on another 80 while you were calling out. All right, so hold on. Pause. Ernie's my boy. He always backs me up. One time of him [ __ ] up. That's That's not a big deal cuz Ernie Ernie had my back all the Ernie always has my back. Honestly, Ernie's kind of Ernie was kind of honest about it. He was riding with um I think Crooks. Did you just make the Squidward footsteps out? I was thinking that was my thinking. No. I'm sorry. That was He just made the Taker. What the [ __ ] Are you locked out there? Footsteps. Just my lips. No, Squidward. It's actually a good Spongebob. Thank you. I should do a good Scooby-Doo. Go for Don't ask you for it. Continue the story. Okay, dude. If you do another impression at best, mediocre. Yeah, we're all gonna fire. That was a worse impression of Scooby-Doo. You guys want to hear? You want to hear me do a voice impression? Yeah. Fart. Fart into your mic. Oh, you sick [ __ ] burger. Okay. I think we might have hit the peak of what we're Yeah. Anyway, what was the impression? Yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Dude, you're so terrible. That was not Hold on. Hold on. I got another good, bro. I can do a Hank kill. All right, do it. Damn it, Bob. Dude, dude, honestly, you are absolutely [ __ ] horrendous. Stop glazing. No, no, not glazing. That was actually really good. Stop, dude. He That was terrible, dude. It just sounds like you're like burned. It sounds like you you like burned your tongue by eating. You guys know Courage the Cowardly Dog. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are absolute dumbass. I can do Khan. I can do Khan from uh King of the Hill, too. Oh yeah, let's hear it. Hit the ball. Go full yard every time. That's really good. You literally just sound the same and you're just saying, are you the voice actor? I didn't know you did voice acting on the side. First off, Arnold sounds like this. All right. Arnold sounds like this. John's got to get down now. That's not as good as a good grunt. All right, guys. Listen. Focus. Fredgate. Gate. Okay. Okay. So, Ernie is the only person that came in was kind of like really always backs me up. Ernie's kind of the W out of these three names. Look. All right. So, your guys department, Ernie is is clear in my book. All right. Ernie always does back me up. He has my back. He's one of the He He's a good officer that always has my back normally, right? Okay. Other two, they're good officers, too. All right. I like them. All right. But someone's got to be punished for this. All right. My It's your guys department. I'm not going to be divvying out the punishments, but I am going to be recommend recommending after the Predgate investigation. All right. I'm gonna be recommending that the other two get punished in some regard. Okay. And this is my thing that I want to say about there's an issue, right, with officers neglecting to respond to [ __ ] or do anything based off the person it is. I literally like, no lie, I don't give a [ __ ] who it is. If someone's 13 out for asking for backup or being attacked, you need to be there to help them. Yeah, I understand. No questions asked. I don't give a [ __ ] minutes, boys. Let's go. If it's PR, if it's me, if it's you, we need officers to have our backs. So, we need to make this as an example that moving forward, regardless of the [ __ ] situation. If someone 13 alphas, you need to be there. I'm I I I know what you're talking about, sir. I'm kind of sick of the same thing because what about the time frame behind there? I I radioed multiple times. I said, "Hey, I I'm being there ignorance to it there." I said, "Look, I I made it a very I I I said I need backup now multiple times and no one responded." Now, granted, here's one thing that I can admit. Did I unlock the door so they could come in? 100%. Jesus Christ. You're such a [ __ ] Oh my [ __ ] god. They still should have [ __ ] been there, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Even though you The fact is is that Did they break down the door to get to me? 100%. They broke down the door. There you go. That changes everything. That's That's a way better door to get to me. They kicked in the door at Beaverb. That changes everything. You had holding it shut, right? You were holding it shut. I I know it's probably looked like you said, "Fuck you. Stay out of my rag station, you fuckers." And they kicked it in. They kicked it in and then I fell back. I shot one of them down and shot the other one pistol whipped them. But those knives are crazy in this town, man. What are you going to do? You know why' you give me rely on your units responding? Jesus Christ. But uh I understand what you're saying there because I've seen it one too many times with yourself, Tinker, and also PR actually now. Well, more so because guess what? You guys are loud on the radio. They But all these people that are having this problem responding are softspoken on the radio. Officers when it's needed and requested. You sure do. This is this is the problem, right? People are seeing the way people are acting. Look look look look look. This is what's going on. People are like seeing how others are responding to other people but don't understand the rapport or the intentions that we have versus people that have no rapport, no intentions, and they're like, "Oh, well, it's just this person, right? I don't give a moving forward. If we see anybody in our department not assisting officers when they're genuinely asking for help or being attacked, they're getting shots. Let's make an example out of these guys." Pr really needed help right now. And I'm actually disappointed at the seriousness of this situation. It's an ongoing issue. I don't give a [ __ ] dude. Let's punish these guys. Correct, sir. Hold it as an example. Everybody's held accountable for this. Including myself. If I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ] it. I'm not going to go." What does that make us look like, [ __ ] Every time we're in a shootout, Pred is there. He's asking on radio if we need help. We joke around. Yes, but read the [ __ ] room. 100%. See, I'm a true professional. I'm not lazy. you [ __ ] Every time I'm a free in 108 and if Pred or you Tinker or Davies call out just I need a 108, I'm [ __ ] going. I don't give a [ __ ] who it is. But that's the problem is people just don't I don't get it. We're not here to like stir the pot. We're here to punish the individuals who made the wrong call based off this situation. Ernie gets Listen, I don't think Ernie should be punished though. So, the other two crooks and uh I don't think Ernie should be punished because he's de like here's the thing, right? Ernie's always got everybody's back. Ernie calls me more than any [ __ ] flight anyway. Maybe he didn't understand call priority and stuff like that. He was in the vehicle with uh as well that they should understand. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Wait, who who the other ones? It's B and Crooks. Crooks. Okay, here's the thing, crooks. Uh, hold on. Forte, can you step aside, please? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I'm not I'm not here to stir the pot or talk badly to another officer about another officer. Sorry, Forte. Um, Crooks, we are in a shootout and I was asking, we needed two others on standby for the BSK thing. Remember, Pred? Yesterday on the 1038 and it was hard getting people. We needed two more people. Crooks was out there just driving around not responding. I had to call him on radio and said, "I need you on standby." He said, "Sure." If he this guy Yeah. He said he said, "Yeah, sure. No problem." But he didn't when I was asking though, he wasn't just coming. I had to actually go on radio when he was out there just driving around. So yeah, if it's Bell and Crooks, man, they've been cops long enough. They should know better, man. Yeah. Uh I know Belle um Belle was upstairs when I I went up there to see what the [ __ ] was Brian. Yeah, Brian. Bell. Yeah, Brian. I was talking to when I was talking to Brian upstairs earlier on. He was a bit he was asking a lot of questions. So, you can come back now. You can come back one comment. It might be just it might be just crooks to be honest rather than Brian cuz like he was in the car with aware, you know what I mean? Like they need to be sat down and you say, "Listen, need to understand this type of situation is going to happen and you need to and you need to, you know, you need to make sure you do the right thing." Yeah. Here, Brian's a new hire. He's still learning. Like, I'm not joking. He's still learning how to respond constantly as well, right? Which one's uh Brian? Brian's literally just become an officer. What's his last name? Belle. Belle. Belle. Oh, okay. All right. Um, now the next action we're going to take, Forte, you can get back out on duty, man. I appreciate you, bro. All right. Hell yeah. Let me know if you guys need anything. Hey, hold on. Let me give you a praise real quick for finishing for investigating. Yeah. I don't want to have like disciplinary conversations with you know what I'm saying like I'm just trying to respect the other offic um yeah there there's a there's a clear issue happening as well sir I mean some responsibility down in the lobby while all the officers just stood there and allowed a criminal from Chang gang to come in and beat him down and just say oh it's it's [Music] to one of them what do you think is going to happen to me I'm going to get gunned down Rob, am I wrong? No, you're not. Why aren't our cops defending other officers? Be fair, I have been using the same mic stand for seven years. And Davies, I'm going to leave. I'm going to be honest. I've been using the same mic for seven years. I know six years. If you want to give him a shot, he's been a couple mic. I mean, to be honest with you, I I'm going to I'm going to bring Harmony in on this one as well because I I want her to get the experience of of doing more and more disciplinary stuff because she's a recommendation that I've made for SA anyway. Yeah, she's a cold. So, yeah, I'm I'm going to bring her in so she can deal with that aspect of it and I'll be there as witness and give her a nudge in the direction as well. But, um though, please. Yeah. Yeah, of course. I'll make sure just talk to Brian because he's new and he he's showing like he wants to learn and and he wants to know what's going on. He hasn't been doing it this long, right? No, he hasn't. But he's he's one of the very few people that I that I he comes to me continuously and he's like, I have a question about this scenario. What do we do here? And like he is very much asking like a shitload of questions all the time. So Brian, I get it. Um you deal with Brian, I'll deal with Crooks. He's a really good guy. Yeah. Yeah. Ernie and Krooks though should know better. Ernie obviously probably So Ernie Ernie normally always has everybody's back. I think it was a situation because he's only been a cop for about a month. Yeah. Yeah. I Yeah. Yeah. Ernie just needs to be like, "Hey, man. Listen, we you need to talk. You talked to him in a less stern way." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, make the decision on Crooks, you and Meadows. Just let me know what you guys decide, please. He should absolutely know better. I mean I mean I you know we're having issues like the other day he didn't even want to hey you should hit that follow button if you're new pattern I'm gonna say something like it's a pattern if if it's more than one more than one time it establishes a pattern so yeah I mean be out there like supporting the other officers ones that just want to be in chases all day and that's it. Yeah. Exactly. Like you know I get that some some people don't like going I'm not going to use the ter I'm going to use it. [ __ ] it. Some people don't like going to pings but at the same time it's part of the job. Right. Like you mix in bits and pieces of everything. Even though I'm the type of guy that likes to do my own thing, go to like I but I I go to calls when I'm You still respond. You still respond to [ __ ] Like you do your own thing, but you're policing. If it's a bank being robbed and it ain't and it ain't packed with enough officers, I have no problem showing up, taking a hostage, whatever. You know what I mean? Like we're not here to judge you based off what you're doing as a police officer, Kyle, because you you you're still doing your job. Yeah. What we're trying to it come down to is fundamentally there's an issue with officers wanting to help other officers and or do paperwork. I don't know. We'll figure it out though. There's a very massive reluctance for people cuffs on people. I've had to order people cuffs on people yesterday and that that courtroom [ __ ] as well. Yeah. There's a lot more than just going to pings. Yep. Cool. All right then. Settle. Yep. Done. I'll deal with you. Brian. Yeah. Thanks, Davies. You know what? I'll talk I'll talk to Brian Davies. You know, you know, Davies, if they made me chief, I'd probably make you my ass chief more than I would Rosa. I think Don't tell her that. She'll [ __ ] bury you. Wait, hold on. I think you would be Davies. Are you Are you like part of the whole higher end team and [ __ ] Oh my god. He might even be an improved. I never thought I'd Oh god. He does. He reminds me of why I picked Matt Rhodess to be my He reminds me of Matt Rhodess when he [ __ ] took the world by the balls. Mike is killing me, brother. My shit's going to be here in a second. Relax. Ferto Fetto, thanks for the raid. I have a court case, brother. I have no idea what's going on with that [ __ ] I got court on the 26th. I got court in two days. Nice. My shit's here. a second. Yo, Bomba for life. Thanks for the brand new tier one. Appreciate that, boss. Don't worry, the microphone will be fixed soon. I only had to spend 200 bucks to get something dropped off at my house, which means we better hit the sub goal today or I'm going to [ __ ] lose it. X right off. You don't know how that works. Yeah, I mean, but I hired him, so let's be real. Give me one second. Am I driving? [ __ ] I think he's still dealing with this [ __ ] Yeah, he's got Sheriff Underwood delivering him a What's happening? I don't know. I [ __ ] That's what I said, dog. I'm like 15 minutes. You know who I haven't seen around? Mickey. I know that he was around for a little while. Uh I think he should run for mayor here. Huh? You know who Mickey is? Gordon used to be does not know who Mickey is. I used to be his private security guard. He was uh he was the mayor for Los Santos in the last county. Oh. And I would go with him in helicopters and [ __ ] and we would do some crazy [ __ ] bro. Oh man, those days were wild. [ __ ] Yeah, good times. Oh, okay. Hey, it looks like it's it's going to be going to be another pool day at the Richmond Hotel, I think. And why? Why? It's really sunny out right now. As you can see, it's really sunny. And I got mad hoes telling me, "Hey, come to the pool." Are you really going to go to the pool? I go drop you off. It's looking like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you can drop me off the Richmond Hotel. Yeah. I was going to the pool again. Damn. Why? Because it's a great ass day outside. You think I want to be cooped up cooped up doing lawyer [ __ ] What do you mean? You're literally in the police car doing police [ __ ] The [ __ ] you talking about? Yeah, but there's mad honeys at the pool. Yo, in particular, one one mad honey who I would devote my whole life to if I could. Oh, I would. And that honey wants to go to the pool. Okay. All right. Do your thing. She got She got a fat ass Latina dog. She a fat Latina dog. She No torta. All right. But she she frozen, dog. Bro, you're so stupid. All right, locked in place. Where the [ __ ] a Richmond? Is it up here? It's up here, right? Yeah, on the right. I see it. Oh, no way. This thing kind of gets, bro. I'm not going to lie. This thing's kind of Oh [ __ ] wrong one. The Richmond Hotel, dog. It a staple. It old as [ __ ] Yeah, it's been a while. I don't go there often, so that fair. You know, I'm thinking about today. War Zone, man. I love that [ __ ] What is that? That's a video game. Oh, I played sports, dog. I played a little bit of football in high school. Yeah. Hey. Hey, we went all state 6A, dog. I was all for real. Do you know who Desmond King is? No. Yeah, he's all pro, all American as well. Cool. I bet. Hey, I'm going to have some virgin daiquiries. I'll catch you. All right, man. Enjoy it, man. See you, Gordo. That thing kind of gets it. 01 plus one. Hey guys, what's up? [ __ ] Hey, what's up? You got it fixed? Yep. Nice, man. Is that uh cost me $200 to get this handled. So, wait, hold on a second. Are you serious? Yeah, I had to I thought I thought you got it. You called up one of your friends or whatever. [ __ ] no. I [ __ ] had to buy something and it took 15 minutes, but you [ __ ] the hell. I I would think like maybe you'd have some kind of plug to get some [ __ ] like for free from like Elgato or something. Gh. Why would I want their [ __ ] I don't know because it I mean I I got a little something from them and for free and it works pretty well. You want to drive? Yeah. Yeah, I want to drive. Yeah. Okay. Where's Gordo? He went to sleep. He said some thick mommy Latina is calling him at the pool. So Hey, that's my dog. And he doesn't want to do lawyer [ __ ] all day. All right. First off, let me do a good see what's going on. Oh, yeah. You go. You go. You go. All right. We'll be in route then. 9618 will 76 shots fired in Pledo then. Yeah, that car is driving recklessly. That B-class right here. I'm looking at something right now. So, they're going to get away with it, unfortunately. No, you're all good. Let me take a look. Got a decent amount of units. All right, cool. All right. All right. Patrol begins now. Sounding normal again, man. Love it. Yeah, so am I. I wasn't feeling comfortable at all before. Hey, that bit though, huh? Made you a little bit more comfortable. Yeah. Yeah. I like when everybody sounds like [ __ ] Not when I do. Let's go arrest somebody at Al Dentes. Wow. What's going on over there? There's always somebody to arrest there. Yeah. Show me your pleasing, man. I I don't really like I've never The only time I've ever ridden with you, Fred, was when rode with me my first few weeks here. No, he did not, bro. Like, not even. I'm worried about your memory. I'm going to be honest. I I'm I really think I'm worried. Are you serious, bro? We did not ride a lot. You remember the helicopter moment? a headset said love the fake laugh tinker. Okay, ban that man. Is that one of yours, dude? Anybody with my name in it, ban them. I don't give a [ __ ] Except for green screen just put their guns away. Wait, I don't know if headsets a good one or not. I don't know. I don't know. There's like stirring some [ __ ] One of your guys said 769 plus one is 23 at 18. There we go. Yeah, I heard that one's a bad one. Yeah, get rid of that one. Bad one. Yeah. Yeah, he's the one that ruined it for everybody. Okay, banned. I had to ban one of your guys. You want to hear what they said? Ready? Hold on. Not too fast for me. And there's 23 back to the shots fire. Collect evidence. One of your said some things never changed. They all still laugh at you. All right. Hold on. Hold on. What's the name? What's the name? I don't know. PC uh said your overbite when you laugh is as big as your That is not one of mine. I swear to God. I swear to God. I don't even First off, I don't even have an overbite. All right. [Laughter] That is not one of mine. Oh no, man. Oh, I banned that guy. He's a [ __ ] idiot. Got to love stands, huh? Oh, yeah. Engine off. Danger worm 41. Hey, good morning. Worm. Who the [ __ ] said that? The tinker. Morning. 