Transcript of If Google Recreated The Apple Vision Pro

dude did you actually buy an Apple Vision Pro no I got the Google Goggles the what here at Google we wanted to join the world of spatial Computing even though we don't really know what that means so after working tirelessly for the last two entire minutes we've developed what we believe to be the headset of the future today that you wish you had in the past with a design that's familiar yet totally not when you put on the Google Goggles you see the world and everything in it but also everything else with your apps actively invading your space you'll be as productive as ever because you literally can't avoid them so no matter where you hide they will find [Music] you and with the simple clamp of your human hands you can expand Windows click links and look cool doing it you're able to watch movies so large you'll hurt your neck looking at them and what's better than a 50-ft TV that's right two 50ft TV you can also set up timers while you cook scroll on several apps at once and even send one text message every 6 hours and even though all of this is happening inside of the headset it looks sounds and feels like they are physically there wow this is so realistic it feels like I'm actually getting robbed right now give me your wallet what it even took it too this is the future but that's not all with augmented reality you can be anywhere so why watch a movie from your couch when you can be in the mountains or on the beach or even on your couch it's like I'm actually in my home and it's available in all all types of unique colors including white darker white midnight white invisible white and Twi white I know what you're thinking isn't this just a ripoff Apple Vision Pro don't you ever say that again just listen to these customers who we say are satisfied I used to have to send emails from my laptop but now with my Google Goggles I still do but with the goggles on now so it's different my New York City Apartment is pretty big already but with Google Goggles I can live in a mansion wow I've been needing a good reason to avoid my annoying son now I can just stretch a window over him and boom peace and quiet Dad you're talking out loud sorry son I can't hear you when my goggles are on that's really hurtful maybe I can just drown them out with another layer dad stop it ew perfect while those Barnacle heads priced their headset at $3,500 we made sure our product was more affordable which is why it can be yours for way cheaper but wait we also have a more affordable option which includes everything you love about the Google Goggles except for the computer part still not sold well that's why we developed a feature so revolutionary it's illegal in most countries introducing Google magic hey buddy give me all your money what what are you doing why are you clamping with your human hands what the now you're going to give me your money not again now you can become a superhero make one payment towards your student loans and even bring your dream car to life I can't believe I'm driving a Ferrari and we're so far ahead of the competition that we're already releasing our next model early oh sorry wait what are those oh these are my googly Google Goggles now I can see in two directions at the same time kick off your week right and score a Google cuz if you order the Google Goggles we'll send you the Google Goggles Lady Gaga editions for free and if you have a baby we'll send you the Google Goggles Lady Gaga Google gaga editions as well just buy the freaking headset bro