Transcript of Bridgerton Intimacy Coordinator - SNL

♪♪♪ >>> IT IS YOU THAT I WANT, YOUR GRACE. YOU AND ONLY YOU. >> I BURN FOR YOU, DAPHNE. >> AND CUT. GUYS, GUYS, AMAZING. SUCH PASSION, WOW. NOW, THIS NEXT SCENE INVOLVES NUDITY AND SIMULATED INTERCOURSE, SO LET'S CLEAR THE SET. AND, REGE, WE'LL HAVE A BRIEF REHEARSAL WITH THE INTIMACY COORDINATOR TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE BOTH COMFORTABLE WITH THE SCENE. >> GREAT. MISS POLOVAK? SHE'S FANTASTIC. >> YES, I FEEL VERY SAFE WITH HER. >> UNFORTUNATELY, PAULA HAD A COVID EXPOSURE AT A FUND-RAISER FOR COVID RELIEF, BUT NETFLIX HAS PROVIDED BACKUP. SO, GUYS -- >> HEY, HOW YOU DOING? HI, I'M RICHIE, THE INTIMACY COORDINATOR. THIS IS MY NEPHEW RANDY, ASSISTANT I.C. >> HI, HOW'RE YOU DOING? >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> DIDN'T I SEE YOU GUYS BY THE BAGEL TABLE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIGHTING GUYS. >> OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. WE WORKED IN SPECIAL EFFECTS FOR YEARS. >> YEAH, EXPLOSIONS, WIND, GROSS-OUT STUFF. >> YEAH, BUT NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE GETTING PUKED ON IN MOVIES 'CAUSE OF COVID. SO WE TOOK A ZOOM AND GOT CERTIFIED TO DO, YOU KNOW, SEX SCENE STUFF. >> GREAT. YOU SEEM VERY QUALIFIED. ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SCRIPT? >> DIDN'T READ IT. SEEMED LIKE A GIRL SHOW. >> YEAH. BUT WE GET THE GIST. YOU'RE BROTHER AND SISTER, YOU'RE BANGING EACH OTHER. GOOD STUFF. >> WHAT? NO, THAT'S DISGUSTING. WE PLAY HUSBAND AND WIFE. >> WHY DID YOU THINK WE WERE PLAYING BROTHER AND SISTER? >> I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NETFLIX. THEY GOT SOME DARK STUFF ON THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> NETFLIX REQUIRES MODESTY GARMENTS BE MADE AVAILABLE. WE HAVE A BUNCH OF BEAVE SLEEVES AND DONG BAGS HERE FOR YOU. >> ARE THOSE CLEAN? >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> FOR THE LADY, WE GOT THESE PASTIES, WHICH WE INVENTED, OUR DESIGN. >> WHY ARE THEY GREEN? >> SO THEY CAN GREEN SCREEN IN SOMEONE ELSE'S NIPS. >> NO THANK YOU. >> WE COULD GREEN SCREEN IN A GUY'S NIPPLES, THEN WE COULD PLAY THIS ON ANY NETWORK. >> NO. NOT MY NIPPLES, NO ONE'S NIPPLES. WALK THROUGH THE SCENE AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE REHEARSED. >> JUST OBSERVE, MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S KOSHER. >> THANK YOU. >> I SHIFT MY BODY THIS WAY AND THEN I WOULD COVER HER A BIT MORE. >> ACTUALLY YOU GUYS WANT TO TAP OUT FOR A SECOND? THIS MIGHT BE BETTER, ACTUALLY. DAPHNE, IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH IT, YOU'RE LIKE THIS. YOU COULD JUST POP ONTO ALL FOURS LIKE THIS. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BRIDGETOWN, YOU GET BEHIND LIKE THIS, ONE KNEE DOWN AND ONE FOOT UP, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> YEAH. AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A LAUGH YOU COULD SAY DON'T LET MOM AND DAD HEAR US. >> WE'RE NOT BROTHER AND SISTER. >> OKAY. HERE WE GO. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, OKAY, YOU GO, DAPHNE, OOPS, WRONG HOLE DUMBASS. >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> THEN HE GOES OOPS SORRY, THEN YOU WINK AT THE CAMERA LIKE IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. >> CAN YOU HELP US HERE, PLEASE? >> DAPHNE WOULDN'T SAY DUMBASS. SHE'D SAY "WRONG HOLE, YOUR GRACE." >> WE MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT IT AS AN OPTION. >> PHOEBE, I THINK WE'LL BE OKAY. WE KNOW EACH OTHER'S BOUNDARIES. WE'LL JUST DO WHAT WE REHEARSED. >> HAVE A GREAT SEX SCENE. WE'LL BE HERE. EXCELLENT. >> CAN WE GET THE BODY MAKEUP FOLKS IN? >> THAT WOULD BE US TOO. SORRY. BUNCH OF YOUR CREW WERE AT THAT SUPER SPREADER FUND-RAISER. >> ALL RIGHT. >> WE HAVE A BAG OF FAKE PUBES HERE. >> THERE WE GO.