01 plus one's going to be in our traffic northbound on North Rockford. It's going to be a black color to our sports. Hey, I'm going to dispatch me to play check uh 67A VV 100. Yeah, it's one Z. Gotcha. All right, dispatch. Thank you. Hey, how you doing? Lead park ranger Kyle Prred, San Andreas State Park Rangers. 8676 38. How you doing? Got you. You mind lowering that window for me? Would love to. Hold on. Oh, I'm I'm sorry. Uh the [ __ ] was that for? I I don't I don't know how to roll the window down. The [ __ ] the matter with you? I don't know. I don't know. Wait, I don't. Get the [ __ ] out of the car. Okay. Why? Well, you don't know how to get out of the [ __ ] car either. No, I know how to. I'm just wondering why. Get the [ __ ] out of the car. You're driving around like a [ __ ] mad man. Why are you so angry? Why am I angry? I just got smacked with a [ __ ] car door. It was an accident. I said sorry. Hey, listen. He's giving me a lawful order. Step out of the [ __ ] car, man. Step out of the [ __ ] car. You got an ID? I do. Let me see it. Okay, there you go. There you go. The [ __ ] J Dominic. Dominique, sir. Jay Dominique, what's your state ID, Dominique? Uh, good question. I don't know. What do you mean you don't know what your state ID is? All right. I don't I've never done this before. You a [ __ ] illegal? No, I'm not. I'm not. All right. All right. What is ID, sir? What is your state ID? Is this your car? No, it's not. Whose car is it? Jay Dominique. It's my friend's. Who's your friend? Connor. Connor what? Connor Gerald ain't coming back to no Connor [ __ ] Gerald. Who's it coming back to? ain't coming back to Connor Gerald. Why the [ __ ] would I tell you? Look, look, look. He went to he he was going to sleep. He said, "Hey, here's his car. Go fishing and then go up north and have some fun." And I said, "Okay, I I'll do it." But why you [ __ ] lying to me, Dominique? You're scaring me. I'm not lying. Why you lying to me, Dominique? I'm not lying, sir. Dominique, you're lying to me. I'm not. I just I just I'm scared. You scared me. So, where'd you get the car from? my friend Conor Gerald. Where at? Uh, where is it? The apartments off of Eclipse. Yeah. Gotcha. It don't It ain't Conor Gerald's car. Oh [ __ ] Did he give you a stolen [ __ ] car? Oh yeah, he did. Face away from me, [ __ ] Oh, son of a [ __ ] This going in for joy riding. Give me those [ __ ] hands. You can have them. You can have them. [ __ ] animal. Got anything illegal on you? I don't know what's illegal. You got anything illegal on you, Jay? Probably. Probably. Look at all these [ __ ] lockpicks. You lying piece of [ __ ] I'm a I'm a locksmith, man. It's my a locksmith. Who you work for? Myself. It's a cell phone business. I ain't never seen You ever You ever advertise this business? What's the name? No, it's a family rent and I only do I don't You're scaring me. Is this your gun? Is this your gun? Yes, it's my gun. It's my gun. Your What about this switchblade? The switchblade is also about Any goddamn blood on this? You kill whoever was driving this car with it? No, I don't kill people. Oh, yeah. You just [ __ ] steal cars and have [ __ ] seven lock pickicks on you. I don't steal cars. And this one is visibly visibly worn to the [ __ ] nub. Worn to the [ __ ] hilt. What? What is the the knife? That's it. You son of a [ __ ] I don't I don't worm. What do we do with [ __ ] like this? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. Thrown to [ __ ] prison for life. That's right. Start walking over to the SUV. You're going to jail. I didn't I don't know what to do. You ever been to jail before, Jay? No, I've never This is like my fourth day awake. I don't know what's going on. Gotcha. And you're go That's You know what? That's your problem. You go through life all along with your head. You're going You're going to the stinker. Okay. Okay. Hey, make sure you call in a toe for that. I already got a doc the video the picture documented. Yes, sir. Northford. Thanks. Fred, worm. Hey, Tinker. How we doing? Have fun in the clinker, you thief. No, it would have been fun. Have fun in the clinker, you stinker. 195. Oh, it's so funny. Getting sent to jail by Tinker. Who's Tinker? There we go. That's my Hey, that's my partner right now. Hey, me. Oh, hey. Hey, Mr. Thomas, man. Nice to meet you, Thomas. Tinker. Nice to meet you, man. I don't know what's going on. I didn't want to I wanted to be a cop and I don't 30976 Beaver Bush 195. I know it's not going to happen. You get paid terribly. Are you kidding me? Because it's what? It was my p. It's my passion. I just I didn't want to go to I don't I don't know. What's your [ __ ] passion? Why are you crying? What the [ __ ] Because I don't have a guy. You scared me. Six out there. You ain't cut out to be a cop. You're too much of a [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, that's [ __ ] up. I That's [ __ ] up. You're too much of a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm sorry. You see me and Tinker, we're hard-hitting out in these [ __ ] streets. All right. Okay. We're [ __ ] We're hitting people with pipes over the [ __ ] head. Okay. giving people CTA CTE, [ __ ] brain contusions, sending pers to jail. Guess what you are? You're just another [ __ ] statistic criminal. That's Aren't you also just a statistic? Nope. I make the [ __ ] statistics. Now, let's get you to [ __ ] prison. Sir, I have a question. What's that? What did I do? Joy riding. Okay. And what what was used down to the bone? What were you your lockpick? One of them. You had seven of them in your pocket. You don't own that [ __ ] car. No, I don't. Okay. So, how did you get possession of that vehicle? I said my friend car. Miranda him. Miranda him. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you can afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you by the state if available. Understand your rights. I understand that. You stole a car. Stop being a [ __ ] dumbass. I didn't. Window was broken. No one gave you the car. The plate doesn't come back to the madeup that you [ __ ] Okay. Okay. Here's I I said Connor Gerald gave me the car. Did he steal it? There's a possibility that he did. Did I ask questions? You want to be a cop? Driving around a stolen car. He didn't ask questions. No, it was stolen. There was a possibility. It's hard to believe your story with all the vehicle theft tools you have on your person. I'm going to be honest. Exactly. All right. Over here. Let's get your fingerprinted. Sister, I don't know my [ __ ] state ID. I don't. Put your fingers on the [ __ ] counter. Turn around. Put them on the pads. Turn around. J Dominic 8798. 8798. That's my state ID, I guess. Let's go, you piece of [ __ ] I've only been awake for less than a week. I don't know what that is. I'm sorry. What's going on? The [ __ ] side. Get up. Get the [ __ ] up. I didn't mean to fall. Get in the cell. Okay. I can't move. Oh, grab your gun. What? What the [ __ ] Let me grab bagged up for the doc. What's your problem, Mr. Come over here, Jay? All right, face away from me. Okay, Mr. Pred. Hey, what's up, guys? 8600. I'm gonna be on a 38 with occupied four. What are you guys doing in here, sir? Yeah, I'm listening. I'm sorry if I made you angry. I I Not that you made me angry. It's that you don't know what you're doing in life. I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, [ __ ] It's a Donka and Mr. [ __ ] Path. Is that Nova? Hey, looking good. He hit me. He hit me. Listen, I'm going be real with you guys. All right. Do you guys have official business being here right now? Yes. What's that official business? Okay. Yeah. What is it? I'm sorry, sir. Should be. Should be. Man, you want an attorney? How much are they? They're free. Uh, no. I don't know. Gotcha. Look, man. You had all these vehicle theft devices on you in possession of a stolen car. How does that look to you? It looks horrible. If you were a cop, how would that look to you? Guys driving around telling you you got the car from somebody. Conveniently enough, that guy just ain't around. I could give you his phone number. Look, you know something? Maybe we'll set up a sting op and I'll talk to the judge about getting this charge expuned off your record. A a sting optect cuz I don't believe you're trying to become a police officer even for a second. I'm going to be honest. I I started the application. I was down at Mission Row. I was figuring everything out. I was trying to talk to a cop, but everybody was busy. I was I mean I was asking multiple questions. I I just I want I really wanted to be, but it's just I don't Yeah, you don't know. And that's your [ __ ] problem in life. You make me [ __ ] sick, man. A [ __ ] liar trying to pull up my heartstrings. You're going to find out real quick I don't have a heart. You're being charged with joy riding. You're looking at 15 months and an $800 fine. $800? I don't I don't have $800. Bro, why are you still crying? Oh my god. You literally did the crime, bro. Like, man, own up to that [ __ ] You wanted to be a cop. You want to be a criminal at the same time. You can't be both. Okay. Okay. Okay. Dominic, how do you plead to the charge of joy riding? I plead guilty. All right. I'm going to wave your jail time. You're going to be walking out of here today. Okay. Mr. Pred. Yeah. I didn't mean to make you angry. Listen, man. [ __ ] up. I'm sorry. You're just another [ __ ] criminal in this town. What police department did you apply to? He said he started the app. He's lying. This guy is a perpetual [ __ ] liar. I have it on I I literally have it saved. Shimmering potato with the [ __ ] Halfway done with it. Five bomb. I thought that was a 50 bomb for a second. I was about to apply to PD. You're going to Okay, got it. Yeah. Well, how am I supposed to apply? All right, let's get you walking. Let me get out my beating stick. just in case. I'm sorry, sir. What did you just say? Then let's get you out of here. I'm getting out my beating stick just in case. Come on. Okay, get moving. I'm moving. Sorry. Oh [ __ ] Hold on. I got to give him his things. They're inside your car. There's a There's a serious crime going on. They're stealing your car. No, they're not. They're clowns. They're not people. All right. Here's all your belongings. All right. Oh my god. There's a bomb in the car. Oh my god, there's a bomb. Okay, thank you. There's a bomb in your car. Oh my god. You clowns You clowns don't have access to bombs. Check the glove box. C Can I get a ride? There's a bomb in here. Oh, can I get a ride in the glove box? Oh, sure there is. Yeah, small bomb. You think it'll blow up? I just threw whatever. Probably shouldn't throw it at the building just in case. Probably should not. Okay. All right. Maybe guys, I don't know where I am. Here, man. You need to get rid of this. What is it? What the [ __ ] I don't want this. What do you All right. Hand it to me quick. Hand it to me. Okay. Hand it to me. All right. There you go. There you go, sir. What the [ __ ] Oh my god. Uh, Mr. Pred. Oh, you just saved our lives. You didn't throw it very far. Yeah, I did. Oh, [ __ ] I throw it like a kid that grew up without a dad. Jesus. Uh, yeah. All right, Tinker. One more time. That's a lot better. Oh, there we go. Okay. Hey, I don't know where I'm at. Um, [Laughter] chat, today's going to be a good day, huh? Today's going to be a fun day, bro. We got to get [ __ ] uh We need beach. Oh, I got a new member over at YouTube. Dakota. Thanks for that. That guy is crying, man. What a [ __ ] I know. [Music] I thought we're going to Alentes. Everything always stems from Alentes. It's a high foot traffic area. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, we weren't catching that car. So, uh, Peach really coming around now or what? Yeah, probably. That'd be kind of cool. I won a storm. Thanks for the three. She's a good one, man. Yeah. I'm going to get the [ __ ] bumper put on. There's been a lot of lowflying [ __ ] helicopters. Yeah, that's an issue. ATC says uh they can't even see him on radar apparently. I wonder what the uh the height is like where they can actually pick him up on radar. Uh they said there's some height limit that they have to be at. I'm curious how high though I always I almost you know the my first day I almost shot the [ __ ] gate guard. Why? Pulled out a [ __ ] pulled out a pressure washer on me. I almost got out and [ __ ] I almost shot him right from the [ __ ] car. Oh, you thought it was a gun or what? Yeah, I thought it was a [ __ ] gun and what at night? I listen I shot somebody down because they were holding the pressure washer at night. Angel, thanks for the 17 months. I mean, that's CalR. I know. You know what I mean? Slamming cars in a with a revolver, you know? Yeah, I do like I do like to grab some gear. Yeah. Yeah. Do your thing. I do appreciate that resub, boss. I'm not going to lie, I ain't never seen a [ __ ] mic stand snap like that before. It literally just popped and [ __ ] snapped. Like, it just like popped, dude. Shot [ __ ] everywhere. Dude, that was [ __ ] crazy. Then because I have these amazing cat-like reflexes, I was able just to [ __ ] catch it midfall. Not many people are like that. Dian duh, thanks for the 72 month resub. Hi. Hey KG Games, thanks for the brand new prime. Let's take a look here. Right. Everything's looking pretty good. All right. Everything's looking pretty [ __ ] good, dude. Yeah. But I got a uh I got a new vocal remedy that I'm going to be doing soon, chat. I think it's going to be good for me. I think it's actually going to help me with streaming more hours. Like I got a whole [ __ ] just thing. I'm going to be doing whole regiment. cocaine. I failed to recognize how that would help, but uh okay. And I got a [ __ ] Hey, what do you think about this, man? What's that? What if the PD had uh military access to like certain aircraft? You know what I'm saying? Like back in the day. That doesn't work. Huh? Option button. Thanks for the brand new prime. No, it doesn't work. Why? Cuz they always do something [ __ ] stupid with it. Like, what do you mean they'll do something stupid? What do you mean? They do something [ __ ] stupid with it, man. Well, I just feel like uh dispatch 501 plus one's going to be in traffic. It's going to be a black and color four-door vehicle occupied times three. Request an additional vesti and strawberry. Uhoh. Uhoh. Uhoh. Any me additional, please? Yeah, that's right. Uh oh. Engine off. Uhoh. Oh, it's Uhoh. Oh, even worse. Oh [ __ ] I said turn that engine off, didn't I? Oh [ __ ] It's cop. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Turn the engine off. Yes, sir. Yes, it's off. Oh [ __ ] I don't know who this officer is, but he's just as much of a dick. Months with this El Cop. Thank god. Someone who doesn't know who I am. Well, who are you? Nobody. Okay. Holy [ __ ] dude. They got three of you. They got three of them. Oh, you're cooked, bro. You're so [ __ ] cooked. Hey, just make sure you guys keep your hands where we can [ __ ] see him. Huh? Hey, man. No problem, dude. You ain't done [ __ ] What do you mean you ain't done [ __ ] We're just cruising around having a good time. Bro, your vehicle's banged up to [ __ ] man. Missing a hood. You got a smashed windshield, huh? Sometimes in life you bang or get banged. I guess we just got banged today. Oh, I see you're you're hanging out with the [ __ ] mariachi guy. Damn right. That's my boy. That's my ain't donating. I ain't donating to your charity. What the [ __ ] [ __ ] you, man. [ __ ] you, man. [ __ ] you. Got an illegal window tent, too. I need you to get that. What you mean? Watch his mouth. Why are you saying that? Hey, what do you mean? Spanish for Hey, let me get your ID, sir. [ __ ] me. There you go, sir. All right, Jaden. Uh, whose car is this? Uh, this is Petar's vehicle. You have permission to be driving it? Yes, sir. Let me call him. It's fine. No, I got it. I got it. You got it. You got it. All right. Y'all don't believe me or something? FaceTime him. FaceTime him. [ __ ] no. Yeah, FaceTime him. [ __ ] it. Hey, Petar. I got a guy Christopher. He's driving your car. If you didn't give him permission to drive it, I'm going to arrest him for joy ride. This guy No, I give him permission. Even though I'd love for you to arrest him, I did give him permission. Gotcha. I mean, listen, I'm not sure if you know the condition of your car. Where are you at right now, Petar? My god. Where' you say, Petar? I'm in. Oh, damn. So, listen. Your car is banged up to [ __ ] [ __ ] Missing a windshield, missing memory. It's all [ __ ] up. And he's hanging out with a mariachi guy and a child in the back. Oh yeah, that's um that's bloody um Mr. Beast from Mexico in the back. By the way, that's Mexican Mr. Beast. That's Mexican Mr. Beast. They said my money 1992. We did not know that when we asked me. He offered me candy. Listen, what I'm probably going to have to do is get your vehicle towed. I'm going to be honest. Yo, accusations [Music] candy. I'm going to have to have you guys step out of the car. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, guys, we're going to have to get everybody out of the car. Yeah, out of the [ __ ] car. And Jaden, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for what? Unroad worthy vehicle. I'm going to have to get this thing towed. Lose your [ __ ] hands right now. Face away from me. I ain't doing nothing. I don't know that guy. Don't you [ __ ] know that guy. Don't you [ __ ] move. Going for cuffs. You're under arrest, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Don't you [ __ ] move. I got one in cuffs. wrong. We ain't done nothing wrong. I have a license. All right, I'm grabbing you by your wrist and I'm taking you back to my car safely. Don't you [ __ ] move. You understand? Hey, what the [ __ ] You guys riding on people? Jamie, get those [ __ ] No, we don't know that guy. I literally told him, "Give me a ride." He was giving me We don't know. We don't know him. Not the moment, Jim. I'm going to be honest. I didn't even know he had a gun on him. Don't you [ __ ] All right. Look, I'm going to need everybody out of the car. Okay. I'm going to need everybody out of the car. Okay. Get him out of the car, bro. Get to the sidewalk. Get to the [ __ ] sidewalk. Watch your crossfire. Watch your crossfire. One reach or one move, we're going to blast your [ __ ] brains out. You understand? You [ __ ] pull anything, you're a dead man. Face away from us. Face away from us. Face away. Going for cuffs. Going for cuffs. You're all detained. All right. You're detained for our own safety. Listen, man. We broke cuffs. You broke cuffs. Stop resisting. Quit resisting. Get that piece of [ __ ] in cuffs. Sorry. It's nasty. Quit resisting, bro. Get him in cuffs, bro. I'm just natural. I'm going [ __ ] [ __ ] resisting. Get him in [ __ ] cuffs. Go for cuffs. What's wrong with him? I'm sorry. It's just natural. It's reflexes, man. Got that [ __ ] criminal reflex. Don't you [ __ ] move now. That's resisting out of giving you a ticket for an unroad worthy vehicle. All right. Don't move. Hey. Hey. I need you to tow this piece of [ __ ] over here. I don't know, man. Hey. Yeah. Jim, over here. You got a license for that firearm? I might need a Jim. I need you to tow this car. Jim, get this piece of [ __ ] to the [ __ ] impound lot. What the? Wait. Where's Jim? I'm Jim, too. Now, Jim Carch. