Transcript of Ozempic for Ramadan - SNL

>>> YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. YOU KNOW, FASTING FOR RAMADAN USED TO BE EASY, BUT THE LAST FEW YEARS WITH WORK AND A GROWING FAMILY, IT'S FELT ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. BUT NOT ANYMORE. THANKS TO OZEMPIC FOR RAMADAN. >> OZEMPIC IS A MEDICATION PRESCRIBED TO SUPPRESS HUNGER AND SLOW DIGESTION, AND RAMADAN IS A MONTH WHERE MUSLIMS SUSTAIN FROM FOOD AND WATER FROM SUNRISE TO SUNSET. >> I USED TO RUSH TO EAT A WHOLE MEAL BEFORE DAWN. NOW I JUST GRAB MY PRAYER BEADS AND OZEMPIC NEEDLES. AS LONG AS I SHOOT UP BEFORE THE SUN RISES, IT'S ALL GOOD. >> SINCE MY GR DOCTOR PRESCRIBED OZEMPIC FOR RAMADAN, I'VE NEVER GOTTEN MORE WORK DONE. WHILE MY COWORKERS ARE AT LUNCH, I'M ON GOOGLE SHEETS GOING HAM. >> RUNNING MY FOOD CART DURING RAMADAN IS REALLY HARD, SMELLING ALL MY DELICIOUS MEATS AND 48 HOUR MARINADES ON MY BUTTER GRILL -- WITH OZEMPIC FOR RAMADAN, NOW I DON'T EVEN GET HANGRY WHEN WHITE WOMEN ASK IF I HAVE SALMON. >> SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE NAUSEA, HEADACHE, AND GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL. >> I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THE SOUND OF CAB DRIVERS YELLING ON THEIR PHONE IN ISLAMIC, AND IT MADE ME WANT TO CONVERT. THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK WAS FASTING. BUT NOW I CAN WALK INTO THE MOSQUE WITH A FULL HEART AND A 27-INCH WAIST. BAM! >> OZEMPIC FOR RAMADAN HAS ALL THE MIRACULOUS HUNGER-CRUSHING INGREDIENTS THAT REGULAR OZEMPIC HAS WITHOUT ANY PORK. >> WHEN IT'S FINALLY TIME TO EAT, I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY. I THINK I'M GOING TO FAST THE WHOLE MONTH STRAIGHT. PROBABLY GET EXTRA AWARDS FROM GOD. >> AND FOR THOSE OF YOU CLAIMING THIS IS THE EXACT PRODUCT REBRANDED FOR A NEW MUSLIM DEMOGRAPHIC, THAT'S ISLAMAPHOBIC. >> OZEMPIC FOR RAMADAN. YEAH, IT'S JUST OZEMPIC.