Transcript of Aimee Lou Wood Tries British & American Food | Snack Wars

I mean, this is my nightmare. It hurts. It actually hurts. And then do I lick this? You know what? I do actually quite like that. I couldn't do much of it, and I don't like the way you have to consume it by doing that. I think that's absolutely obscene, actually. Hi, I'm Aimee Lou Wood, and this is Snack Wars: UK vs US for LADbible. Mm-hm, interesting. Monster Munch, an absolute staple. However, makes me feel anxious. There's something about the packaging that I find really stressful. And then Goldfish. I've never actually tried a Goldfish, but they're very well known in the US of A. Even that smell, it just reminds me of sad times as a child. You know what I mean? They do what they do, don't they? Bring back memories of school and not nice ones. So I think I know who's gonna win this, and it's not even Monster Munch's fault. Let's go for the... what are they called again? Goldfish. Okay, but that's boring. There's not enough of a cheese flavour to call that cheese. I'm gonna need more cheddar. For you to claim it's real cheddar, I need to be able to taste the cheddar. And do you know what? I'd rather be sad with flavour than bored without. I don't know if it's, like, a one... Okay, I'll try and have two. Yeah, actually, the texture is quite enjoyable. Mm. Do you know what? I think I could do more, actually, of this. Basically, you need quantity when it comes to these. You need quantity, and you need it to start getting a bit soggy in your mouth. Right now, I could eat more Goldfish, so that's the winner. Next up we have Liquorice Allsorts. Big fan. Am I really weird? I love these. They remind me of my grandad, who's died, so... See you later. Maybe hold back on your judgement. I just think they're great. I love liquorice, because it's not too sweet. There's something weird, weirdly... I don't know, off about it that I like. I know. I was actually shocked. I was expecting everyone to go like, "Yeah, good old Liquorice Allsorts." And everyone was just like... So kooky. She's a kooky girl. And I've got Warheads. I've heard a lot about these. Not as sour as I was expecting. Much more mellow than I thought. Tastes like when I used to go to the pound shop and buy those aliens that were in the goo. I once ate a little bit of the goo. Just 'cause it looked interesting to eat, and it tasted like that. See, I love these. I love picking them apart like this. Yum, yum, yum. Yeah, these are great. And I love these as well. These are Liquorice Allsorts, and they are basically a selection of liquorice-based treats. All have their own spin on it, on liquorice. As you can see, there's a wide variety. And then you can get, like, a real staple classic, which is just pure liquorice, which I quite like. It's like, "You've had your fun. Back to basics." I love them, 'cause it just reminds me of my mum and my grandad. So I think they're great, and it's very homey. So liquorice wins for me. Also, look at him. See, that's how you do it. He's cute. That's like, "Yeah, I wanna get in that bag." Oh, that's true. It's actually a bit... yeah. Yeah, but I still wanna eat him. I know. I still want to eat him. I know. Oof! Oh gosh! I mean, this is my nightmare. This is, like, to me this is a migraine, just the idea of eating these. US is Toxic Waste, and the UK is Brain Licker. God. Okay. I was never allowed things like this as a kid. I was never allowed, like, sweet sweets. My mum wouldn't let me have anything of the sort, and so whenever I was allowed them, I would go absolutely crazy. Like, if I had a handful of Haribo, I was up all night. But I'm gonna try this Toxic Waste, which I've never had before. I'm not gonna eat the whole thing. I'm gonna spit it out. It hurts. It actually hurts. And not in the way that chilli... I love chilli, I love spicy foods, but that's like, it hurts, but it's like, "Yes, that tastes good." That's just pain. That's just actual pain. Although it has made me feel more awake. It has instantly rebooted my... And then do I lick this? Yeah? You know what? I do actually quite like that. I think because you don't get much on each lick. It's quite a nice little suggestion. It's a suggestion of a sourness rather than an attack. And the suggestion, I have to say, is kind of enjoyable. It's fun. I couldn't do much of it, and I don't like the way you have to consume it by doing that. I think that's absolutely obscene, actually. But it's gonna win. It is gonna win out of the two of them. Okay, we're on to liquids. I've got a guess of which one I prefer already, and it's Lucozade. I actually really love a Lucozade. Like, on a hangover, just whack that down and it really does a lot. It helps a lot. And the plain one too, not the orange. This original. The original. Mm. Mmm. I love it. I love it so much. It's great. It's good. It reminds me of bit of being ill or being hungover, but in a comforting way. And I'm gonna go for the Monster. It makes me sad when I see people drinking these. Like, a sight that I feel instantly melancholic at is someone drinking a Monster energy drink. So it just... again, it's a bit like the Monster Munch. It just isn't a- It's sad, look. It has a real effect. It's like seeing someone in Wetherspoons at, like, 11am. Apparently, it's got B vitamins in it. I'm just reading. Yeah, right. Oh, ginseng as well. Mm, actually, mm. Do you know what? There's something kind of horrible about it that I enjoy a little bit. Yeah, like, it feels bad. It feels like I'm doing a bad thing, but it's not gonna alter my brain chemistry that much. But it feels rebellious. Do you know what? It actually is depressing. So I'm gonna say, it's Lucozade wins. But, Monster, you shocked me there. I was actually a little bit... you know, I wasn't mad at it, but it just does smell sad, looks sad, and so yeah, Lucozade wins. Okay, I am really excited for these, 'cause I feel like this is... these are always in the movies. It's like, "Let's get candy corn. "Like, oh my God, candy corn. Want a candy corn?" So I'm excited to try. And also this looks quite... I don't know, it's quite an inviting, mellow vibe. And then Fruit Pastilles. I mean, come on. These are... I mean, yeah... I mean, you can't go wrong. And these also feel not... yeah, they're not actually that bad in terms of... oh no, they are. So I'll start with the Americans. Ew! Smells like damp. It smells like when you go to a pub and the toilets are damp, and you're like... when you walk in and you're trying to ignore it, but you're like, "Fun night!" But you're kind of concerned why it smells of mould. I mean, what the hell? Oh! Oh, it's like icing. It's like icing, like what you get on a cake. 'Cause it says corn, I've always thought they were crunchy. But they're just soft. Kind of like wax, like candle wax. That's not good. That is not a good snack. It's not a good snack. It's not a good snack. It's not got a good texture. It's not got a good taste. It's just confusing. However, look who's here to save the day. Mm. I mean, they're the best. Do you know what I love? Jelly Tots. But they're like the mini Fruit Pastille. Jelly Tots are just shrunken Fruit Pastilles, and I kind of love that 'cause you can shove about a million in your mouth at the same time. Because that's what I used to do. I used to get loads of Jelly Tots and put them in my mouth and chew them all and then actually spit it out and look at the thing that I'd created. I mean, I could probably do that and say that was art. There might be something really good about chewing up food, spitting it out and having it... Someone must've done that. But obviously these have won. Fruit Pastilles have won. They're so good. I know. Poor Mum. Mums always get the green and the orange. They take them and they don't even complain. Mum. Fruit Pastilles wins, but it would be really hard to beat Fruit Pastilles no matter what you'd given me. Yes! Come on! I hate cake. I hate quinoa. I hate Hershey's. Get this away from me.