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We can talk. Jim, get the [ __ ] out of here. Yo, Jim. Jim, get it the [ __ ] out of here. Jim. Jim, how much money, man? Just don't take the car. It's not mine. You better have a hard time explaining this to Petar. You can't do this. Unroadworthy vehicle subject to tow. What's your state idea? What do you mean it's unro worthy? He said let you drive. I'm compounding with you guys, man. Let me just take it to the shop around the corner. The tow truck and go pick it up from the impound. It a This ain't a good look for me, man. You serious? It is a terrible look. Come on, man. Terrible. You guys are doing me wrong. You guys are doing me wrong. Sit down. You're going to get a ticket for a bro. Listen. He tells me to bark at a ticket for brandishing a He tells you how to jump and you say, "All right. Here's Hey. Hey, Jaden. Here's your ticket. All right. Me $900." What is it? 900. Tuck that in your waist. All right. Let me get you out of those handcuffs. You're not serious. $900. I mean, it's all right, Jaden. Hey, you have a fun time. Hey, get that uh get that young man out of handcuffs. I'm having a fun time walking home. You're getting a citation. Hey, you're going to have a fun time talking to [ __ ] tellarit. And make sure you mark it non-tra. Make sure you mark it non traffic. I got non traffic. Yeah, I got it. You giving him a brandishing charge. There you go. There you go. Brandishing for $1,000 fine. Here you go. Here's your ticket. Here's your ticket. $1,000 fine. Hey, Jaden, you have a fun time with Mexican Mr. Beast. All right, there you go. Are you guys raising water? All right, face away from me. Face away from me. You hear me? Have a good day, gentlemen. Yeah, whatever. Get out of my face. Hey, Jaden. What do you want? Enjoy your walk, [ __ ] [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Hey, good work. We really showed them. It's how you handle business. You know, the other day I turned into the wrong lane and a guy ran through a stop sign and struck my car and I sent him to jail for it for like [ __ ] 90 months cuz he had like I actually love that, dude. I love that we're actually giving tickets for like traffic citations, violations, you know what I mean? that cops would normally just ignore and just go to bank jobs and [ __ ] you know? Yeah, man. It's real policing. Yeah. I feel like we lack that. Every place does. I mean, we used to do a lot of this kind of [ __ ] back in the day, you know? Look at this guy. Negligent driving, huh? Incorrect lines of travel. Engine off, sir. Turn the engine off. Get off the radio. Off the [ __ ] radio. That's a long Yeah. Get Get off the radio, man. Hey, 501 plus one's going to need some back, sir. Turn the [ __ ] car off. Get off the [ __ ] radio. Can you run me additional, please? Don't you [ __ ] move that car, man. Get off the phone, too, man. Put the phone down. One minute. One minute. One minute. What do you want, man? Dispatch me to plate check 8V XE [ __ ] 5 84C. Oh, that was E. Hold on. That was 5e E, not E5. Gotcha. All right. Thanks, dispatch. All right, sir. What's going on? The [ __ ] you doing? You're all over the place, man. Got banged up windows. What are you talking about? I'm parking up. Parking up? What do you mean? You're like driving all over the [ __ ] road on the sidewalk and the [ __ ] going on? Not over the [ __ ] Wait, now you're in a [ __ ] alleyway. This ain't intended for Is that an issue? Yeah. Yeah, it is an issue. Why'd you get the mask off? Why is it an issue? Why'd you take the mask off for? Get the mask off. Why did you get the mask off? You died down. You tell me who you are first. Lead park ranger Kyle Pred. Badge number 309. Get the mask off. Oh, yeah. I know. I' I've heard about you. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. Get the [ __ ] mask off. No, sir. I'm not going to tell you again. I don't want to escalate this time. All right. Get the mask off. Oh, yeah. Well, you say awful order. The last time I'm ask I'm going to have to I'm going to have to tase you. You can take me in there and kick the [ __ ] out of me, right? All right. What are you saying, sir? Get the mask off. Okay. All right. All right. You got an ID? Not on. What do you mean you don't got an ID on you? What's your name? Jason Crow. Uh, run. Uh, hey, run for uh, run the database. Jason crew. See if we get any. All right, Jason crew. Do it from the car, Tinker. Do it from the car. Oh, yeah. I got you. I got you. Yeah, I'm going to go in the database in the Go in the database. Yeah, I got you. Run for a [ __ ] Jason crew. Yeah, copy. Let's get one more unit over here, please. 108, is your car? Yep. How long you had it for? Uh, 6417. Jason, crew. a little while now. Is that your state ID? 6417 boss. Hey, you got a mug shot? Nope. Nope. Ain't no mug shot. No. No prior arrest. Uh looks like he's going to have a bunch of traffic citations though. You're going to need to exit the car. Wait, really? Yes, sir. We're unable to identify you. You need to get out of the car. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Got anything illegal on you? I think so. What do you mean you don't think so? I don't know. What do you [ __ ] class as illegal? Weapon. Illegal weapon. I've got I've got a weapon on me, but it's registered. Okay. All right. All right. That's fine. I'm placing handcuffs for my safety. We're going to get your fingerprinted. Yeah, you got it. Your face away from me. All right, let's go. We're not patting him down. We're just going to take him to get fingerprinted. Sounds good. All right, we're going to take him to get fingerprinted. Can I ask the reason for the uh determent arrest? What the [ __ ] you want to call it? Uh negligent on driving in a unroadworthy vehicle. All right, units that are here, I appreciate you. You guys want to break off? You are going to be getting a ticket for operating a motor vehicle without a license as well. All right. Hey, are you guys sufficient on this chase? Are you guys sufficient on this chase? Hey, are we clear to pass through here? There's a bomb right there in the middle of the road. Oh, it's a bomb. Oh, there's a [ __ ] drop away then. What the [ __ ] bomb? If you're sufficient on this, can you guys find attack, please? Oh, someone away from me. What the [ __ ] Get away from me. All right, copy. Find us. Find you guys attack, please. We have multiple situations. Whoever's arresting me, right? Wait. So, who's arresting me? You all You're not arrested. You're not arresting me. You just Well, you just detain everything, right? Yeah, we're getting you fingerprinted. Getting a mug shot in for you so you don't have this problem again. All right, that's fine. Yeah, you're just getting a couple tickets, that's all. Okay. All right. You don't have any reason to believe you're a threat. You're not under arrest for anything. That's why. Hey, what's up? Leave park ranger Kyle PR. How may I help you? Well, I told you that there was a bomb in your car. Yeah, I just grabbed it and threw it into the woods. What? No way. Malfunction. You didn't like leave like a note of paper in there with like [ __ ] instructions or anything, man. What the [ __ ] You know, I can't write. I just [ __ ] grabbed it and threw it out, man. My god. Yeah, it is cowb bread. Come on, buddy. It's not at the front desk. Wait, you already processing somebody else again? Hey, look. Look, I'm doing Listen, I'm hard. This is my third person I process rest in you. My god, you're working too hard, man. You need like a vacation or something at this point. Unlike you, I listen. Unlike you, I [ __ ] do my goddamn job. No, you don't. I don't have a job. [ __ ] you, Mr. Palf. He doesn't do his job. All right, let's get your fingerprinted. All right, I'm going uncuff you. All right, put your hands on the counter. Yeah, I'm gonna put the I'm going to grab the data pad. Let me reach over. Grab that. All right, put your hands on that. We're going south. Los Aunas radio check tattoo. All right. Okay, Davies. Just for my own sake so I can feel better. Um Ernie 10100 in this class 2. I'm now driving. When are you going to stop doing? All right, Jason Grew. All right, here. Look at me, Mr. Crew. We're going south Ala Street. Let's get the hat off. You guys good? Really? Why? Mom, take the hat off. A local bike just blew up for some reason. You're gonna start answering my questions, though. Get the hat off. We're gonna break off. Yeah, I'll take the hat off, man. I'm just asking a question, bro. What question? When are you going to start doing your job? I do my job. How many Okay, bro. Please, man. Enough with the [ __ ] [ __ ] I literally I literally messaged you the other day about about the clean up in Mirror Park, bro, and you still haven't [ __ ] done it. You told me to [ __ ] text you. My bad. I have 150 unread text messages on my phone. It gets pretty backed up, bro. I'm hearing all sorts of [ __ ] [ __ ] about you, bro. Like, I'm I'm just glad we're not going into the cells cuz I I wouldn't feel safe to be honest with you. Why is that? Why wouldn't you feel safe? You're good. You're good. Word on the street gets around, bro. Upper the word. It's all right. I not saying [ __ ] [ __ ] you know. All right, vehicle. Let's get get ready. Driving without a license be crap. Okay, that's [ __ ] wonderful. They're They're swap. They're going to get ready to swap. They're going to drop down. They're dropping down strawberry storage. Both of them. Both of them. Hey, here you go, crew. All right. You enjoy this ticket going down right now. I will though. Thought you were. See you later. Let's get out of here. All right. Good [ __ ] I'll stay back at the vehicle. Okay. You want you go for it? Yeah, I'll go. I'll go. Hey, Cheese. Good to see you, man. Good job, Forte. Thank you. Wait, they diffused the bomb. Uh, they're going eastbound. He's got to walk all the way back. I believe it's a black vehicle, correct? It's Ronnie Ronnie. Oh, you know Marcus, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Marcus Wade. Yeah. He said he hates you. I believe that white hair. How does he hate you? What happened? He killed Vic. Oh, did he really? Southside last scene. I think they just hit What? What happened there? What? Like, tell me like the background from that. I don't know. Carmine told me. You get it from Carmine. Carmine doesn't shut the [ __ ] up about it. Yeah, I think they hit Covenant. They cleaned this up pretty fast, didn't they? Yeah, they did. Yeah, it was just here. Now it's gone. Look at that guy. Huh? Ran a red light. Second red light right there. That's red. Oh, he knew already. He knew. Look, it's about to be the same guy from earlier. We're looking like for that vehicle that you got back there. I'm holding the vehicle right now. Window down. Everybody's got a car with broken windows around here, huh? Yeah, man. It's uh Dispatch, play check 6R. Come on, don't do that, Brad. All right. Gotcha. All right. Thanks, dispatch. Oh, okay. Okay. And he's with Tinker, too. Okay. Hey, Mr. Dank Leaf. I know this ain't your car. Hey, Mr. Dangley. I know your car. Yeah. What you doing with this, man? What you doing with this, man? Uh, going getting from point A to point B. What does that mean? What is that? What is that like a thing in life? Is that like a thing in life? I think it means I'm giving you the car and walking, doesn't it? [Laughter] [ __ ] no, Reed. Come on, Eric. Hop out of the car. I'm going to need you to face away from me. Okay, hop out of the car. I'm going to need What for, man? Joy riding. You got an ID on you? You got an ID on you? Of course I do. Let me see it. Let me see it. I I don't have it on me. Perfect. All right, Reed, I need you to hop out the car. Come on. Perfect. Hey, D Reed. I'm going need you to hop out the car for me. God damn it. Hey, Reed. Yeah. Face away from me. Face away from me. All right. [ __ ] animal. [ __ ] animal. It's another one. Hey, good job. Oh, [ __ ] Brad. You got to get [ __ ] up every once in a while. Yeah, I know. I know. Hey, take a photo of the car and document it. I got you. Can't even enjoy my [ __ ] Reese's cups, Reed. Well, you didn't have to pull me over. Wait, hold on. Do you put them in the fridge? Uh, I did. I used to. I don't anymore. I'm lazy. Oh, you you start doing it again, man. Oh, I used to put in the fridge Pop-Tarts. All right. 501 plus one tribound. Thank you. Oh, you're a horrible [ __ ] person. Why? Appreciate it. Thank you. What the [ __ ] are you doing? Your mouth so good. You know what's really good with the races in it is the Benny can spray blood on the walls like gold. What is that ice what is that ice cream called? I can't even [ __ ] um rum. Rocky not not not rocky road but uh the other one. I love Rocky Moose Tracks. Moose Tracks. Yeah, that one's fire. N I like Rocky Road. Yeah, I like Rocky Road. What you say about Asmin Gold? What' you say about Osmin? I was gonna say, you know, I like the frozen Charleston Chew because it cuts up my mouth and then I can just spray blood for my I don't think I don't think Tinker knows what a Charleston Chew is. Really? Charleston Chew. Isn't that a a bar? Like a candy? It's not It's not a bar. Not a bar. It's a stick. Yeah, it's Yeah, whatever. It's a stick. It's a stick. Hey, the [ __ ] Where the [ __ ] you dumb clowns are going? Are you guys on every traffic stop we're on? What the [ __ ] going on? These guys just follow you all day. I'm shooting you, dude. I'm over the hill. Uh, lead park ranger Kyle P. How may I help you? God damn it. You cleaning up the streets, you know, picking up litter, stuff like that instead of targeting drivers that are completely legal. What do you mean? I don't target legal drivers. Well, you just targeted someone I know who is a complete illegal driver. Oh, shut the [ __ ] up. You don't know [ __ ] about dick, criminal. Shut the You don't know [ __ ] You don't know [ __ ] about dick. You [ __ ] criminal piece of [ __ ] Well, well, your mom knows about my dick. 45 years old. Your mom knows about my dick. How about that? That's supposed to be a three, not a four. Down. Hey, hey, listen here, fella. I want you I want you to know something. Okay. [Music] I'm going to catch you [ __ ] breaking the law and then I'm going to send you to prison. Come get me. Come get me. I'll tell you what I am now. You [ __ ] He's on the phone now. All right. Asmin Gold. Oh, very good. It was a good Asmin Gold joke. Are you like Asmin? Did the crackdown on Viewbots affect you, Pre? No, I don't have that problem. Listen, Fred's an OG. He doesn't have that issue. Okay. All right. All right. Let's head inside the cell, Reed. All right. All right. Bet you got something illegal on you, too, don't you? I don't know. Maybe. Probably 100%. So far so good. The [ __ ] You ain't got nothing illegal, Reed. Wait, really? You're [ __ ] boring now, man. I wasn't going to say it, but you're [ __ ] boring now. You wonder if that's why I surrendered. Face away from me. All right, listen. I'm just going to be charging with joy riding for a guilty plea. I'm going to wave your jail time. You'll be free to walk out of here. Guilty. [ __ ] it. And then what I'm going to do is leave your lock picks on you so I can catch you doing it again and repeat the process. But then I'm on parole and you can actually send me to jail. No, I don't do parole. No, too lazy. I thought about setting it up. It's just I have to get more people than just myself to do it. Hey Brad, listen. I'm uh I'm starting a kidnapping business. If you ever need someone abducted and dropped off to you in a shady van by men in Balaclavas, give me a call. Perfect. All right, let's get you out of here. Reed, come on. You're free to go. You need a criminal kidnapped and then dropped off for you so you can arrest them. I'll do it. Well, you want to be like a bounty hunter? No, I'm a kid. No, I got the perfect job for you, Reed. Listen, for the for the court cases, Reed, listen to this. For the court cases, they're going to start serving people notices. Oh my god. You'll be able to [ __ ] be a process server, hunt people down, and serve them notices to appear in court. Oh my god. I can wear wacky disguises. Yeah, you can. I don't know if it's something you know. No, you're free to go and you're not boring. You're just I see you're all alone, so you're just easy pickings. No, I mean it's the weekend. We're not around on the weekends, so I'm just chilling. Okay. All right. We usually stay in our apartments on the weekend. Just chill. You know how it is. Gotcha. Gotcha. Just a couple gay boy bros hanging out doing Yeah. Yeah. A couple gay old boys just horsing around. Just horsing around just wrestling. Horsing around. Listen, it's not there's a girl in the middle. Just, you know, just start rubbing each other. Yeah. Like I rubbing each other, massaging to get out cramps after a hard workout. And instead of situps, just hot dog it. Well, I mean I mean you don't have to hot dog it, but I mean, you know, everyone is prone to cramping, Fred. Oh yeah. You need to exercise proper muscle massages with the bros. Hey, you know what? What about skateboarding? Does that massage muscles? No. No. You really got to get in there with your hands and just get in deep in there to really get out those knots. What are you saying? All right, Reed. I hope you enjoy your day. Thank you. Take it easy. Have a gay old day. Thank you. Can I get a ride to a car? No. No, no, you're not getting a ride to a car. You're discriminating against me because only if you're a suspect, you can ride in this vehicle. I'm discriminating against you because you're a criminal. He said he said you're discriminating. Why? I don't know. I didn't hear saying about discrimination. JS, thanks for the brand new tier one. Hey, I forgot to ask you. Did you guys catch any like do you actually capture any ghosts or no? Nope. I I woke up in the middle of night one night and I was like, "What the [ __ ] is this?" It was all fake. Oh, was it really? Oh, okay. Yeah, we just walked through the woods. Those stories were AI generated. Well, I mean, I don't even know what you guys were talking about. I was like for a brief moment you were like in a car riding home or whatever front of a fire hydrant. That was good. AI generated. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? All All the best stories are AI generated nowadays. You know uh you ever seen the movie um Oppenheimer? Completely written by AI. Uh, we park ranger Kyle PR. May I ask who's calling my phone? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Who is this? It's the clown. The clown. My name is Harley. And you just said a really bad thing to me earlier. I don't appreciate it. I want a apology from you, mister. I don't know who the [ __ ] Harley is. I I never even saw a woman named Harley in my life. A you did you're you and your friend call me a goddamn clown. I'm a Harley Quinn. It's a big difference. Harley just another word for a clown. No, it's not. We're two different things. I don't know. A clown is meant to be made fun of. A Harley Quinn is meant to serve up a Harley Quinn. Got it. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. And guess what? Kyle Pred. What's that? Nothing pops up. There's a new clown in town, but it's going to be you. Person doesn't exist. What is going on, man? You got all these people like like following you in a blue car. You got people calling your phone or [ __ ] Am I missing some context here? It's called being popular, man. Like, what the [ __ ] dude? He said it's called being popular. What are you talking? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, you get phone calls like all day. I literally missed five phone calls while we were doing that reader, bro. I got no phone calls. Oh, man. Catching that [ __ ] Yeah, I looked up Harley Quinn. Nothing. No, a Harley Quinn. Oh, Hara. Let me see. Har. Listen, real simple. To start type, just type the word in Harley Quinn. Be like definition of Harley Quinn. It'll solve it for you. Even if you misspell it, we'll find out. I'm looking right now. Nothing's harmon. You dumb [ __ ] How am I dumb? You're a [ __ ] goddamn Listen, remember when you said in regard and then I said the R word to you, dude, you're so stupid, bro. Hey, what's going on, boys? Hey, what's going on? Not much. Not much. Hell yeah. Dennis, you got chips? No. No, I don't. I'm just saying after storm 15 minute slot session. See who makes the most. Oh, we can't gamble at the casino. No, but we can still gamble at the station. But you probably don't pay attention when the [ __ ] game warden speaks because you spent the entire time disrespecting him. Only No, only one of those slot machines works. Well, you have two minute intervals. He goes on for two, you go on to Wait, what do you mean only one of them works? You can't sit down at the other one. Tell Bird to fix it. He tried. He couldn't. All right. All right. Okay. Got a photo shared with me. I don't know what the [ __ ] this is. A picture of some Hey, Tinker. What's going on? Um, listen. I need to get out of this proby uniform somehow, but I don't know anybody in BCS, so I'm going to be honest. You said what? I'm sorry. I was talking to myself. What? He needs a promotion. I need a promotion, but I don't know anybody in BCS. So, I'm going to be Why would we Why would Why do you deserve one? Just a proby cuz I ran 5,000 into 500. Who is this? Who is this right here? It's Paulo Connor. Tinker. Paulo Connor. Have I met you before? Oh my god. What the What the me right now? What the [ __ ] Oh my god. Didn't you just give me like 20 subs the other day? What the what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Don't worry. I got you. I got you. Don't worry. I like money. I got you. Me, too. Me, too. Don't tell him. Wait. Wait. Shut up, Worm. You deserve to be poor. You're the lowest ranking of us all. Listen. Hey, stop mooching off my friends. I gave Pred 50. I ain't going to lie. What? Yeah, he likes me more than you. Listen, I may I'm getting you back. Don't worry. On a different way. What the [ __ ] dude? Listen, I went on a [ __ ] player ride of the century the other day. All right. Not me. Not since 2022. I went on a [ __ ] five,000 5K to 25,000 in less than 30 seconds on the on a player ride. What the [ __ ] about me? I'm going to need a tip. I'm going to need a tip. Listen, I just giving out tips like you should have bought You should have bought the dip, man. I made crazy money. Oh, no. No. Listen, I don't want to talk about it right now, but like he can tell you some [ __ ] Fred. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, listen. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to talk about I've been killing it lately on Not me. Yeah, I've been getting dog 50 to listen. I'm just playing with you, man. I went around. I gave a bunch to a lot of people. All right. A lot. I'm playing with you. You're good. I get it. I get it. I'm on the lower. Total [ __ ] though. I get it. Pay it forward. Pay it forward. I'm going to get you when you're on a so you get it all. No, you're you're funny, dude. I'm just playing with you. Yeah. But real really though, brother. I'll talk to somebody for you. I'll see if I can talk to somebody because you've been around for a minute. You just got to start waking up a little bit more. That's the only issue. Yeah, I've been I've been waking up every day now. Oh, really? Okay, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, I've been around every day now. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'm I'm trying to kick this gambling addiction that I got. Okay. Yeah, good luck. Good luck on that one. So, this man, though, honestly, what's your like position over it? It's getting tilted and being able to control what happens after your position over there. You want to hear something disgusting? I'm a partner. You have a maybe I could talk to you for a few minutes. I'm lead park ranger Kyle Brett. I was down 38. I'm happy to win. Not about any case related information. I did win. I did win. I would never do anything that would violate any of your lawyer client confidentiality. That would be illegal for both of us. Well, let me let me talk to some people. General questions around a certain judge pertaining to a relationship with some of your uh with some of your employees and it doesn't look good for your business. Oh, you're not going to want to talk to me about that. I I literally don't have I I'm just a cell rep guy. Yeah, but I mean partner over there. How many partners are over there at the Obsidian Law? I think we have five partners and three managing partners. Do you mean you wouldn't have any information about like any type of potential relationship between your partners and a certain judge? I I wouldn't. No, literally. I do. So, how about this? How about I make you aware of what happened and then you tell and then I'll just make you aware of what happened. Where you at? You got an office? Uh, I'm at I'm at the front of PD. All right. All right. Uh, how about this? I'll come uh pick you up and then uh we'll go have a chat. How's that sound? All right, that sounds good. We'll just actually we'll just snag an office at MRPD. All right. Yeah, that's fine. All right. Bye. You're not going to believe what happened to me yesterday. Hold on. I got two [ __ ] phone calls while I was making Hello. Hello. This is lead park ranger Kyle Bread. I have two mis calls from this number. Hey, so I went on vacation and like totally lost my key to your apartment. Do you think you could get me a new one? What do you mean you lost your key to my apartment? I don't know who the [ __ ] you are. It's Noodle. It's your future wife. Noodle? Noodle? Oh my god. Dona Dona. You said that and I said, "Call me noodle." Yeah, I took it away because you weren't doing anything. I have a third wife. What do you mean I wasn't doing anything? I went away on vacation. Hey, you didn't give me a heads up on that. I thought you just lifted my [ __ ] cabinets and got the [ __ ] out of there. I'm pretty sure you stole my [ __ ] AC unit. Hey, Mr. I don't steal [ __ ] I hear all your goddamn [ __ ] clown fiends in the background. My [ __ ] my [ __ ] apartment ain't some clown wh house. I'm I'm watching the TV right now. You ain't watching the TV? They literally said Mr. Pred. What? What? What? What? [ __ ] You're on the news. You're on the news. I do believe that. I mean, that's actually very believable. I am a big deal. Where's that guy that removes his mask? Why don't we all go to your apartment and watch the news together and watch in a bit? All right. What? Give me a call. Save my dunka. Dona dona dunk. I was calling him. Clown. Wait, didn't they live with me? You didn't get into it. All right, there we go. I gotta talk to this guy real quick. Hey, do your thing. You're good. Shit's important. Hey, let's go grab an office, man. Okay. Seriously, Larry, is he seriously just talking about that now? Yeah, he was just talking about He's going to look weird as [ __ ] if I go talk about that now, though. You know what I'm saying? Nice face tattoo. I can tell you don't want a job. You could just dick him. Just go over there and take over the conversation and be like, "This guy's never done it before. I did it for years. Come on, buddy. Do the Kyle Pred way. Big dick. Gotcha. So, uh, I got to make you aware. I feel like I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you aware of some of the stuff that's taking place, right? Yeah, I see. You're a partner over here. Anybody that's like u more more informed. We're going to borrow Chief Foo's office. Okay. All right. I got to take my shoes off. [ __ ] Yep. You've been there before. You know how it goes. You can use my office. Are you just doing Yours is upstairs, though? Yeah. Yeah, I see what you're saying. More convenient. Got it. Yeah, I would have snagged this one. Yeah, this one's good. You don't have to remove your shoes. I am respectful to Chipu. I do what he asks. All right. So, this isn't me asking you for anything. I'm just seeing if you're aware, right? All right. Are you aware of the Tony Gillette case stuff that's going on? No. As I told you on the phone, I I literally do the pro bono and Cellre side of this. I'm basically here to find and cultivate new lawyers. Yeah, I got you. But you still are, you know, you work over at Obsidian Law. Yeah, I do, but I I stay in my lane. We do have lanes. We are structured very soundly. All right, I got you. So, I mean, do you not want to be made aware of what's going on? Do uh give me one second to look at something. Yeah, you take your time. What in the DOJ is going on, bro? You should What's this meeting for? The court case last night was crazy. Uh, you'll find out, Tinker. All right. Sorry about that. All right. Um, so what do we got going on? All right. So, essentially, right, your firm's representing a guy Tony Gillette. All right. There was a court case yesterday. Judge uh Sydney. You familiar with that guy? Red hair ponytail? Uh, yeah. I know Sydney. Yep. All right. Judge Sydney basically uh ruled a mistrial because council was like arguing with each other, right? So the plaint both sides were arguing with each other. So he ruled a mistrial. Okay, I'm not going to get into the technicalities and the logistics of the whole court case. All right, but here's what I want to make you aware of. All right. So, just Justice Sydney is the guy who sat on the appeal of like the guilty plea case, right, for Tony Gillette and as well as thee uh the actual like case appeal. Okay. All right. And uh essentially before both of those happened, I wasn't made aware of which is another weird thing because Justice Sydney, I mean any seating judge could look at that and be like, where's the opposition to clarify the other side of the story? The SAO didn't bring anyone here. How can I allow this to go to trial? Right? Uh didn't, you know, it was a whole it was a whole [ __ ] up thing. All right. So, essentially me and Croc, all right, who are a part of the lawsuit, right? We met with uh your Tony Gillette and his legal team, your lawyers present, right? Because it wouldn't look good if we were approaching people, talking to him without their attorneys present. Okay. Right. All right. We meet with them. We're trying to talk details. We're trying to talk uh you know, we're just trying to simply talk a deal, like you know, work out a deal without going to court. All right. All of a sudden, your people who I'm going to be honest, they strike me as very uh first off, the tactics and stuff that they use are unc are very uncou and I would say almost the verge of being illegal. like uh I would almost I I would literally probably almost go that far given the court case, but no, nothing's probably going to happen there. All right, so we're having a conversation. All right, your people over at Obsidian Law start shout. It was like Raven Holloway, few other people. I'm sure you can find out who's like working the case, right? Yeah. Um No, I'm looking at it. I'm just not gonna Yeah. Yeah, you got you talk up. speak up. Yeah, I'm I can see it. I'm just not gonna like All right, so I'm not gonna essentially No, we're have we're sitting down. We're having a discussion with these people. We're trying to work out a deal. All right. All of a sudden, your people just start yelling. This is witness tampering. All right. Just this is this is witness tampering. What you're doing is witness tampering. All right. They called the judge. All right. They called the judge that sat on both of these appeal cases, right? He was already He was already sitting on these. He was already assigned this [ __ ] right? They call this judge and if he wasn't assigned this and that's an even bigger deal, right? They called the judge up and literally are conflicting the judge right outside of Alentes with the negotiations, showing that. All right. And we got photographic evidence of this [ __ ] All right. And the thing that just bothers me is that the judge himself, right, the justice himself rather, and the [ __ ] people, your people, don't think this is wrong would occur. In what reality do you think that a judge who's supposed to have a way like an unbiased opinion should be called when the legal council's gathered to try and talk terms, you know, conditions pre-trial like without going to trial. You know what I mean? You know, it's not like we're uh getting witness, you know, testimony from someone that can't show up, you know, which a judge would have to be present for. But how the [ __ ] do you think this looks to us? I'm going to tell you how this looks. It looks uh Yeah, tell me. I'm going to be honest. It looks it looks extremely and I mean extremely [ __ ] corrupt not only of your people but the justice himself. What's up bird? I wouldn't I wouldn't use the word corrupt in what word would you use when people are judicial might be something I would like. So hold on. So, what what would you use for that situation where people call the sitting judge to show up and then they pull him aside to have private conversations? Hands down, that shouldn't happen. Period. And then that judge, that justice rather, guess what that justice is doing? Y that justice is ignoring uh is basically looking at this case posted by the SAO and ignoring like all types of [ __ ] and allowing [ __ ] to go to court and allowing someone to overturn a guilty plea without without asking questions to the AOS like what type of justice is allowed to make this type of decisionm like I mean anybody can sit down right man this is and be like this [ __ ] up. I mean, we we should I would I would say that you would definitely have a grounds to conflict out that judge. That that shouldn't happen. I don't think I just have grounds to conflict out this judge. I think I have grounds to [ __ ] arrest him for corruption if I'm being honest with you. I mean, damn. Hey, hey, hold on real quick, clown. I'm a Nova's got one hot body. I'll tell you that much. Who's Nova? Oh, I've seen Kyle in the [ __ ] locker room. penis is [ __ ] tiny. You ain't never seen me in the locker room. You were, brother. You couldn't even get a job when I was in when I was a cop. Yeah, Wade, you couldn't even get a [ __ ] job when I was a cop. I ran through the door of a poor Kyle and his dick still beat me. [ __ ] [ __ ] What is going on outside, Fred? Is this like a natural thing? I don't know, but there's a there's a They've been following us all day in a blue car. I'm not even joking. the imposttor out there. Got it. So, it's like I want to I just want to make you aware of this [ __ ] All right, man. Yeah, I appreciate you making me aware of it because I'm I'm going to look I'm going be honest with you, man. This is my first my first Listen, here's the thing. Look at this justice. This justice overturns a a guilty plea without thinking, hey, it's kind of [ __ ] up if the arresting officers ain't here like like key witnesses, right? from an unbiased perspective, right? And then on top of that is just throwing the [ __ ] case out yesterday for [ __ ] mistrial, wasting everybody's [ __ ] time over some [ __ ] Like, I'm going to be real with you, brother. This thing don't look good for him, but it also don't look good for your guys. Oh, I know how to do it. I know how to do this, Dennis. Here's what you do. I get that. My role my role in my position at at you know my law firm is I'm the PC guy. And if you have PC for that judge, that justice, I would encourage you to proceed. I really would because that's all I give a [ __ ] about is getting it right and getting it done. No, that's literally I mean government corruption is a big deal. Death for $5,000. Yeah, it is a big deal. Uh, I mean, the last time it was pushed, it was a graph charge and that got overturned. So, I just, you know, get your ducks in a row. Make sure you do it right. Listen, here's the thing. I don't need you to tell me how to do my job. I'm just making sure that you [ __ ] are aware of what's going on. I'm aware and I'm not telling you how to do your job. I'm just preparing you for eventualities. All right. I got you, man. Well, I appreciate you talking to me. I listen, I suggest you start talking to your partners over there. Okay. I am going to be doing that right after this conversation. Thank you so much, buddy. I'll be right back in the room there. Bird and Tinker, I'm staying. I stood on Bird. I feel bad. What's going on, Bird? How are you, man? Catch you later, buddy. All right, Brad. Good [ __ ] man. Thanks for uh hanging out today. Hey, no problem, man. Hey, there's some serious [ __ ] Listen, guys. There's some serious [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] that's going on with that whole Justice Sydney guy. Yeah, it sounded kind of like riding the line of almost borderline like corruption. It's not riding the line of it. It generally it genuinely sound like is very is very crim empathetic. It's not about being empathetic. It's about the fact that this guy has like bismerched the case but continued to [ __ ] work on it and then between his actions on everything. I mean, look. Hey, perfect timing. Yeah, that court case yesterday was [ __ ] wild, chat. I still can't believe my [ __ ] mic arm broke or the little [ __ ] the little [ __ ] mount [ __ ] piece broke. Chat, remember, if you guys are new, hit that follow button, join the Discord, and get your subs in. Okay. All right. Make sure make sure you guys get your subs in. If everybody in here gifts one sub right now, what happened, bro? The court case yesterday was absolutely [ __ ] bananas. I ain't never seen anything like that. Like, I'm going to be real with you. Steve, thanks for the raid. All the Rangers have separate cases. I mean, [ __ ] crazy. Chunk, thanks for the sixmon resub. I appreciate that. Why is the DOJ always [ __ ] on every server? I mean, but all right, here's the thing, right? I don't think it's that the DOJ [ __ ] on every server. Why does the DOJ do dumb [ __ ] every server? How about that? Like why does the DOJ always do like borderline crazy [ __ ] You know what I mean? Peace, thanks for the twomon resub. I do appreciate that resub, man. Thank you. [Music] Yo, Han, what's up, dude? What you doing today, Han? Joel, thanks for the brand new Prime. Joe, thanks for the gift sub. And Dwight Shroo, thanks for the 49 months. I mean, listen to me. You got to There's one thing that's like difficult. DOJRP is literally the hardest. I think no matter what you do, everybody hates you, thinks you're corrupt and [ __ ] like that. But you don't really do your fa like self any favors when you're genuinely doing things that are corrupt, you know? You know what I mean? It's a no win position. That's why like I think like if I like I don't know like I'll be honest when I did Slim Judge on No Pixel it was actually pretty [ __ ] fun but I felt like everybody was watching me so I just kind of like stopped. I did like those two bench trials. They were a lot of fun. Like they were a lot of fun actually. I think I I'm going to be real. I'm not trying to suck my own dick. I think I did some of the best bench trials that ever happened. Ever. How's the new mic stand? It's good. Real good. I just I didn't need a I have a backup stand now. And then I had to use this new uh mount. Well, there was a point in time like in 3.0 you know, when uh when the state when the like uh state attorneys thing was like pretty good, but then Paige Green went like [ __ ] crazy and it started like like she started out like really good. It was almost perfect and then Moses on Ignite was really good. Moses on Ignite was really good. I think the only way the position works in RP if it's lesser than PD, like more than PD command, but below PD high command. Like I feel like that's like the only way it can really work. I don't know. It's It's difficult though. I do like cord RP and stuff though. Yeah, dude. Uh, [ __ ] Ignite was uh the 1985 server, which was a lot of fun. We still have that emo. Oh, shoot. fell off fast. Be fair, it only fell off because [ __ ] Bobby was a kid and he listened to a bunch of dumb [ __ ] That was a fun That was a fun little time, though. Honestly, I liked uh 1985. [ __ ] dude. I need to drink more coffee. More coffee. Yeah, [ __ ] um Ignite 1985 reminded me of like uh 2.0 I know. No pixel. Hey, Sheriff. What's going on, Sheriff? Hey, Sheriff. Yeah. Wait, you're not the sheriff. Was it? Wait, you're not the sheriff? Yes, I am. No, you're not. You're some doppelganger. What the [ __ ] are you on about? All right, face away from me. I'm going to have to get you in handcuffs. Oh, that's the sheriff. That's the sheriff. Yes, that is the sheriff. I assume you were just trying to get punched. No, I wasn't trying to get punched. Hey, dona. Dona donk. Yeah, I think uh I want to look more like I really think that I that I can [ __ ] actually hit Justice Sydney with government corruption. I think I was thinking about it last night. I was like trying to brainstorm some ideas and I literally think that I could that that would be like something that we could do. Like I'm pretty sure I could chat. We're about 54 subs away from today's daily sub goal. You guys have to bomb a PR gang. I had to not prred gang. PR gang. I don't [ __ ] operate out of a cubby. No, I I said PR gang. It's my accent. Your accent. I never noticed it before. I thought you just always sounded like [ __ ] Damn. Well, not everybody. I'm just I'm just kidding. I was just a joke. I was just kidding. Hey, what's up, guys? Hello. Hey, Harp. I was just kidding. Always great watching my Hey, Harp. harp. I was just kidding. Harp. Harp. Harp. Harp. Harp. You guys hear that? I was just kidding. Harp, you guys. Miranda. Harp. Hey, what's up? What's up? Hi, Harp. How are you? Son of a [ __ ] How are you? I'm good. Hey, Ernie. You know something, man? Uh, not much. You know, I appreciate you always having my back. Thanks. Listen, if I was there with you at the at the bush, I think the people who I put on Fredgate just investigated it to save their own ass, but I I told them that I don't want you to get any punishment because you have every officer's back. You do a good job. Thank you, sir. I just passed off the investigation, so I'm not I'm not in charge of the results. No, I'll be honest. Good job. I should pass off the [ __ ] investigation. had so much fun the other day and then yesterday just felt me. Hey, Sheriff. Looks like it's just me and you today. Hey, only two members of High Command. Am I right? I mean, it is Sunday. I'm only stopping by and then I'll be What's the matter with Wait, you don't want to hang out with me? Oh, no. My Sundays are off days. Why? Because I don't want to be working here all the time. Well, why? I think you know what? I love my job. If you hate your job so much, you could just [ __ ] quit. You don't even believe that. You started laughing at the end of the sentence. You know, if you hate your [ __ ] job so much, Sheriff, you could just [ __ ] quit. Hey, don't do it. Anyway, hi. How you doing? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's just us. What's been going on this morning? I made a bunch of arrests. I'm thinking about uh arresting Justice Sydney for corruption. Really? Wow. I think I got enough. Uh I'm going to get everything put together and then I'm going to verse everyone. I'm going to get everyone up to speed. Okay. Hey, Kyle. Hello. Kyle downstairs. Yeah. What's up? Can you tell a Dan West to go 42 right now before I personally drag his ass out of the meeting to my house? Oh, isn't that your like husband? Yes. Damn. Drag him home. Mrs. Kyle Kyle West was it? Yes, ma'am. Yeah. Um, we're not going to be your personal pigeons to your relationship. I have no problem. You tell your husband yourself. I like meddling in uh other people's marital affairs. I don't even see him on duty. Oh, you don't? Nope. Wait, what'd you pull out to look at it? Cuz you just said that as you stared off into like the MD. I didn't see you with an MDT in your hand. It's like I had looked right when she was talking before you turned around. Oh, [ __ ] Damn, you're quick with it. Kyle is love. Love you, Kyle. Ma'am, say less. Say less. Say less. Uh, is Dan West in the room? Has anyone seen Dan West? Yeah, I'm here. Dan, your uh wife is downstairs and she's throwing a crazy fit. Oh, well, she can wait after the ship change. Holy [ __ ] My god. I mean, you know, it's rough when you gang. Dan said Dan said, "Hey, this is what Dan said." Anastasia Dan said verbatim. Burbat verbatim that this that you can wait until after shift change. She's not even listening to you. That's true. She's not listening. I don't like when people don't listen to me. How's it been? Excuse me. At least you know I have a beautiful home. Especially if I'm done with him. Damn, dude. Damn. He in the dark house. He in the dark house. Honestly, W man's he dodged a [ __ ] bullet by the sound of it. You know what I mean? Let's goyle. Honestly, I had the money and I had the beauty and the power. So, if he wants to lose all of that, then you know what? Be my guest. You want to come to the meeting real quick? Do you want to come to the meeting? I take your money. You want to get let up here? Damn, Sheriff. She's going to go out and she's going to be banging every dude she sees out of spite. Yep. Probably. Yep. You hate to see it. They wrote a song about this, you know. How are you still a probationary deputy? Ain't you done being evaluated yet? That's what he was asking me earlier. What's up, Justice Vance? Would you mind if I come up for a bit? Just want to touch on the cases for the week. I have no problem at all. Justice Vance been evaluated. You've been like probationary officer like 10 months. Oh, so sheriff, you're not going to hang out with me today. No, it's Sundays are my off days. I'm just here for Hey, come on in, sir. Thank you. When you attending today's meeting? Uh, no. No, I don't attend the full meetings. I just want to touch with you, the law in command, you know. Gotcha. I uh like I said, I would I've been keeping track of my cases. I haven't checked things today. seen I've seen I've seen yours being attended to wonderfully but there are some court charges going up which I don't even know if the officers are aware and then there are some lawsuits up there that I just want to make you guys aware. Gotcha. Can I tell you what I have so far? Yeah, go ahead. I have 0174 0199. I gotta get something posted by Gordo for 0162 and then there's also 0171. Excuse me. Hey, Ambrose. Ambrose. Oh. Oh. Is there anything else? No, no, yours are covered. Yours are covered. I went through I actually with your ones I just ticked them off as I don't need to worry about it because I saw you were paying very close attention. Oh, yeah. I'm monitoring it uh at least uh every 24 hours. I'm just staying on top of it. I'm aware that I have court on the 26th, but I don't know if they're gonna I don't know when Justice Sydney is gonna be filing that thing. And I'm gonna be honest with you, I might move through with the government corruption charge on him before then anyway. So, ah, and I'm just making you aware. You don't have to weigh in on any thoughts on opinion on that, but I believe I have enough. Don't Don't give me anything more than that because if that's Yep. I don't want to conflict you. I was just saying general charges but I think it would be fair but to against the justice it goes up to you know above our head. I don't think I feel like it has to at that point. Yeah. I don't think I can rule against a justice. Yeah. They would think you're like in in in a normal setting I think you could get away with it but uh in this town because you guys spend a lot of time together probably not. too much. It's already over. You're already over. Can I wear pink air defenders, please? Yeah, sir. But I'm probably want to go. Oh, sure. You want to grab an office real quick? I'm going off. Yeah, we can. Uh, what? Let me just let this uh Miss Cassidy, I heard her. Get out of the way. How many cadetses do we have in that academy? Would you like to know about the cases for the LSPD or should I wait for their Come on. Come on. Let's get out the way. What the [ __ ] Sure, why not? I love the tea. Let's go grab an office. I love tea. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go have an office set. I just don't want to waste a lot of your time. That's okay. I think I'm going to skip that one. I'm so tired of talking to lawyers. Shut up, Worm. I I'm not even upset about what I want to say. I know. I know. Yeah. Yeah. You can listen in if you want. I mean, it's actually it's Justice Vance's call. I don't mind. It's public. It's the public docket. She can listen to whatever she wants to. Nice. All right. Uh the first few are simply criminal charges. They're not um lawsuits. This is simply me telling you guys these are up there and they scheduled so that if the officers the AOS's that are involved can at least be there. Uh as long as they're informed, you know, that's been the main problem. That has been the main problem. I have been a victim of it uh four times now. And that doesn't count the justices who uh allowed traffic court to be contested in my sleep. All right. Uh the first one is state v shots. This is drug trafficking. This is scheduled for Oh, not scheduled yet, but it is up there. It's the number one. It was by Suni uh 0214. So, it's not been up there for long, but I don't want to leave it there. Seems like the SAO is following it. So then there there was one can't remember now. What was the number? No. 021 02. I thought it was 214. Is it 212? Yeah. Yeah. 214. 0214. It's the um raid that Les did after they found one with 400 bags of meth on them. Yes. And my concern is that that individual hasn't even been notified that this has been pushed to the docket. And yeah, this is why we need that uh those process servers. We need to get that we need to get the process servers up and running cuz these clerks, I'm going to be honest with you, they ain't doing their [ __ ] jobs, man. I'm telling you right now. I'm currently an intermediate. Yeah. 455 bags of meth. And then I think we seize like 1,000 bags of meth. And two of the houses were both being used to cook meth. Yeah. This is Tinker's office. Well, pretty cool. Okay. All right. Then we've got an appeal for Di Malone 078. It's not a big one, but I'm pretty sure appeal cases the officers want. Say the case number one more time. Uh 0178. This has scheduled I think. Let me just go down. This involves Croc Victor Octavia. Yes, it has been scheduled for to Tuesday 9:30 EST. Damn, that's a late one. Damn. Damn, boys. So, I don't know if anyone wants to just I'm taking note of everything and I'll try to listen. I'll I'll try and get people aware. Thanks, Brad. I'm trying to stay more anyway. Yeah, we've got Prime V. gold, which is a civil suit against an officer of the LSPD, which is scheduled for, let me just see, this is tomorrow, 3 p.m. EST. Guess who? Uh, Red Gold. Good luck. That ID, he's not going to show up. I mean we did he he was sent notice and then he responded back Swedish question mark. So I don't know what was the case by uh 0161 they are looking for that's about 25 30 like cases are taking a while to get scheduled. Huh? Yeah. This is a month ago. over a month ago. Yeah. Is that to see movement on stuff though? Yes. I've personally taken it upon myself to move things forward. So that's good, Justice Vance. That's why we like you. You recognize issues and you try and fix them. You're a problem solver. Uh, you know, I put my faith in a lot of people and it seems like that's that was my initial mistake. So, I'm just doing it. I don't it doesn't bother me. I've got a lot of downtime between cases, so it's really not an issue. Uh, yeah, this one's tomorrow. If he's not going to show up, I do see I'm trying. Even the state attorney is not aware of this one. I need to do some I need to do some solo patrol for a bit. I think I need to do some solo patrol. I haven't been solo patrolling a lot. kind of like it. That one's just making you aware of it. Uh we've got 0216 Kate Ber State, which has Let's see. Made a witness for some reason. I don't know why. Yes, I see they did notify you. This has been not been scheduled yet, but it is like doing his thing, you know. Uh 0216. Don't Don't open it, Lean. Don't open it, Lean. Don't It was Yeah. Well, she No, she's not she's not as a witness. She hasn't been added as a witness. Yes. No, no, no. She has to be subpoenaed as I just don't understand why cuz I haven't witnessed anything Kate Barlo's done. Could have been Itily depends on the time. Uh I I don't know why you're up there. Uh that's probably going to be up to them. [ __ ] witness is what they're saying. Uh, this was Oh, okay. I see. You spoke to Kate up at the sheriff's office and the warrant got dropped. That's just what's on the docket. It was Mac who dropped the warrant. Oh, that's why I don't understand. He was the one that ultimately made the call. We had the discussion and I delivered the news to her, but I was not the one who dropped the law. I think it's that point why you might be getting called. Honestly, do what I did. I did I had someone call me as a witness and I just did a deposition because it was way too [ __ ] late for me. I had them depose me and then they used that in court. What did you just ask me to do? Vol. I don't know if I'll be able to make time, but we'll see. Yeah, that's also why I don't want to keep it too long. Just ask me to do brother. There is. And the last one is Curtis the state. This is against the park rangers. 0207 got arrested and forced into a vehicle without can't talk about Listen, a lot of things. I'm not going to go look I want to do some other stuff. A lot of things. I'll make uh other I'll make a day that is in her day off and I'll be respectful of her time. Yeah. over last weekend or the weekend before. That's one thing I notic about you like prodigy crowd types. You guys never shut up with like metagaming information [ __ ] demands. You know that because they didn't even list the officer that arrested or anything in this. They're just going off. You guys never shut the [ __ ] up with asking people to do [ __ ] and [ __ ] metagaming. Sorry. Which one? Which do number was that one? 0207. Uh, there was one where I can pull it up. Oh, one that I might opinions of. You know what I mean? Because But I might just let the You know what I [ __ ] mean? Chief Justice because they presided. Where's the [ __ ] confusion? Uh FCJ state BM Navaro where a plea agreement was made without 26 people present. The only thing I see in this one is cases are good but after yesterday's court case I kind of want to avoid 72hour deadline for the situation plea deal or not I will be informing the clerks to expedite this trial to be done before the end of this week. uh state you are required to notify the court of your representation ASAP. Uh this happened because honestly the agreement was made between the SAO and the defense without something I can agree with LSPD even being aware of this and then the commissioner stepped in on behalf of them and said they essentially got the chance to redo this without that plea being on the table but there's been no movements. So, I don't know if McKenzie is going to just push for a trial date or if he might throw this out. I'm not sure. All right. Any more case numbers to write down? Nope. That's it. Uh, this specific one is 0196. I want to get a case law named after me. I'm going to go do that today. Go for it, Brett. I'm going to go do something highly questionable, potentially illegal, and then get away with it. And then there'll be a case law. The PR law. PR preds law. Hey, why why did you want to Why no Why the pink ear muffs? I like it matches the Cooks. Why can't you wear the orange ones? blends in with my hair too much. You can wear whatever you want. I don't give a [ __ ] Yeah. As long as it ain't something stupid. Yep. This is for, you know, hearing health. Want to make sure that we're not going deaf by the age of 30. Come on. I believe that. [ __ ] Come on. Open the door. It's been open. Open the door for me, you stupid [ __ ] cadet. What the [ __ ] is your problem, Pred? Open the door for me, you stupid [ __ ] cadet. Brother, I you want me to make your life hell? I'll do it. I'm just gonna I'm gonna hold it in, Pred. I'm going to hold it. You weren't like this. I just want you to know you were open the [ __ ] door, [ __ ] You were a lot [ __ ] cooler in the last PD. [ __ ] Pred. Open the door, [ __ ] I can't [ __ ] open it. Open the [ __ ] door. I don't have [ __ ] keys. I don't literally have no [ __ ] Open the [ __ ] door, man. Use the [ __ ] key. Hey, is this guy [ __ ] stupid or something? Oh my god. How can you not open the door? A little bit of a lower IQ. For the rest of the day, he's cadet dumb [ __ ] Just just push on the handle. See, just like that. Oh my gosh. Door. I'm about to crash out. Just you just open it. It was locked. I didn't have the [ __ ] You press the handle here and you open the door. See? Huh? You try. Okay. Here. Let me try. Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah, that was pretty easy. Hold on. Open the door. Look at him. He's changed. I don't know. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know if this guy's I just don't. And I might have barbon to deal with to be honest. It's Alex Shields. I've worked with PR before. You think I remember the name of everybody? I worked with. That's cute. It's okay. It's okay. But I'm just You were all just a [ __ ] number to me. You've changed. All you were just a [ __ ] number. Ever since they rolled that red carpet, Brad, you've changed. I get the red I'm always walking on red carpet. It's today I'm doing solo stuff. I've been partnering non-stop. Tomorrow I'll be down though. If you're around early tomorrow, probably be better. Unless Clementine's around and then I can ride with you both or something. Okay, sounds good. Trying to get her to join. I need some solo time. You make it a ranger. Uh, I I want to get everyone's opinion about it. I think she'd fit us pretty good. I think she would. I need some lone wolf. Lone wolf, I think. All right, so here's the thing, right? I think that when I'm alone, people are more prone to [ __ ] with me. And I like that. Like when I'm by myself, people are way more prone to [ __ ] with me. That just leads to some [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] Why he talk so nonchalant? Why you using words? I don't [ __ ] know what they mean, [ __ ] nonchalant. A [ __ ] wants to pretend he's educated. Son of a [ __ ] works at Lowe's. [Music] [Laughter] Get my car out. Let me get my car out. Kyle, me hungry? I'm actually not hungry. I got up early today. When I It's weird, dude. When I get up early, I don't really need to eat, but when I get up late, I like I need like some sustenance of me, dude. I'm just so glad I got this [ __ ] mount fixed for my [ __ ] microphone. Early equals grumpy. I don't think I'm ever grumpy. I I I'll be honest. I think I am a joy to be around. An absolute [ __ ] joy. Lying for fun. I bet your wife lies to you for fun. Uh, which one we getting? Oh, what happened to Tinker? I think Tinker got off for the day. I like hanging out with Tinker. I like Tinker. I think, you know what I like about Tinker? He's got good energy. All right, playing Call of Duty. Oh [ __ ] game. What a waste of [ __ ] time. But then again, I have been playing [ __ ] rematch every night for like six hours. So, we did get, bro, we got stripped into like elite uh division one though. We're like [ __ ] climbing hard. [Music] Dead by Daylight. Bro, I can't get into Dead by Daylight. That's one of them games, dude, where I just I think it looks pretty cool and everything, but man, I just cannot [ __ ] get into that. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Coffee time. Yeah, I've been drinking my cold brew. I'm about like I don't know halfway into Aventi. Do I stream rematch? A man, I think it's Listen, dude. I'm be honest. I love you guys. I You guys are great. One of the greatest aspects of my life, probably. All right. But man, it is you need to have like a separation from like role play and a separation from [ __ ] streaming. I already stream like between 10 and 12 hours a day, six days a week. I need something that I can have like just be me time and my boys time. You know, you know what I mean? You should have seen some of the [ __ ] I was doing last night, though. But they piss me off because [ __ ] Thrive being in the net favors soups and it's always bangs it down field. I do not get as many shot opportunities but soups still only outscores me by like five or six goals. But it is nice having all those shooting options. We do we do have a lot of shooting options with me and Soups as the forwards. Completely different styles. Plus, I was getting some kid was calling me the n-word last night. Nonfucking stop. He's just screaming the n-word at me and I'm just going, "Stop it." I was call I called him a stupid [ __ ] classic online lobbies, brother. You are not [ __ ] wrong. To be fair, man, I like toxicity. I like toxicity in gaming. I'm going to say it. You know, if someone decides to [ __ ] slur out on me, hey, it is what it is. Hey, you know it is what it is, man. Yeah, if someone wants to [ __ ] pull a Thrive. All right. Who's ever heard of a black dude named Kyle? Are you saying I'm my name even typ cast me to a [ __ ] white guy. Jesus. Isn't there like a famous He's an African American man and his name's literally Kyle. You know he I I'm more popular on Google searches than he is. 309. I'm going to have multiple illegally parked cars here at Alentes. Okay. Well, one an officer just ruined uh one of them on his way out of the [ __ ] parking lot. Yeah, and he just stole my [ __ ] food. Do do something about it, brother. Ain't you the member of a [ __ ] gang and you're crying at me to do something? You can't just shoot a cop, bro. What do you mean, bro? You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm a Get out of my way, [ __ ] Get Get out of my way. Get out of my way, [ __ ] boy. Oh, you just can't. Oh, little [ __ ] boy. He just can't do it. He ain't got it in him. Back up. Negative. Negative. There's no toe on GT at the moment, unfortunately. Wage bait. I think it's okay to rage bait people when it's funny. Dispatch, I'm going to need a plate check here at the Alentes. Uh, BT8 BMF. Uh-huh. Gotcha. Thanks, dispatch. I appreciate that. Athena Blackwood. Well, another PDMS combo. wring the ticket beforehand. I think it'll be funnier. State ID is 830. [ __ ] up, Fred. Hey, how you doing, Miss Blackwood? I'm have to give you a ticket. Ticket my Yeah, go ahead. Whatever. I can't be up. Nick, quit trying to square up with me. I'll beat a woman in the street. Yeah, I'm not surprised with you. No, you're good. How's everything going today? I'm not going to lie. It's an early morning. You know, it's one of those days. What do you mean it's early morning? It's [ __ ] the afternoon. It's early for some people that wake up here. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. It is 1320, which is 1:20. I don't know military time. That's What do you mean you don't know military time? Mil Understanding military time is like the easiest [ __ ] thing in the world. Yeah, but like I've never had to learn that. Can you speak up a little bit? No. All right. You're good. Thank you. All right. Let me write your ticket. A legal park. You're good. Go ahead. Yeah, you're good. You got an ID on you? Um, not right now. No, it's in one of my bags at my house, so I'm not able to. But my state ID is 8:30. 8:30 state ID. Gotcha. I can't let you drive the car. You're going have to run down the street to the courthouse. What? Dodge me a $750 ticket. Hey, listen. I'm doing you a favor. You get to burn off all them al dentes calories now to have a nice little jog. A jog. Nice little jog down to the courthouse. Let me light my cigarette. a gun lighter with your gun lighter. Yeah. Hey, so hey, look. You know something? No. No, you're not too bad, Miss Blackwood. You are a criminal, which means I don't trust you. Yeah, of course. You don't trust me? [ __ ] no. I don't trust you. Literally, what you can do, you can follow me in your cruiser down to it. I'm No, you're asking me to do extra work. All right. That ain't my job. What? You don't get paid enough. Nope. No. Unless you want to listen. Listen. Just start walking in that direction. Southbound. Why don't you go get yourself an ID? Maybe you should get a You know what? Maybe you should get a couple extra. You seem to be losing them a lot. Occupied one time. I lose them. You have never had me in a traffic stop. It was literally No, no, no. You criminals are all the [ __ ] same to me. I don't know about that crap. You're all just an amalgamation of crime. Okay. 9127 + 1 76 latest ATM. Uh, dispatch, I'm going to need a plate check. Uh going to be 66x MUY K726 drug. Thank you dispatch. I appreciate that. My bad. My bad. And a jaywalking citation. You got an ID? I sure do. That's a twofur we call on the business. This your truck? Yeah. Also have to sight you for clean airbounds. Sure you understand. Yeah. Was it worth it to get my food back? Yes, I guess. Damn money. Sorry that happened to you. Hold on. Sit tight. Westbound. West towards Bay City. Play a Vista. Hey Dan. Southbound. Long eye. Southbound Bay City. Burger shop. We'll send it south. Technically, I won't be able to cight her. Got him northbound. McGillan VCB northbound on Delero Freeway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pull the [ __ ] over, Kenny. What's the uh description of the car? Yeah, she was parked illegally again, but I wanted to get this guy more. Kenny, what you doing fleeing? I didn't even know how long he was going to be. Hey, that don't [ __ ] matter. Did I not tell you to stay and wait? What? Your time's so precious. Everybody knows you're going to get your food taken again, Kenny. Aren't you the one that whooped up on like five people on the block? Uh, which block? VHS. Don't even know which block that is, but probably. I up on all of them. Did you drive a truck before? Hell yeah. I drive the truck all the time. I bet I have. You You look familiar. All right. Citation one. Non-traffic jaywalking charge. That's going to be another one. That's to another 250. Clean air ordinance. Got [ __ ] All right. Why don't you hop out, Kenny? All right. Here you go, man. Uh, ticket one, illegal parking. All right. Ticket two, jaywalking. Picket three, illegal air ordinance. Hey, there you go, man. Hey, that's a fat that's a that's a big bill. What? My bad. My eyes went out. What? Where do I Where do I pay these at? I almost forgot the clean air ordinance one. Here. Here you go, man. What do I just go to the courthouse or something, fam? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be uh 1,500 plus 1,000 plus another 250. So, you're looking at 2750 for the tickets. You have a nice day. Hey, you have a nice day, too. You know something? You don't seem like you're such a bad guy. I really I'm I'm really not. I just I'm going to turn you into one. [ __ ] jammed up. Hey, what the hell are you doing by that truck? You trying to steal [ __ ] out of the back? No, it's mind your own [ __ ] business. Well, hold on now. Pause. What you trying to do? You trying to steal stuff out of there? I saw you [ __ ] with it. No, I'm waiting for her. You waiting for her? You and her. Aren't you banned from here? No, I'm not banned from anywhere. I come here all the time. Yeah, I think you're banned from here. Like anyone listens to a band. Let me go check the list. Let me go check the list. Oh [ __ ] That's [ __ ] up. That's [ __ ] up. You need to call her that. What? Listen, let's be honest. We both hate fish on the badges. Yeah. You ever talked to her? I want to put a [ __ ] gun in my mouth. Well, I mean, you know, that's one way to go about it, I guess. So, what you just got nothing better to do? You just see he's banned. He's banned from here. I'm not banned from anywhere. Call the cops. Trespassing. You are banned from here. We actually [Music] the higher up. You're higher up approved of it. Actually, no. Higher. The game warden and bird ain't around today. All right, guys. They're going to need about That doesn't mean that you're not banned from here. Lady, how about you? Primary. Oh [ __ ] secondary is going. Are you [ __ ] kidding me right now? You know what? No, I'm not. Yeah, the ST and then the Crown Vic. Go ahead and take a You want to get out of the car torch? Want me to [ __ ] arrest you? You got it, boss. Yeah. Have a good day. Hey, my Hey, you know what? I'll let you get away with the criminal threat this time. You ain't really that intimidating with them Daisy Dukes. Hey, have a good one. All right. Get out of your car. Hey, be careful before you get out of your car. What do you mean get out of my car for what? Get out of your car. Hold on. Get out of my car for what exactly? Why not? Well, I'm just I'm Ma'am, put the [ __ ] bat down. Ma'am, get out of your car. Ma'am, ma'am, put the [ __ ] bat down. Oh. Oh my god. Can't see the [ __ ] thing. Sorry. Let me take a look at the numbers. She took a lot of shots. I got shot by some guy with dog tags. All right. And attacked by a woman with a bat. I shot her like 10 [ __ ] times. She wouldn't go down. She He's okay. He was shot by a guy with dog heads and a woman. And attacked by a woman with a bat. Yeah. He's fle in a in a jeep. It was a jeep. It went south. Jeep. What color? South. It's like brown. It's occupied by a man and a woman. Occupied by a male. Make sure you evidence medical on him really quick. Oh, what was that? Sorry. Can you uh start a report and then start forensics for me? Yeah, just code six for the brown. Hang on, Uncle Brad. I got Look, melee weapons on this server are [ __ ] crap. I'm about to start pulling out a knife. M. Can you uh clear to roll in? Yeah. Oh [ __ ] No, the police baton ain't that good. I'm about to start cracking. You still too? That thing looks goofy as [ __ ] Three more minutes. Brad, what the [ __ ] You still okay, Brad? Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. Okay, get EMS for you right now. They're coming. Yeah, I wouldn't mind a shotgun. I know it looks stupid doing it. Do you know what they were wearing too, PR or no? Yeah. Caucasian woman, pink shirt, denim shorts. Caucasian male, dark jacket, dog tags, shirt, denim shorts. Uh, dark jeans. What's the shirt of the male again? Like a large dark jacket. The male's going to be in dark jeans. large dark average build. All right. He was shot and beat with a bat. What? The other person have a gun. Yeah, the male shot. What kind of gun? I don't know. I didn't see it. He shot me from behind. I didn't know if it was like a pistol or like you know like a It was a pistol for sure. All right, Carol, can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah, I can hear you. So, do you want to explain to me what happened to you? I got shot and beaten with a ready. They're going to be coming on out. Okay. Where did you get shot first of all? In your chest. In the vest. Where? Okay. So, it only took the vest. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What did you What did you get beat with? A bat. Where? In the chest. On your vest as well. Yeah. Okay. We're trying to push the bullets deeper. All right. So, we're trying to push the bullets deeper. All right. Kyle, I'm going to remove your vest. Okay. All right. And I'm going to take these cold blue latex gloves under your shirt. Okay. And I'm going to put some anti-buing cream all over. Dude, these melee weapons are [ __ ] strong on the server. I'm going to be honest. They are too strong. You want an ice pack as well, cat? Yeah, ice pack me. Yeah. Do you think you'll be able to stand on your feet if I help you out? Yeah, I'll be able to stand. I appreciate you, man. If you have to fall, sit down, or do anything, yell for us, and I'll save you. I know you will. I know you will, buddy. All right. Predate 2.0. Kyle, I'm going to lift you up on free like the Titanic. Okay. All right. I got you. Yeah. And don't forget if you feel like injuries like within your miso tissues, you need to go denounce and check in. All right. Okay. What's your All right. One, two, three, honestly, I feel pretty good. Blanco for this vest. Oh [ __ ] No. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. All right. No problem. And this guy, I can tell is going to be an allstar trainee over here. Thank you, sir. I cannot wait to be the number one. You see that? I think he's going to be it. Okay. He's going to take your [ __ ] job. You better watch out. They might make this guy the chief of EMS one day. Oh my god. Hey, Forte, you're going to be working overtime to recover my L's today. All the police. Oh yeah. West hallway and south alen. I don't think I can instantly get shot down and then do a [ __ ] I do need food though. I'm going to be honest. Hey, move out of the way. You didn't care how you were parked before, man. You're blocking off the damn parking lot. I wish I was blocking off the blood to your [ __ ] brain. Hey, yours already is, [ __ ] Do not put me through hell today. I'll make Hey, I'm putting you through hell. Forte, you have one hour to apprehend the suspect. service north on Bay City. How are you today, Pred? I've been getting [ __ ] up all day. I'm going to be honest. Yeah, if it isn't my favorite. I have had a day. If it isn't, you know what? I'm going to tell you this and I don't say this to everybody and mean it. East, but I think you're my favorite person. Burger, you know. Okay. You know, this I feel like every time you say something be cool if I got my food for free. You know what I mean? Oh, of course. Be real cool if uh he was stabbed today. You should have consideration saw that happen. Yo, where does you saw? Wait, what? Yo, Scott, here's the 50/50. Oh, okay. You saw what, ma'am? Huh? Who was Yeah, she I got stabbed. I don't think Wait, who's I got stabbed, but I didn't see who did the grayhaired thing. You saw that? Wait, it was you who wanted the 50-50. Huh? Forte, you're going to be working overtime investigating cases. No, not that. Forte, when I'm the victim, I want you leading these. What do I get out of this? The satisfaction of solving the mystery. Yeah. Yeah, but Pred works me like a dog. Something to [ __ ] do, you lazy plot. Maybe you lazy little boy. This should be 50/50. Yeah. Out. If you like my help, I can help, too. Oh, but if you don't want my help, I just So, it's on you. You don't want my help? No, me. Oh, okay. Fine. Yeah. Hey, lunch is on you, but later you can be on me. Oh my god. I got you. That's a good pickup line, isn't it? So, I'm just passenger princess today then, huh? [ __ ] yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, you can help him out. I mean, it's my birthday, so I better be a passenger princess. Oh, happy birthday. How old are you? What? 28 30. Wow. Oh, okay. I thought it would have been higher. Just have to wait for another delivery. That's what am I supposed to say something there? Like, am I supposed to I mean, it would be nice of you to say something there. No, no, no. I don't think Joke's a funny joke. You know, you got to give Should I go put that dress back on and continue? Wow. The one that made me go boeing. Why did you better control yourself for it? Be honest. Colt Cassy ain't going to like all the hering you do. They did. They Oh, now you're saying crazy. They did. So did they. He didn't order. Hey, where's my food at? He didn't order anything, dog. I want some I want three slices of pizza for free and three lemon. You don't understand that from Why am I banned? Tell me why I'm banned, ma'am. I don't know. I get told [ __ ] and I do [ __ ] I You said you watched him get stabbed earlier. I got your Just get some food. We're doubled up. You're good. Listen, you really want to ban me for Bambi? No one's actually banned. See, I just blackmail. Are we sure we can't ban him? Honestly, I think we should ban you. Making your food. Honestly, I think what we should do is all band together and ban this man. I think you're banned, dude. I think that you're uh you need to get back there and get that [ __ ] check that pizza oven, [ __ ] Oh, word. Yeah. Discovery. He's been like this. No, no, no, no. You can't just ban people. Where the [ __ ] are you supposed to eat? Not serve his ass. Not serve his ass. She's serving me, big dog. He almost like talked to Vago down. Oh, wait. Hold up. Don't y'all go to 1042? Why don't you go there, Kyle? I don't like going there. I'm an ales guy. Why don't you be talking to [ __ ] bread like that? Oh, look at him. You got a little sidekick over here defending him. I come here. I want you to know something. I come here. I only I only come here. I come here every day. It's the only place I go. You got loyalty. Yeah, I got loyal. I got brand loyalty, big dog. Listen, you guys are my Little Caesars. Little Caesar. So, I said you guys are my Little Caesars. Yo, honestly, just for that loyalty, it's my birthday. I was told by someone that I Yeah. Sure. Hey, make sure you guys tell Bambi Duca to [ __ ] go at him. Can we have some? I don't know how you guys feel about Bambi, but she lies in court to judges. I wouldn't trust her, too. I'm not going to lie. I have to look past that. You mean you really want someone other than Don't you have your own lawyer though? Listen, can we get Can we get four of the Can I Why is everyone yelling? Yo, shut up. The PD combo. I want pizza. I want pizza. That's all you're getting. I want pizza, man. I don't care if it's got to know. How old are you, man? Can we arrest for obstruction of food? God damn, you're 30. Give me my pizza. You got a senior discount. Do you have dentures? No, I ain't got dentures. All right. You're not working, bro. Reported something to me before. I did. I did. It was a bunch of people throwing spit. Where's my pizza? Oh, yeah. What's your name again? Crusty shrimple. Crusty shrimple. Where's my pizza? Whatever it is you crusty is my own. I know. I remember. Whatever it is. I want my pizza. Yeah. Here. Here. Here's your pizza. Here bear trap. Go. Go. Eat sometimes. Hey, you know what? Al dentes for life. I might even try and get a job here. No. No. Don't Don't do that. I'll I'll coach the al dente sponsored little league pass and club now east innocence south Davis coach bread listen you know what maybe I'm going put together a little league team. Guy's lucky I can't pursue the bad news. The I'm going to start a little league team called the Predators. Get a bunch of people with bats. sponsored by Elementes. No, there's no children in the city. I'm just going to call it a little league team. Why' my tire pop? Probably from a ricketet from a bullet, bro. All right, listen. Melee weapons, I think, need a nerf. I'm going to be honest. But honestly, when I decide to play like my [ __ ] criminal character, I feel like I'm going to be up good just [ __ ] stabbing everybody, though. Maybe I say that as a cop, but you just can't mitigate the [ __ ] stab and the stab animation. Like against someone like, bro, if you're in [ __ ] first person, you can be [ __ ] on their ass with that [ __ ] dude. They'll never break the animation from you. You literally just [ __ ] tap shift and you'll be [ __ ] moving like a god. Hey Jim, you wanted to talk earlier. I was trying to talk to you. Hey Jim, you wanted to talk earlier. He's too busy singing. Holy [ __ ] Jim, you wanted to talk earlier. Is he singing that song? I don't know what he's singing. It's that song. I would do it again. Let me go. Wait. Hey. Well, you Jim, you wanted to talk earlier. What's up? Jim, you wanted to talk earlier. What the [ __ ] up? What? I'm I'm leaving. We just thought about this song for an hour. Kyle, what you said? What? Said you wanted to talk earlier, Jim. I was asking about what? about the the neighborhood watch or what's going on with that? The HOA and the neighborhood watch. Yeah. Yeah. And the barbecue. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we should start the neighborhood watch and I should start my little league team. Yeah. Listen, you need we need we need someone who is able to give parking tickets around the motel. Listen, this is a VIP hotspot, you know, like you can go with flipflops so they won't recognize you and and and then bam, they have a ticket. How the [ __ ] do they not recognize me because I'm wearing flip flops? Jim, we could give you a mask. This is fine. Like, you have to be recognizable as of Jim, I gotta go. I'll let you know when it's up and running. All right. [ __ ] is Jim talking about? Chat member, if you're new to the stream, hit the follow button, join the Discord, please. All right, we are 53 subs away from today's sub goal. So, get your subs in. All we need is uh 510 bombs. I don't think it being sponsored by Roblox. Maybe I won't call it the predators either. Connotation of the word word predator has really shifted for the worst. You know, in the last like five years, the connotation of the word predator has really took a dive. I'm going to be honest. I should have went with the last name Hood like from Banshee. I was going to be Kyle Hood. [Music] Branding's already done. You know how many times I'm playing games and someone's like, "Holy [ __ ] that's Kyle Bread." Like, at least like [ __ ] six times a day. Like, it's crazy. Oh, it's all Dude, it's so funny. Me and Strippen have been recognized so many times and I'm like, "Hey, do you know who Soups is?" And they're like, "No." They're like, "No. [Music] [Laughter] not follower. It's never follower only chat. Oh, it's always follower only chat in here. What do you mean all my shit's always follower only chat? At least you get a [ __ ] number out of a guy who wants to come in here and call you a [ __ ] Hey. Hey. How you doing? Hey. Sit tight. Engine off, please. All right. I'm pretty sure it was off. Dispatch, I'm need a plate check. 660 WH780. Uh-huh. I got you. Thanks, dispatch. Window down, mask off. Lead park ranger Kyle Fred. You know why I'm pulling you over today? Um, is it cuz I'm parked under what? Yeah, you're illegally parked. You got an ID? Oh, no. Yes, I do. Hold on. Where the [ __ ] is my ID? There it is. That's me. Augustus Pope. Uh, whose car is this? Uh, my grandma. Grandma's name. I forget. What am I doing here? Where did you get the car? I I just I just I don't know. My grandma. Who's your grandma? Wait, you have a grandma? So, who's your grandma? Said you got your car from your grandma. Wait, what's your grandma? All right. Get out of the car, you dumb [ __ ] jugo. What the [ __ ] Okay. All right. All right. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What did you call me? What? What? What am I doing? Look. Look, man. Where did you get the car? Whose car is this? Is it your car? All right. Sir, I need you to face away from me. Okay. What? Like, you just want to see my butt? Okay, I guess. No. No. I know. I'm putting you in handcuffs. All right. Give me your hand. Why? Why? [ __ ] Why the [ __ ] do you want my hands? All right. You're under arrest. Let's go. But what? Joy riding. You know what? I love putting away jugos like you. You ain't going to be chicken hunting today. And I'm making sure I'm I'm going through your car and seeing if you got any FGO in there. I'm keeping it for myself. I might need a tow truck here off of Boulevard Delp Pero. So, FGO's like, I'll be honest, that blue raspberry FGO kind of is good. Was there any FGO in there? No. Did I leave my cotton candy FGO in there? Just empty bottles of cotton candy FGO all over the [ __ ] thing. Man, you realize you're going to [ __ ] you're going to kill yourself by drinking that [ __ ] all the time, right? Like it's a [ __ ] treat. Don't say that. Don't say that, brother. Brother, you're going to die from You know how much sugar is in that [ __ ] I'd say that's got like 40 teaspoons in it a bottle. You're [ __ ] So worth it. I don't know how to tell you that, man. Listen, everyone. Just say that. Jones bubblegum. What's FGO? Look it up. It's a soda brand. Why'd you do it, man? I don't do it. You know, I'm worried that you don't have the mental capacity for me to send you to prison. Well, I'm going to send you anyway. Oh, please don't do that. We don't believe in rehabilitating the mentally handicapped. We just send him to jail. A guy a guy like me is too cute for prison. Please don't. Please. They say, "Look, man. Shouldn't have committed crime. I'm sorry, sir. Just let me off with a warning, please. I don't do warnings. Everybody else does. You know what? Listen, I'm the equalizer. 30 other cops, they would have probably gave you a warning. The other [ __ ] 69 of them probably would have [ __ ] just drove off and ignored the you being illegally parked all together. I'm the one that Oh, no. When you make a mistake, you get [ __ ] up. What's an equalizer, dude? Do good math. Yeah, I'm pretty decent at math. I was Oh, yeah. What's 30 + 40? 70. Oh, [ __ ] you. I'm good at math. Watch your head, criminal. Okay, I better not watch my head. Hey, hey, hey. Inside the station. Let's go. Okay. Please don't hurt me. I'm super cute and stuff. No, you're not. All right, get over here to the counter. I got to get your fingerprinted. Do you not think I'm cute? Hell no, man. You're unfuckable, brother. Ain't nobody want you. That's simply not true. And you know what? I'm so handsome and stuff. All right, Augustus Pope 6813. You weren't lying to me. All right, come on. What the [ __ ] Got anything illegal on you, Pope? Um, maybe. Perfect. Maybe not. Perfect. Just more things for me to charge with. Get in the [ __ ] cell. Wait, is there someone outside? Please shut up. Get against the wall. Said get against the wall. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Oh god. Methampetamine. Why am I not [ __ ] surprised? What the [ __ ] Illegal gun. Why am I not surprised? Okay, we're saying criminal theft device. Why am I not surprised? What? That's not all these criminals. You know, if you're working at a mech shop, whatever, you sometimes like sometimes things get stuck. Keys get lost. You know, come on. All right. Come over here, man, so I can get you unhandcuffed. All right. All right. You're [ __ ] man. I'll be right back. What do you mean [ __ ] What do you mean [ __ ] You're going to [ __ ] jail, [ __ ] [ __ ] you, Augustus. You deserve this. I just saw Tori Slaughter's name. God damn, he's [ __ ] Damn, man. You hate to see it. I don't hate to see it though. I'm be honest. Another life ruined. Hey, look, man. That's what we do. Listen, chat. I don't believe every cop should be a hard cop. I actually believe that the majority of cops should go [ __ ] easy on criminals. If I'm being honest with you, we've kind of seen what happens when all the cops go ridiculously [ __ ] hard on people. But you got to have that. You got you got to have a couple ones that [ __ ] hit people hard, man. You got to. Well, well, well. Ready for your charges, Mr. Pope? Because I'm about to [ __ ] your life up. What? [ __ ] my life up. All right, Mr. Pope, you're looking at criminal possession of a firearm, class one, possession of controlled substance methamphetamine in the second degree, and joy riding. You're looking at 95 months and a $7,300 fine. What? What the [ __ ] How was it even joy riding? All you caught me in a like a park show and that's all it was. You were operating the vehicle, man. No, it wasn't. It wasn't even on when you showed up. Engine was on. I had to tell you to turn it off. No, it was I I was double checking if it was on or off. Said it was your car. I said grandma's car. Yeah, exactly. I ain't see grandma there, Augustus. Where's your grandma? All right. Look, Augustus, for a guilty plea, I'll reduce your time by 50%. man. Oh no. I bet this gun's hot, too, isn't it? Let's check. No. No, it's really not. [ __ ] peep it. It's not hot at all. Oh god. I never hot. Yeah, it's not hot. So, what you want to do? You want to lawyer up? You want to take the plea deal or what do you want to do here? I don't know. I need some therapy after this. This is [ __ ] up. Oh, I can uh I can get here I can put you in contact with somebody who will give you therapy. I was supposed to go to her, but I keep I keep dodging her. Why you dodging therapy? Therapy is good for you. It's good for I don't believe in therapy. What do you do then? Do you just like kind of scream into a pillow every night telling yourself that you don't want What I like to do is I like to put my gun in my mouth and just scream. Honestly, you need a hug, man. Like, I could try to scr my head and give you a hug or something right now. Hey, you guys need more units for that bank truck. Yeah, you should totally go to the bank truck and totally like, you know, let me off and stuff. A single unit, Brad. One unit. Uh, I just detached. I'm wrapping up a processing, but I can I can I can back out if there's other one who someone else wants to go. I was just making sure you guys have units. They need right next to the bank. Bank has All right. I just uh unattached from it. If you need me, radio for Is it all right if we're doubled up attaching or do you guys just need one? Well, well, what do you want to do for double? Okay. What the [ __ ] are you talking about wells? There's no wells here. Like, do you see a well anywhere? I see a toilet. I guess you could get water from that, but that's not very, you know, you want to know something. All right. I don't give a [ __ ] if you actually ever correct your life. What the [ __ ] I just enjoy throwing people in jail. I don't give a [ __ ] I hope you don't correct your life so I can just keep arresting you. I want to slow, but one of them's probably going to make contact. I just enjoy putting animals like you in cuffs and watching them rot in a [ __ ] cell. I'm on the way. Come on. We get you and enjoy fo together and you're sitting here [ __ ] talking [ __ ] on me. Like come on. I'm just a little Jack running around. You're just another [ __ ] criminal to me, [ __ ] This is [ __ ] up. This is [ __ ] up. Hey, you know what? Me as a [ __ ] dead to you. Hey, you want to know something? I kind of agree. It is [ __ ] up. So, you're going to let me go on the fact that it is [ __ ] up me free? Yeah, I'm going to let you go with doc to prison. Uh oh. Oh god, this is [ __ ] up. Do you hear that? Oh [ __ ] Just send me a goddamn [ __ ] Godamn it. I'm so sick of this. I [ __ ] hate everything. Approach this. All right, so you want to plead guilty for 50% off. Yeah, 50% off. Just give me the guilty charge. You know what? I'll give you 60. All right. Enjoy the 38 months in prison and $7,300 fine. The doc's here to take you up, you [ __ ] animal. Hey, no ICP concert for you for for [ __ ] three years. This is [ __ ] up. What a nice guy. What a nice guy. He just tell us to stay back. They're going to be shooting this in that car. Go in jail, you piece of [ __ ] Radio check. Tac four. Radio check. Tac four is available. A shame he ruined his life. That's the way you got to look at it, man. It's a real shame what you're doing to yourself. Damn, man. It's a real [ __ ] shame what you just did to yourself, huh? [Music] I mean, um, I got some, bro. So, I got some pretty crazy idea. Like, I can't decide if I want to go in on the investig on the [ __ ] detective arc right now. I've been kind of fiending doing like some detective RP, but the thing is though, I really think I'll want to pull my [ __ ] hair out if I do it with like the current judiciary. You know what I mean? Like, I really think that if I do it right now, it would just piss me off. I mean, I don't care. Like, as long as I have like I don't know. As long as I can get like a 50% solve rate, like I guess it would kind of be worth it. You know what I mean? IA dude, I don't think IA fits the server's meta. I'm being honest. To be fair, most of the time when I got people fired on on PR and stuff when I was doing the Marshall stuff, I didn't really think like some of them should have been fired. Like the Forte firing was [ __ ] crazy to me. When they fired Forte from the PD, I thought that was [ __ ] nuts. They fired him for basically nothing. Like uh I I don't know. I don't uh I didn't I think um I think that the people in charge when I was doing that stuff I'm actually kind of glad that the Marshall stuff didn't continue on the more I think about it because I feel like it would have gotten like it seemed like it seemed like bones and Like who was the guy that was chief that became the judge? Who was the guy? Uh Bareric. Bareric. Bareric. Bareric. And like slacks were like untouchable, you know? Even though like I had them like dead to rights on like a [ __ ] on a on like a major investigation that literally led to a guy being [ __ ] murdered because of their decision-making and nobody wanted to pursue it, but against everyone else it was like fair [ __ ] game. Like I I literally had on recording like Sheriff Bones admitting to being inept and aware of like the stuff that was taking place and then being like proved that he was like involved with this with the decision-m and being liable. then nobody really wanted to do it for some reason, but for everyone else it was like they were fair game cuz like I did I'm not going to lie, I did some crazy [ __ ] on PR, right? But I never got anyone killed, you know? Like I did ocean dump like [ __ ] Kiki Pen Dragon and like go to jail and like [ __ ] like that and like always had like my appearances in [ __ ] court. And then when I was trying to get fired, when I blew up the hospital and [ __ ] that they could put in the new Yeah, we did get a [ __ ] promo with Croc a few weeks ago. That was [ __ ] crazy. That guy died because of mechanics. Couldn't pick him up. Couldn't pick him up. We couldn't pick him up, man. We couldn't pick him up. Couldn't [ __ ] pick him up, dude. Oh, yeah. I mean, I think the funniest, most [ __ ] up thing I did was when I killed the was when I killed the lady in the [ __ ] wheelchair. Yeah. Hannah Baker, dude. [Music] Uh, make a right over onto the ball block, please. Do I look cool right now? No, you don't. What? Ollie. Ollie, I'm getting pulled over. Why? No way. What the [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] out of here. Gang, you're on my [ __ ] block right now. Oh, just kidding. Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing a traffic stop. Oh my god. She left the He left the PDA out in there. Oh, look at this glove box. Got a lot of [ __ ] in here. No, I don't. Get out of my car before I send you to jail. I'll take this. I'll take this. Okay. Thank you. Gotcha. I'm going to need you to face away from me. Going for handcuffs. Hell no. We're entering the city now. On the block. Shut the [ __ ] up, guy. Shut the [ __ ] up. Hey, how you doing? On the block. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. How are you? You going to [ __ ] be mean to us? We didn't even do anything bad yet. Didn't even do anything bad yet. You broke into a cop car and assaulted me. If he's going to if he's going to chase us or something, I hope you guys get in a car wreck, but you don't die. It's just your spine stops working. Guys, wait. Let me out. My gang I'm going to need your ID. Of course. Of course. Of course. You just called him his name. Of course. No. No. I got I got no ID. Lady, I'll bludge your head in with this [ __ ] night stick right on this block. Sir, are you excuse me? I'm [ __ ] down. Let's [ __ ] Get out of my damn face. Do it, Ollie. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. I wouldn't recommend doing it, Ollie. I'll [ __ ] kill you right here. Oh, don't worry. I'll run over and I think I'm joining the wrong gang. I should I should join this this man in uniforms gang. road. This guy's not even doing your job. What do you mean I'm not doing my job? What the [ __ ] do you know about police jobs? You're uneducated. You don't know about police? Obviously not, fool, man. Listen, you want to know something? You're all just a bunch of dumb [ __ ] animals. I'm not an animal. All right. Every single one of you is just a stupid [ __ ] beast. I thought I'd rather be a beast than a [ __ ] I thought you were supposed to be a tough gang member, not a whiny [ __ ] Yeah, let's let's I'm going to start shooting. I'm going to start shooting. Yeah, I'm I'm going to start shooting everybody. I'm I'm going to start shooting. Yeah, get out of here. I'm I'm going to [ __ ] start just blasting everybody. Oh god. They did that. They did that. Not me. Brad, you [ __ ] [ __ ] up. Shut up, Mando. You [ __ ] [ __ ] That's it. Where's my AR? I'm [ __ ] reaching my Where's Where's your AR? Let me take it. Yeah, like you're going to take anything in this box, lady. You'll be dead. You're lucky there's no cranes around here. I radioed in as where it was and nobody responded. Come on. Uh, I should have been on tech, too. Couldn't be on a gang block anyway to be honest. Are we currently VCB still? I mean, that jump was crazy. I wish that uh when it was you were reaching into your unlocked compartment that you didn't have to use like this prompt. You just like get in there. We got visual. We got visual westbound picture. Perfect. I need plates. And I need an IFAC. All right, they're taking off now. Perfect. Bravely ran away. Going southbound contin I always retreat man alley. that we got 30 minutes until Kyle after dark starts. By the way, remember if you're new to hit the follow button, join the Discord, and to get your subs in. That we're live every day at 8 a.m. CST except for Thursdays and maybe Fridays starting soon. I haven't decided yet. Forte, you find him? Who said hi? Who said hi to me? Oh, hey. Wait, who's who said hi? I couldn't hear. It was Raven. I think they said hi, Fred. They didn't say anything to you, Forte. No, they said hi. The world doesn't revolve around you. They said hi. Me. Hi, Raven. How you doing? Good. How are you, Fred? Do you have any of the VBs? The [ __ ] a Vivie? Like from Final Fantasy 9? No, these things. Like the little boo boos. [ __ ] No, I'm an adult. I don't collect toys. Yeah, mainly don't collect them because I can't [ __ ] afford it. We don't get paid enough. Forte, get that [ __ ] hat off. He hates that hat. Cuz you're not supposed to be [ __ ] wearing it. You're a city cop. The fact that they have that. This ain't Canada. Bench has every single leuoo. Listen, I did the whole thing where I collected stuff before. All right. I was in crippling [ __ ] death for the majority of my ent like valued the market of collectibles. But the thing is though, because you can't rob a bank with it, nobody doesn't give a [ __ ] about it. Because you can't stash drugs in it and guns in it, nobody gives a [ __ ] Had to take my shirt off. I don't think it locked. It didn't lock. Yeah, I was doing a bunch of [ __ ] Not going to lie. I [ __ ] embezzled the [ __ ] out of [ __ ] PD money. A gambled it. I don't know why someone would steal food. Oh, this guy this guy owes a lot of tickets. I gave him tickets. By the time I got done ticketing this guy right here, he owed 2750. I owe 700. Yeah. What about the pier? Have you visited the pier today? No, I haven't gone to the pier. My likelihood of getting attacked there is very high. No sea king. Who going to attack you? How are we supposed to attack me? Dreads dreads. Dreads are [ __ ] these [ __ ] have insta kill knives on in all their pockets, man. Of course they're going to [ __ ] kill me. They got insta kill knives that they can [ __ ] unshave in a [ __ ] quarter of a second. DJ Frizzle, thanks for the 34 months. I do appreciate that. I'm not going to lie. This our our mornings have been starting off really strong. Like our mornings have been starting off so strong on the RP end of stuff. I honestly feel like the early morning crowd here on Prodigy is pretty [ __ ] good. Like really good actually. And then later in the day is when things kind of go ping too like super pingy, you know what I mean? like super pingy. I wish there was more 911 calls from like the [ __ ] I always read your messages, trip, even though you're a piece of [ __ ] [Music] Trying to think of something that I could start up. Wasn't Rosa supposed to get dispatched up like a month ago? And I don't know if Rosa is stern enough. I'm going to be honest. I think Rose is a really good RP and a good cop, but I don't think she's like stern enough. Like she'll just she'll literally start up dispatch and just let them do whatever they want. I think like she'll start it up. She'll like show them and then it'll like she'll just let them do whatever they want. [Music] Is it dispatch or IRL? That's crazy. I bet you she has some crazy stories. Yeah, that makes sense. Probably do a good job, but I just think she needs to be more stern. Tell her that via constructive criticism, bro. You want me to tell a real life dispatcher that I know more than them? Okay. All right. I'll do that. I'll do that in RP for sure. Davis now westbound Autotopia Parkway near the hole in the wall. If I told you guys I work dispatch in real life, would you believe me? You wouldn't. They're going to be eastbound. You think you'd be wrong or you'd be right in go. All right. Stay on them, baby. I believe in you. But what if it wasn't dispatch that you think it is and it was a dispatch for something else? I never worked any cop job. What the [ __ ] tell you guys what I used to do. You'd be able to find my employer pretty quick. They were a bunch of dumb [ __ ] dude. They were a bunch of stupid [ __ ] I'm going be honest. They were They were a bunch of stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] worked there like more than 10 years ago, you'd probably still be able to call up and get my personal and private information. I bet you that was the car fleeing the drug call, but way too far away for us to pull him. But I do got that plate for the speeding vehicle at 107. So, custodian work. [ __ ] no. No custodian work. I didn't do [ __ ] custodian work. Look, I've had some decent jobs. Yo, ones. Thanks for the gifts up, bro. I'm not like the rest of these goddamn degenerate streamers that don't have any life experience or work experience. Okay, I'mma [ __ ] tell you right now. I'm not like the rest of these [ __ ] degenerates, dude. And that comes from someone who was a professional gambler for like all four years. Literally a degenerate, too. Freddy, thanks for the 50month resub. I do appreciate that. Male prostitute. Hold up. Bro, you know what's crazy? This is the same place that I was trying to bust on No Pixel. Remember when I would get drug calls from inside of this building? We would never be able to [ __ ] remember like we thought someone was selling drugs inside of a house inside of that building. these [ __ ] [ __ ] hitting dippers. Dude, I'm going to be honest. I want to see a change in drug dealer RP. I really think that like if you minimize like having to sell like mass quantities of drugs and maximize the time someone has to stay in the zone like doing role play around trying to sell their drugs and not get caught that you would have so much better role play. Like dude, some of the most fun I ever had was when I was doing drug dealer RP on Slim. Like I bro I don't know if a lot of you watched that though. That was a long time ago now. Bring back Slim. It ain't the same. Need a new I do need a new character though. And you me forget how different Sandy Shores looks up here. Hold on. There's actually people around here. First name, last name. No, I'm not doing first name, last name. I was just a [ __ ] [ __ ] lord character. Don't want to be like I mean I want to do like stuff, but I don't want to be like full on [ __ ] lord. I'd have more fun if I was like a [ __ ] My criminal like they're like, "Hey, we're gonna go rob that bank and shoot those cops. Come again?" What you mean, [ __ ] Ain't we just going to go sell some dime bags at the local community college? What you mean we going go murder a [ __ ] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, bro. That'll sound I think it'd be I think it'd like be funnier. Be timid. I don't know what would like I'm going to be honest. All right. I'm I'm having a hard time feeling out like this RP crowd and what they want to watch. Oh. Hello. Hello. Is that a gun? It is. It's my license. Why you got it out? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Why you got a gun, bro? All right. Put the gun down. Put the gun down. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. 309. Any available use? Come up to Sandy Shores. Get on the ground. Get on the ground now. I'm going to be at the Sandy Shores Motel. Hold on. I got to take some painkillers. I said get on the ground. Hi. [ __ ] Do you get out of here, man? I'm dealing with a scene. What do you mean? I'm dealing with a scene. Get the [ __ ] out of here. I live here, man. Leave me alone. Keep moving. No. Keep moving. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sir, lay on the ground on your belly. Hands behind your back. He's fleeing. He's fleeing. You also have a secondary unit on the way as well. Hey, firm. I need attack that's available since you guys never [ __ ] move on this goddamn freak. Primary is going to be eastbound. Tffirm tack up five. I need additionals. Hello. Westbound. You know, we don't say hello. All right. Radio check. Forte to perfect. Westbound Joshua Road. [ __ ] dumbass heading towards Stab City. Holding left. Going to be heading southbound Joshua Road heading towards Route 68. Vehicle is going to be a black and color four-door Sultan occupied times two. Passenger was uh seen in the parking lot at the Sandy Shores Motel waving a gun around. Merging onto Sonora Road going eastbound. Going to be entering city limits now. Passing Lefuenta Blanca. Was this a traffic stop? You said negative. A passenger in this vehicle was out in the parking lot waving a firearm around. Oh, okay. Simple brandishing charge. They chose to flee. All right. Passing. I just almost got local hard. [ __ ] local pulled out on me. They're still southbound on Elgen. High rates of speed. I'm going to lose visual soon. They're turning on to occup uh turning on standby. Spanish. Believe they went south. Heywick eastbound. Correction west. What vehicle? The black and color assault. And I'm going to have lost it. They must have went north. Oh no, I got him. I got him. Heywick, westbound, South Alta for me. Southbound on Alta Street. Passing the construction site now. Looks like they're jumping on to Delpero. Me merging on to Delpero. Correct lanes. Hitting the Lero to turn off. They're hitting a jump. I think they just jumped down to standby. They jumped down to Delpro. Westbound Delp Pero. They're still sending it westbound. Yeah, they're still sending it westbound. Going to be black in color salt and white underglow. Entering the tunnel. They're continuing through the tunnels. Yep. All right, stay on them. They're going opposite side in correct lane. That means they're probably going to hit the squeeze. They're hitting the squeeze. They're turning around opposite way. Stay on them. You guys got it. They're going back up to Bay City. No, I'm not in an S-Class. I never drive the S-Classes. I'll leave that [ __ ] for the people that like cars. Turning towards the South Rockford East. Yeah, comms are really good. East passing white garage 104 going through white garage headed north 10 22 they hit our vehicle they're now headed north through white garage they're taking the staircase go around coming out onto San Andreas continuing through north ginger take primary continuing out eastbound on the freeway eastbound delway I'll hold anything eastbound. Hard 50. Hard 50. We're going to be right on top of them. Keep calm. Yeah, I'm solo, so I need you guys to take coms. Down on the freeway. Strawberry. Why is he doing that? I'm getting robbed by a proud man. Hold on. Freeway. Getting rammed. It's called going for box. Don't ever do that again. Forte continuing east now. Taking it south. Elgen. Yeah, I'm still on them. Both of these vehicles look oddly similar. They held right. It's the white underglow one passing the PDM. Now, what they're trying to do is they're trying to get distance so they can do a vehicle swap. Careful. There's a man running in the road. All right. Going for box now. They're going to have a Looks like he's going up top here. They got it. All right. PBS is authorized. Get these [ __ ] Get both of them blocked in. [ __ ] them both. Hey, keep your guns on your left. These guys are [ __ ] armed. That's going to be the main per. The main per's running out now. North end. North end of the white car garage heading towards San Andreas. I need a unit here. Seth, this is the primary per. He's going westbound. Westbound on San Andreas. I need a port a motor a unit on this guy. Get this son of a [ __ ] I got your lethal. We're on the original black belt. You want us to pull off? Yeah, we got the primary target right here. Coming back. All right. He's running uh parallel to the white car garage southbound. Clay, run faster. Run faster, you slow [ __ ] cadet. Get in the car. Take me over there. Go. Stop the car. I got this [ __ ] Am I authorized to play? Hey, you're going to prison, [ __ ] For what? For what? For what? Running from cops, dumbass. Give me your [ __ ] hands. I got his ass. Oh, nice. You wouldn't have gotten a citation if you didn't run, you [ __ ] dumbass. Hey. Hey, we got him. Hey, we got him. Keep your eyes on him, sir. Stop walking away. All right. If you put him in a vehicle, make sure you don't lock the doors cuz his friend might show up. They always run. Honestly, I'd always run from me, too. I'm be honest with you. Afraid we could process the vehicle for you. Hey, Fern, we got the driver. Hey, where's the 95 located? Got to be in our car here. All right, Amir, let's sit tight for a bit in case his friends show up. He said he wants a PC hearing. A PC hearing? Yeah, brother. Brother, you understand that you were detained for brandishing a firearm? And then you [ __ ] fled police as soon as keep saying for what? For what? For what? For what? For what? Classic. He wouldn't even let me uh read his rights. So, you have to make a lawyer. Him asking for a PC hearing is basically acknowledging his rights. Anyways, we'll get you. But listen, we're going to give you absolutely everything you need and you're legally obligated to. Okay. Make sure there's I can Do you want me to check for judge and lawyers and stuff? Yeah, there's judges. And that's him trying to come get him. That's That's their friend. All right. Paul Costalano is a goddamn idiot. Was he with you? Just want to make sure. Huh? Yeah, his head popped. Yes. Hey, Justice Castellano. How you doing? I am here. I am here. How you doing, Mr. Gotcha. I got a guy who's requesting a PC hearing. All right, let's uh get him down here. First floor courtroom. All right, gotcha. What side? North or south? Uh the north side. All right, I'll see you there, buddy. Your voice, what's the matter with your voice? You have a sore throat or something? We need to call a lawyer, too. No, normally you sound a lot more sultry. No, we cannot. What the [ __ ] does that mean? Figure it out. Okay, I'll see you soon. Yo, Blutard, thanks for the new prime and doc, Luke. Thanks for the two months. All right, let's get him on down to the courthouse. The justice is ready for his PC hearing. Okay, I as well. All right. Um, I think uh, unless you guys want to go, I think we'll be good to you guys are good to break off. Yeah, unless the cadet wants to see how to really handle one of these criminals in court. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I'm not interfering with your training. Is that Fleming Fu? Who? Back in use. Who's in the passenger seat? Oh, no. It's It's bitter. Hey, Bitter. How you doing? I'm I'm lead park ranger Kyle Pred. I got I got a lawyer for him. We're ready. All right, perfect. Let's head to the courthouse. What a stupid [ __ ] All right, here we're Oh, we're getting I got my gun out towards Los Santos Freeway. Yeah, they're getting a little aggressive here already. You guys down here freeway on the vehicle. No, this tag is in use currently. Oh, sorry. I asked. Sorry. Let's go to seven. Shut up, nerd. Are you sufficient on this? Yeah, we're good. We just had to move a guy down to the courthouse for a PC hearing. Is this you going east on asking for medical? Now he's asking for medical. Yep. All right. Get medical down here. I'll switch to tac one. Jesus. Jesus. PD to EMS. Send it. Gotcha. I'm going to need uh I'm going to need the Allstar EMS team down to the courthouse. I got a guy. He didn't request medical on scene, but he's requesting it now. I think he's trying to stall to get broken out of prison. We'll make sure he's healthy just in time for that. Perfect. That's what I like to hear. Wally J. What's your state ID? I'm clearing my [ __ ] class three. Say that again. I don't think we've uh searched or anything like that just yet. Well, then pull him out, dumbass, and [ __ ] search him then, Forte. What do you [ __ ] you want me to do here? Oh, is for Hey, Forte, you find my gun yet? God damn it, Forte. God damn it. Forte, you find my gun yet? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm just sorry about that. Sorry. 97 + 123 at the courthouse for one injured individual. All right, I'm only clearing one class three on Cena down at the courthouse. Hello again. Is this the individual who requires medical inter? Yes, please. Yeah. Yeah, this is the individual. He was tased. Okay, sir. Taser pros. Is your major chief complain today that you have been tasered? Yes, in the private areas of my body. Okay. Oh, wait. I did not. Oh, yeah. That's where you hit. That's exactly where you hit. We're going to have to hit him. I hit him. I aim to the back of his left shoulder. Yeah, it's what it's what between my left cheek. What? You your [ __ ] dick that big you wrap it around your shoulder there like a [ __ ] scarf. Yeah, I'm [ __ ] put it over your shoulder like a [ __ ] handbag. We're going to have to take a look then, sir. Do you mind us disroing you right out here in public? Are you locked in right now, Forte? Cuz I'm trying to turn you into me. Okay, so what I am going to do What do you mean? I'm trying to turn you into me so I have more friends. Unlock and unzip your pants. You better get off the phone and [ __ ] slowly guide your What do you mean, Fred? You going to pat him down? I'm letting the cadet. You already start the report. I didn't I didn't arrest him. You [ __ ] What would you do in this situation? Hey, it doesn't matter what I would do. All right, I've done all this [ __ ] before. I'm a god. I'm in charge around here. Okay, so what are you on right now? God damn it, Forte. I put you in charge of PRgate and all of a sudden because I give you a little praise and I think you're 30 minutes. I don't know what you see in him. He seems like the type of guy to just make excuses why you don't need to come. Sir, gas. I said he's handsome. He's a great cop and I enjoy his company. He's also one of the only He was one of the only ones that was there for me when I got fired. So Oh, he did that tactic. Oh, you said it was between Yeah, he whisked me away on his motorcycle and the rangers still haven't offered me a contract. Why the [ __ ] would we offer you one? Okay, so I'm god tier is Well, I do like you forte and I don't like many people. Half of the prong is in your cheek. The other half. It's in your right. If you offered me a cruncher, I'd consider what go for butt cheek or guest. Just please do your job, man. This is humiliating, man. I Hey, that's what I'm here for. Okay, I'm going to be pulling out the Gucc now. I am so Okay, now I like this. I like this guy. The EMS guy. Pull now. Are you ready? Two. He's got a good energy to him. That was okay. That was okay. Sometimes we have to release. So sir, you have a tiny little boo boo that is going to be left from the taser prong. I'm going to apply some neosporin and put a band-aid over it. [Laughter] It's going to stay for one second after dark. [Music] This is his first day. It is time for Kyle after dark. Second day. Jesus. It looks like he's been doing it for years. All good. You guys train so well. You have any other chief complaints at this moment in time? No. I'm I'm good, thank you. Can I put my p pants on, please? Sure. I will help you. Put your pants on now. Always ask for medical care. Yep. Yep. Yep. All right. Left leg, right leg, and then what? Face towards me so I can z on Twitch and I go stream the rest on a B. There we go. I'm having issues putting on my mask. That's that's okay. You know what? It's fine. I like him, too. I feel like if you are all set in our area and you no longer re need EMS, I'm going to turn you back over to the police. This guy deserves a [ __ ] metal. Hey Kyle, get him inside. One second. Can you I I swear on my life I will not turn I just want to put my pants back on. [ __ ] And then you and then you can cuff me back again. No, you're walking around like this, brother. Come on. No. Eth amendment. Lawyer. Where's my lawyer? those jeans. Yeah. Listen, man. He has the right to medical care, but he doesn't have the He's a flight risk. Unlocking the car. The flight risk. Okay, cool. Your friends tried to pick your friends tried to pick you up. Yeah, let's go. You don't even know what happened. You ain't getting uncuffed. Thank you. I know you were. If you get cuffed to the table, then you can put your [ __ ] Where's Where's the lawyer? He's right there in the blue shirt. Oh, okay. One in the blue shirt. That's your lawyer. Rushed over here. Oh, you're not showing bias. I get it. Yeah, I'm not showing bias. Hello. How you doing, sir? I hope you're doing all right. Can I go through this? Yep. Pardon the fr? We're doing it upstairs. Door now. I don't know where we're going. This is kind of odd. Said to do it downstairs. Downstairs. I'm not in control of this. Y'all just started following. They just started. If you're walking in front, a bunch of people are going to follow cuz it seems like you know where you're going. I mean, this is just Yeah. I mean, if we're in here, the judge has to come here. Why is the judge going to make all of us go downstairs? Cuz he's the judge. Yeah, you're good. Let me see which uh which justice uh was called the one guy. It might be you. No, it's not him. It was not me. Uh, Vince, I called Castellano. Castellano. Okay, I'll let him know that you somewhere up here, please. Yeah, we'll do. Thank you. I didn't call Vance pants. Yeah. Can we get his pants back on? Castellano. It's going to be trick. He did my favor, so I had to call him. Can I get a debrief from PD before I speak to my client? Yeah. Yeah, cuz we don't even have the report up yet. But we literally just brought him here straight to the [ __ ] center. I'm going to bring him over to one of these tables where I could at least hook his cuff up to there and allow him to get his pants on. We're going to be switching over to kick for Kyle after dark, which is kick.com/kyle. I need a second. Forte, get the report up. Pat him down. And do not uncuff him before he is searched. Do not uncuff him before he is searched. He is not uncuffed. He is to the table. Do not uncuff him before he is searched. He is armed. How do I get hired in? You [ __ ] Jay Dog, thanks for the prime. All right, YouTube. You're going to be the first to go down. We're going over to kick.comkyle. All right, YouTube. I'll see you guys tomorrow.